Jordy
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Inside Job
Moonage Daydream
Stopmotion

Solid little horror movie, but there’s only few people I’d recommend it to. Very interesting concept with creative, abstract presentation, really loved the stop motion bits. It leans more towards the elevated horror side, lots of subtlety and challenging psychological aspects that will be more rewarding for an experienced viewer. The structure of it is fairly lean, and while I found the arc of the main character compelling, it could’ve used more character development (or stronger performances, I think everyone’s just fine). For a movie about artistry it pushes to some pretty bold places, even if the horror is sometimes played up a little awkwardly. What doesn’t help in that regard are the score and sound design choices, which to me feel like they come from a more commercial film. So, it’s nothing amazing but there are more than a few memorable moments.

5.5/10

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Midnight Run
Lady Snowblood

Tarantino is infamous for borrowing a lot from obscure films, and Lady Snowblood's influence on Kill Bill is abundantly clear. However, calling one a rip-off of the other would be a bridge too far, this has its own distinct tone and directorial style. It's a very straightforward revenge story with just enough character depth to keep things interesting; a classic B-movie that's elevated by its distinct aesthetic and technical wizardry. Loved the action and editing, this filmmaker knows how long a shot needs to linger. It really helps the performances a lot, there's more subtlety here than you might expect. The combined samurai and western influence gives the visual style a very distinct personality, it really makes the set pieces (which are already well staged in their own right) memorable. I don't have any real complaints about it. Sure, it's not the most layered film ever made but unlike a lot of simple genre exercises this didn't bore me once. It pushes to emotion to some challenging places, it's creative, it's fun; watch it.

8/10

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Cobain: Montage of Heck
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Tickled
Road House
Man on Wire

This is fine, I don’t think it needs to be held in much higher regard than The Walk. It benefits from everything being so cinematic and well documented, watching Phillipe do his thing never gets old. I enjoyed how it delves into the process, even if I wanted it to be more critical of the main character and all of the difficulties/challenges/potential consequences involved in pulling this off. The tone of the documentary leans towards the celebratory side and that doesn’t always bring out the most tension. There’s also a sense of theatricality to the storytelling (narration, reconstruction, music) that I don’t think serves the material. It’s still a fine watch, but once you get past the initial shock and awe there’s something empty about it.

6/10

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Boy A

Pushes the right buttons, but nothing about it feels particularly inspired or refreshing. Andrew Garfield does a great job, however the introverted, shy type of protagonist that’s given to him is very typical for this kind of film. The rest of the acting ranges from passable to bad (the kids are not very good). When it comes to the writing, I liked this idea of pointing out how difficult it can be to hit the reset button in life, but besides that nothing left much of an impression. I’m not entirely sure what the appeal is supposed to be between the average character development, adequate dialogue and predictable character arcs. Even the filmmaking consists of a lot of flat cinematography and typical sad piano/guitar embellishments, feels very much like a first time director. Overall, while this might be recommendable for Andrew Garfield completists, I think it’s fair to label it with one simple word: generic.

4.5/10

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Now You See Me 2

It’s just so dumb and corny, this concept would work much better as an animated kids show on the Disney Channel. It does a good job at not taking itself seriously, but forgets to be entertaining. It’s like Oceans if you’d take out whatever makes those films appealing for an adult. Terrible acting and editing, forgettable cinematography, way too much melodramatic dialogue and not nearly enough fun set pieces.

2.5/10

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Drive-Away Dolls

I feel like I finally understand the people who are turned off by the Coen brothers for their quirks and eccentricities. This is a really annoying film, it's like Pulp Fiction if it was made by someone who doesn't know how to elevate that type of trashy/B-movie material. Technically still quite admirable (lots of good cinematography and editing), but overall just held back by insufferable dialogue, poor attempts at experimental/psychedelic imagery and a lack of memorable moments.

4/10

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Only Murders in the Building: Season 1

I’m not trying to be an edgy hater but I can’t think of a single type of person my age I’d recommend this to, I don’t think it’s watchable for people under the age of 50. Extremely contrived plotting, bad/annoying characters, some of the most forced acting I’ve seen on tv and the comedy doesn’t land at all. Technically it’s really plain and basic, though the score has a few nice moments here and there. Maybe it hit differently during the pandemic, I don’t get it at all.

2.5/10

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Poor Things
Dune: Part Two
Into the Wild
Horrible Bosses

Too much infantile man child/locker room comedy. Very unmemorable concept that reads more like a watered down Office Space than anything original. Looks like every other mainstream comedy, i.e. shit. Sounds like a car commercial, way too much corporate funk rock. Every 'funny' part gets exaggerated, on the nose delivery by the actors so the normies know that what you're seeing is the most hysterical thing ever put to film. And yet, there's actually a great idea hidden in this piece of crap. I think that making Jennifer Aniston this very explicitly horny and sexually dominant character is a very subversive idea, she's going full Xenia Onatopp with the performance here. It's the type of 'breaking the norm' performance that could potentially pave the way for some new ground when done right. If only this wasn't written and directed by stupid people.

2.5/10

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Metallica: Through the Never
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Great recording, besides two or three duds this is a tight tracklist consisting of some of Metallica’s best material throughout their career. I don’t understand how this sounds better than a lot of their albums past the 90s. The performance by the band is great, even the old stuff is played and sung with as much viscera as it should. Visually, I was actually the most interested by some of the showmanship showed on stage, from the recreation of album covers to the use of lightning and fire. The tacked on impressionistic music video starring Dane DeHaan, however, is a complete misfire. Not only does the imagery feel goofy and on the nose, but Dane DeHaan doesn’t represent what I think of when it comes to a typical Metallica listener. Even the colour grading reminded me of Suicide Squad, the whole thing feels misjudged. You’re a legacy act, you don’t need to appeal to what is your idea of ‘the cool kids’. Thankfully it doesn’t take up too much of the film and I was still able to enjoy it somewhat.

5.5/10

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TAYLOR SWIFT | THE ERAS TOUR
Boiling Point
The Deer Hunter

This is among the weaker 70s films dealing with the Vietnam war. Definitely not bad but a lot of choices feel watered down. A lot of this folds in on itself if you’ve seen movies like Apocalypse Now, Platoon and Taxi Driver (maybe throw in some All Quiet on the Western Front too for the first act). Really feels like this was made for an audience who’d consider those films too challenging or artsy, there’s no auteur filmmaking here and the sappy music takes some of the edges off. It doesn’t mean there are no memorable sequences, for example I loved the Russian roulette scenes (even with it bordering on villifying the Vietnamese too easily) and its authentic depiction of war, but for every great moment there’s a scene that drags on for too long (e.g. wedding). Ultimately what saves the movie for me are the great performances and this idea of the experience of war having different psychological effects on people. It’s that idea that carries the film to a pretty emotional climax. If only the rest of the film was as tight and packed as much punch.

6/10

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Control
Bob Marley: One Love
Casino

It’s pretty amazing how despite often working in the same genre Scorsese continuously finds ways to keep it fresh. It’s one of his longer films but flows effortlessly because of Thelma Schoonmaker’s editing. Combined with a script examining the hypercapitalism of Las Vegas and solid performances (which to be fair has everyone play the exact part that’s expected in a Scorsese film), this is another win.

8/10

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Land of Bad

Cinematic butt rock, this will be guaranteed to find its audience of dads during reruns on cable once they’ve exhausted the Expendables franchise. Doesn’t really mess up besides some of the try-hard macho dialogue and awkward material given to Russell Crowe, however nothing stands out either. It doesn’t even come close to some of the cinematic flair of the John Wick or Extraction movies, everything about this is middle-of-the-road and forgettable.

3.5/10

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Manhattan

A movie that’ll probably get on a lot of people’s nerves, but I enjoyed it a lot. It balances complex drama with easygoing romcom elements like Annie Hall, however this film’s tone leans more towards the former. Loved the vintage score/cinematography, it certainly eased me into the more challenging aspects, such as the characters. Overall, didn’t quite love it in the same way I did with Annie Hall, but that’s a really high bar for me.

8/10

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The Iron Claw
Madame Web

Damn, we're already milking early 2000s culture to trigger the dopamine buttons? Sometimes I wonder how blockbusters in the future will try to evoke the current era. How do you copy an era that's almost nothing but nostalgia, an era that coasts almost entirely on recycling stale ideas, IP and music from 20 to 40 years ago? Madame Web finds itself at a similar creative dead end. Why does Sony keep persisting on reviving this wave of forgotten B-movies from the early 2000s? I had some fun with Venom because of Tom Hardy's ridiculous performance, but I see no artistic merit with this or Morbius. It feels like everyone involved is several degrees of incompetent, or they simply didn't care. In fact, I probably already put more effort into this review than these screenwriters did with their script, so I see no reason to analyze this any further. Avoid at all cost.

1/10

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The Karate Kid
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