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The Marvels 2023

The Marvels is filled with cheap thrills but no meat.

The Marvels" is a fun, action-packed superhero adventure that brings together Captain Marvel, Ms. Marvel, and Monica Rambeau to save the universe. While the film has some positive moral elements like family and doing the right thing, it falls very short of the standards Marvel had set till Endgame. Often falling into the categories of cringe and unnecessary drama. You never really care about the Characters as the writing is extremely mediocre and has minimal emotional depth.

The character interactions, visuals, and humor might still make it a popcorn-worthy entertainer, but be informed that the story is messy, the villain is uninteresting, and the pacing is uneven throughout. Performances are strictly over the top. However look out for that mind blowing post credit scene integrating Marvel to whole new world.

Overall, "The Marvels" is a decent entry in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, especially for fans of the individual characters but will stay a huge disappointment for the ardent Marvel fans from before.

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The mediocracy of Marvel Phase Five continues with The Marvels, another generic superhero film. When the new Kree leader launches a series of attacks on other worlds, Captain Marvel attempts to stop her, but finds herself switching places with two other women due to a mysterious connection. Brie Larson seems to be phoning in her performance, but Iman Vellani is incredible charismatic and really shines in her role. Also, the writing is rather weak; particularly in how it tries to manufacture conflict between Marvel and her pseudo-niece and create some kind of mystery as to what happened with Marvel and the Kree. Still, there are some fun and exciting action scenes, as well as some nice bits of humor. The Marvels is entertaining and delivers some thrills, but it’s largely forgettable and does little to advance the larger MCU.

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While the musical communication scene caught my attention as a musical enthusiast, the film overall left much to be desired. The randomness throughout often left me bewildered, struggling to follow the plot. The ending, though amusing, seemed more absurd than satisfying, eliciting laughter for perhaps unintended reasons.

Despite its shortcomings, I found some enjoyment, particularly in Miss Marvel, who emerged as a standout character. However, "The Marvels" falls short of becoming a favourite in the Marvel cinematic universe, with its disjointed narrative and an ending that leans towards the ludicrous.

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The musical crap I could have dealt without but the rest was good. People were way over critical, it's not the best but not the worst as painted in the media.

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Even for a superhero movie, this is pretty dumb, and full of plot holes you could drive a semi through!

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I'm 26 yo, and today, 30th march 2024, I've seen the worst movie ever made

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Cute movie but honestly getting sick of the girl power movies always hitting the girly stereotypes. The chemistry between the 3 female leads is great, so it's that much more disappointing that it has to hit all those girly girl BS.

If these companies, especially Disney, want to create real female heroes then they're going to have to let go of this Disney princess garbage. It's false, misleading, and makes girls that want to grow up to be taken seriously think that it's a requirement to be girly still. Worse it instills it into boys and men who watch this. Young women should be shown as strong without the princess nonsense.

Finally the multiverse is stupid. Unlimited universes would mean only a matter of time before the whole thing would collapse mathematically. Fun to explain how so many characters can die, come back to life, redo entire storylines, but tired and not based in any reality.

Still fun, but just like every other Disney movie about female leads, so a 6/10.

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I can see why this movie exists and who it might appeal to, but to a general fan this one will be skipped/forgettable. It is cheesy, noticeably lower budget, and does not hit the highs of the great superhero films. I still enjoyed this much more than several Marvel films, but it is FAR from the best.

Rating: 2/5 - 65% - Not Recommended to Everyone

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One of the worst Marvel movies. OMG

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What a dogsh*t movie. They really do a disservice to women by pretending this garbage is empowering.

I genuinely hope women get better superheroes than this trash.

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This was a really fun movie and I'm so disappointed I didn't support it in theaters. It was the same amount of fun I got from Thor Ragnarok! I implore anyone to give a try, the chemistry between the three actresses is very fun and it adds nicely to the wider "cosmic" world that's been built by Ragnarok and the Guardian movies!

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What kind of bs resolutions were those...!!? Pulling "space-time" fracture pieces with "light" threads, like Spiderman pulling trains with his web! And Carol just jump-started a star..! If she could've done that, then their entire civil war happened because "Carol didn't think of that." Disappointing.

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I had low expectations for this only because the trailer made it look pretty bad.
This was fun to watch, Iman Vellani was adorable. I’ve only seen half of Ms Marvel, but I thought she was great and added a fun dynamic to it.
Story was typical Marvel, the power switching was inconsistent but a neat idea and the ending seemed anti climactic.

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That could have easily been one of Ms Marvels episodes - nothing special about it

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Wow, that was painful to watch.

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Was I watching a superhero movie or a musical

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To be honest, I don't really get the hate. All movies in the MCU are meant to just turn off your brain and enjoy. If you do that, you'd realize these movies are actually a lot of fun even if you didn't watch their origin stories (I don't really remember Captain Marvel's movie or watched Ms Marvels's movie but I really enjoyed this one)...Though I could be wrong but I don't think the other one had an origin story released in the MCU, and that's ok.

Do you need to watch any other movies in the MCU to understand this one? Maybe Avengers Endgame as they do reference the blip...but tbh that is like 2 seconds of the movie so you'd be ok if you haven't seen it.

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While the chemistry between the leads shines, "The Marvels" struggles with a muddled plot and rushed emotional connections, leaving it a disappointing entry in the MCU.

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Marvel is dead. This is not marvel

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waste of my time. so disappointed.

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People can’t seem to agree on The Marvels, but it’s definitely not worse than Thor: The Dark World and it’s also better than the original Captain Marvel. You can’t convince me otherwise.

I had a pretty okay time with this. Kamala is easily the highpoint, but I must say, I like the these three together most of the time. The training montage was fun, for example. I even chuckled a few times. Not so serious Nick Fury fits right in and is a lot more fun than Secret Invasion’s grumpy old bastard.

Does it have issues? Sure, the whole thing is super rushed. That doesn’t benefit the storytelling, but it is nice and short because of it. A had a bigger problem with things happening or people knowing things, because they have to in order to keep things moving in the necessary direction.

“I have to close the rift from the other side.”
“Why?”
“Just because.”

That’s just one example and it’s lazy writing. That is the biggest flaw for me, so it’s not the singing planet or something. Yes, it’s goofy and weird. And it doesn’t make sense at all, but I didn’t really mind it.

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There was almost a consensus that this film was bad, but it is very bad. I don't know what audience Disney/Marvel wanted to reach, but it must have pleased a very small group.
The fight scenes are pathetic. The scenes with Kamala's family are at the most childish level possible.

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this was fun as hell and i feel genuinely bad for anyone who didn't enjoy it. not a cinematic masterpiece, absolutely a weak villain, but this is the mcu—fun is all i want out of the franchise these days.

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Great fun, even with the monotonous score. The scene during the credits was fantastic.

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It's only downward from the last movies. I just watched it to see if I miss anything. But it if you didn't watch the ms marvel serie and Wanda vision you barely understand it. This movie is utter crap. The cgi is bad and the sad face of cap marvel is getting on my nerves.

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This was an embarrassment. Only writers purposely out to destroy a movie could’ve produced this hot garbage. They’re the real villains in this story.

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Ugh! I guess it would have helped if we'd watched Captain Marvel first, but it was still just so awful. Confusing, weird, not funny. Only saving grace were the costumes and scenery at the various worlds.

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:face_with_symbols_over_mouth::rage: - Honestly terrible film.. Could have done much better

10:heart:- Masterpiece :100:
9:heart:- Excellent
8:heart: - Amazing :ok_hand:
7:heart:- Great :sun_with_face:
6:heart: - Good :thumbsup:
5:heart: - Average :head_bandage:
4:heart: - Bad but watchable :octagonal_sign:
3:heart: - Bad :sob:
2:rage:- Awful :face_vomiting:
1:face_with_symbols_over_mouth: - Bull Shit

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I think the intended audience is younger than me, which explains why it didn’t hit home for me.

However what I DID love, I sure loved a lot: Kamala, the Flerkins, and the mid-credit scene.

I think it’s a fun, fast paced movie, and it will knock it out of the park for the more youthful crowd. I just think I’ve become more of a “get off my lawn you wacky kids!” than “how do you do, fellow kids?” and that’s not The Marvel’s fault.

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Wow i have never seen such a boring uninteresting Amateur Film as the Marvels.

Bad Acting, Boring Story (actually this Film didnt have a Story) and a Samuel L. Jackson who is in every Movie that comes to the Cinema - at least it feels that way... I turn off the TV after 80 minutes or so because this Movie was not worth my precious time.

I hope that this isnt the end of the Marvel MCU, there are a lot good Movies in there.

And its not the female lead i m criticising there are a LOT good Movies with female Lead Actors like Kill Bill, Neil Marshalls The Descent or Ridley Scotts Alien, only to name a few.

This isnt simply one of them - could it be better ?

Sure with a good Script and a betterDirector.

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I’ve not enjoyed the last few Marvel productions so went into this expecting to hate it but I’ve got to say I really enjoyed it. It was a fast paced fun movie and it wasn’t overly long kept me entertained.

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This is part of the downfall of Marvel movies. I was a big fan of the early movies. And as a kid a loved the comics. But what happend to the scripts and storytelling and I miss the 'darkness' overall. This movies is anothet example: storytelling is bad. There is no character building. Why are the trying to put humor in it? Its not funny at all. It's the humor of Thor, she-hulk, mss marvel... I feel these movies are only pushing womenpower.. why is that have to be in combination with badscripting, bad humor and bad storytelling? Oh and half-way the movie the writes thought it would be funny that they end up in a place where the only can sing... wtf

Oh and I liked WandaVision and Loki a lot by the way.

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Film 57 (Goal: 300) of 2024

Doesn't deserve the hate it received. It's just really forgettable. Any time the film touches on potential it dashes it pretty quickly. Could also do without all the Flerken stuff. But man does Zawe Ashton suck. I get she's Tom Hiddelston's wife but she sucked in Velvet Buzzsaw and she sucked in this as well. Best moments are the interactions of Larson / Parris and Vellani, with Parris and Vellani getting a chance to show their star quality among their more famous lead.

Again, just standard and ultimately forgettable.

There is a post-credit scene (duh). Just how does Beast look worse 15+ years on.

Ranking: 25 / 33 (MCU Feature Films only)

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Wow, the Marvel universe is really just scrapping the bottom of the barrel to cater for everyone.

This movie is squarely aimed at 10-14 year old girls. Everyone else should just skip this movie. Way too much girl drama.

Special effects are of course great, no expense spared in that department, but the story is incredibly weak, and honestly, I just don't like most of the characters.

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Haters hating the movie que gives more comic books vibes...what a joke

I LOVE THE MARVELS...I LOVE SUPERHEROES MOVIES

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Lacks proper writing and holds no artistic value. This could be said about nearly any Marvel movie, but with how boring and badly presented this one is - you can't even defend it for being fun.

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Everything was decent until they got to Disney world with the fucking singing. Seriously who the fuck greenlit that? So cringe. And then the cat thing, really? Like really?

what an absolutely boring and forgettable villain. Dar-who?

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I don't think even children dig this...
Marvel keeps getting PG-er solely because they're greedy fucks who want to grab only money with every movie. It's even toned down for kids. What? Is the idea to encompass as much audience as possible?

Also, the adults are more childish than the actual supposed children (25-year-olds masquerading as teens) it's baffling.

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I really liked the first Captain Marvel movie but back then we were still in the Infinity Saga and basically all Marvel movies were great. Unfortunately we all know that the quality of Marvel movies has been stagnating ever since. There are a few outliers (Spider-Man, GotG Vol. 3 for example) but in most cases I‘m not even motivated to watch these movies on the big screen anymore. Same happened with The Marvels and so I waited for it to be released on Disney+ which was today. I must say that it is a decent movie and I thoroughly enjoyed it. It‘s also not too long which is a good thing. I would definitely recommend to watch the miniseries Ms. Marvel beforehand because the story will be much more enjoyable this way.

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[Disney+] An obvious disaster that sometimes even ends up being so ridiculous that it is funny. At this rate, Phase Five of the MCU is going to be the most mediocre of all, which already indicates the exhaustion, not only of the viewers, but of the creators themselves. With insubstantial villains, unclear plots, childish ideas and little consistency in the main characters, it is not possible for a film to be entertaining. But above all there is a notable weakness in the concept of superheroes, a kind of self-parody that ends up turning them into uninteresting characters.

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So bad, such a shame its gone this direction

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More like Captain Cringe, so many non sensical plot points, song and dance routines and cats, I am definitely no the target audience for this tripe.

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Decent. Not the best, not the worst, but it does take the risk. I personally think The Marvels fit this vibe perfectly. The soundtrack was decent, and the cgi, in most parts, looked great. The costumes weren't the best, and the story was like a wild adventure. A loose plot that took us nowhere but gave us a filler plot to join a trio.

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I don't comment often on movies, but I gotta say I LOVED this one. There are so many haters out there over this movie, you really need to see it yourself and make your own decision on it. Yes, I've seen Ms. Marvel, which helps bring her into perspective for it, but I don't think that matters. I had no clue who Monica was, and that didn't matter. The characters all meshed so well, the story was fun and emotional. You don't need to be nose deep in the Marvel world to thoroughly enjoy this movie.

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This tried very hard but totally failed. Right up there with Eternal

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Captain Marvel 2.0 with lot's of everything!
Specifically in the inclusiveness section of the cast.
Okay, I'm gen-x so maybe this is more for the younger generations.
For me, this was a "see it once and do not add to the collection" kind of movie.

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this movie has high production values, but it is a real letdown. unsure why it was ever released

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Just BAD! Best part was seeing BEAST in the end! no the very very end

The rest can go into the future trash Bin! Like most of the woke industry this did it justice! If you want to sit through a Disney quality movie you're going to get exactly what you're asking for with this. High budget $220m movie. Crappy acting. Sam Jackson was seen very little as always. I recommend passing on this. You won't even get the feeling that you've watched a meaning marvels movie! Since Disney's takeover all the Marvel movies have been underwhelming, And have decided from this point forward that I no longer will be supporting this industry. The IP is dead, just like they killed Star Wars. Some of my most favorite, most memorable movie moments. Have been in the Marvel Universe and in the Star Wars. But thank you for killing all that! Hi5.

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At least the fight scenes don't disappoint. And the credit scene salvages this film, LOL.

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Cringe. This did not need to be made.

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Absolute dumpster fire. Kamala Khan has to be the cringiest, worst "hero" in the MCU.

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Outstanding Flick! The plot was a bit different than normal Marvel fare, but it was still awesome!

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Didn’t expect much. But it was actually pretty entertaining. 7/10

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Wanted to drop after 15 minutes couldn’t stand it at minute 27.
Stay away from this. This is the first MCU movie I will not be watching.
I really think MCU is dead.

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Just more WOKE Garbage ! Belongs in the Septic Tank

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A minor entry within the MCU.

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Totally crap. Can't believe i went to the theatre for this.

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the corporate greed monster has completely lost its way.

this movie and a few before is the death knell of the Marvel Universe and Disney.

I used to really like these movies but the quality of the writing, the really odd scenes, lazy casting and obvious mistakes just made this hard to watch.

It reminded me of a really bad, back of the drawer, straight to Netflix movie.

not worthy of your time, just utter garbage.

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The movie was blah! Felt like one of those Netflix movies your throw on in the background when you're doing other things. Marvel franchise is tanking with all these new movies.

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Dar-benn was the only interesting character in this whole movie.

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OMG! The cat was must MARVELOUS, BABY!!! Hilarious!

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Just look at all those cats!

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The most fun and fancy free Marvel movie since the original Guardians of the Galaxy. I was worried, but the only reason you won't like this movie is if you think the MCU has to be dark and surrius all the time or are intimidated by leads that are not white and/or male.

Also, we got old (good) Fury back. They need to add "What If..." to the title of Secret Invasion and never discuss it again.

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Did they leave a planet to get destroyed, and then forget about it seconds later. This movie is annoying

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This was awesome. Quit being a bunch of joyless funhaters.

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Multicrossoverlywannabeinteresting totallyforgettablebigbudgetgoodlookinggildedturd

(-) Singing!!
(-) out of place, bad music overall, nothing memorable or worth listening

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The Flerken rocks big time!!

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This movie just needed a lot more time in the oven. The script is paper-thin and the character building completely absent, especially for the villain Dar-Benn. What might have shocked me the most were some of the movie sets they build and used. Some of them looked like sets from the old Power Rangers show and that's not a good thing in 2024 :sweat_smile:. The movie made me wonder if they have a thing like 'quality control' at Disney.

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!!!!!!!!!SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!

8/10

Really fun movie, the singing people were a bit weird. For the rest is was funny and good. Acting started really poor but in the end it got better. The movie itself gets an 7 but because of the end credit scene with beast!!

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As a die hard Marvel fan, I am thoroughly disappointed. This had tons of potential and they just had no idea what to do with it! Brie carried the movie, but what bothered me was her expression, it was one face all movie long.

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I honestly cannot believe, someone paid to see that "movie".

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I don't get the hate for this, it was fun. Could the villian have been a little better fleshed out? absolutely, but I laughed out loud at several parts and didn't regret watching it in the slightest. It's just a fun, popcorn movie.

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Makes a great TV movie without the commercials. This was a bit entertaining, with predictable results. The Marvels definitely is not a movie that is blockbuster-worthy. Disney could have left the whole princess/musical scene at the door, this wasn't High School Musical for the big screen. all and all.. 4.5/10

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Annoying kid. A lack of storyline. Too many unesscessary scenes. A lack of any real character development.

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Once again a Marvel movie/show starring Women get negative reviews for being boring, long, blah, etc., misc, and OMFG I am tired of it.

This movie had me laughing with quite a bit of the humor, as well as the Kamala fan-girling on Captain Marvel like one would expect. This movie had heart, it had accountability, ownership, humor and quite frankly it was fun (not to mention the first MOVIE to truly incorporate a Marvel show into the universe, rather than cameo or referencing it).

Ms. Marvel was short changed in her series, and I hope that we get to see more of her now that her character has this tie-in; and if we don't get something more with Teyonah Parris as Monica Rambeau, I am calling BS on Marvel Studios.

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I'd like to say that I'm surprised by the hate for this film, but it's so blatantly obvious, it smacks you right in the face. The problem here is not film itself. It's a wonderfully directed piece by Nia DaCosta, who kept the tone fun and light-hearted and created a film that didn't take itself too seriously. The three leads had great chemistry together. I think that Iman Vellani is a tremendous talent and has a bright future ahead of her. The hate for this film derived from the fact this it was a woman-forward film, and not just women but women of color. And, many of the co-stars of this film were people of color, as well. White, Marvel fanboys don't tolerate women or people of color at all, and it's been shown not only in the Marvel Universe but in other films, as well. Women-centric films, and films depicting stories involving people of color, receive low ratings and poor reviews from many members of the public. It's undeserved, and it stifles creative outlets for anyone who isn't white, Christian, heterosexual, and cisgender male.

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marvel universe survived by BLADE... and got ended by THE MARVELS .

so disappointing.

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BlockedParent2024-01-16T21:32:22Z— updated 2024-02-11T15:44:58Z

meh meh meh meh meh. This movie sucks! Don't waste your time on this garbage. Good god I can't endure another one of these!

I found the constant switching to be obnoxious!

If only Kamala would have kept falling from the sky to her death. I found myself wanting to punch her in the face every time her mouth opened. "Twinsies?" STFU you tool.

Not nearly as good as the first one

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Nice easy movie to watch. Nothing fantastic, some good CGI scenes. Love the cat's.
Reminder, watch after some of the credits and see what could be up next. X Men? :thinking:

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Not the worst MCU movie, not the best either, but better than the Ms. Marvel show.

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Why couldn't she close it from this side?

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Monica is alive and then finally she found her mom.
And Goose has a Born kitten Omg!!:rofl::rofl::joy::joy::cat2:‍:black_large_square::cat2:‍:black_large_square::kissing_cat::kissing_cat:

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BlockedParent2024-01-16T08:25:34Z— updated 2024-01-29T13:00:39Z

3/10 (+1 for Hailee cameo)

Look, I wouldn't waste your time yapping how bad The Marvels is – the internet's got that covered. Let's just say Nick Fury could've seen the plot twist with one eye closed, blindfolded, and asleep.

To begin with,I went in expecting a lukewarm 5/10 with some good fighting scenes, but even that was too optimistic of me. Captain Marvel was also a mediocre movie for me, too bland and generic with little to no plot. The general formula for a sequel is to take everything in the prequel and make it a thousand times better. Same weak formula, tripled down on everything that made the first one meh. Poorly written female character? Triple it. Forgettable villains? Check. Corny and forced jokes? Check. Recycled plot lines? Recycle it again.

Overall its a cosmic snooze-fest.

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Way better than I was led to believe. Had a few good chuckles, the chemistry was good between the three leads. Plot was a bit wonky and the villain was very flat. Still, better than expected and didn't deserve to crash this hard at the box office.

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I really tried to write something profound, but kept failing. Guess it'll just say, WTF happened to the "good old" Marvel movies?

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since when were the marvels women. woke

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Fccckkkk this is bad. Don’t watch!

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Second time was better -- even breaking it up over coupl'a viewing sessions.
Nice seeing Beast again!
Binary had both bangles!

ps: We've all seen enough deleted scenes, and heard enough about their process, to know they change things constantly during filming and production: they look for - wait for - lightning to strike. It's not like they start from a blockbuster novel -- these were comic books, and they're getting stuck together in new and different ways. (I've watched deleted scenes from, "Thor Ragnarok," where Hella gets introduced that are so cringy, I for one am SO glad for their process!)

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