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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

World Premiere Review: Sam Raimi, you legend. This was one of, if not the most, fun MCU movie yet. It's very Evil Dead inspired visually, particularly the camera work. The character arcs here are fantastic, the action is wonderfully violent (the multiverse gives so much opportunity to kill off characters without impacting the main timeline too much), and the pacing is great, just go see it.

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Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

The action sequences were solid, particularly the martial arts, and the casting and acting were also fine but the script is a mess, the pacing is off, and the second half feels goofy and disjointed from the first half. The second half action was difficult to follow and felt like a DC cluster f--- aimed at the Chinese market. HOWEVER, I am looking forward to seeing Shang-Chi utilized in the future films.

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Star Wars: The Last Jedi
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BlockedParent2017-12-10T20:26:05Z— updated 2019-07-28T23:14:03Z

EDIT: upon rewatch, I believe the open bar and pageantry of the premiere enabled me to put on goggles that shielded me from the trainwreck that is this film. Rian Johnson is a sorry excuse for a writer. It will probably be retconned at least 5 times in episode 9.

World Premiere Review: Vague, Spoiler-Free Edition

It was amazing. It still does nostalgic fan service, but nowhere near what Episode 7 or Rogue One felt like. It feels like its own film. It gets a little slow and repetitive in the last half of the first third of the film, but after the major show down in the middle of the film, it's non-stop action that's brilliantly paced. GO SEE IT!

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Captain Marvel
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BlockedParent2019-03-05T19:58:40Z— updated 2020-07-16T04:43:59Z

World Premiere Review:

It was ok. It's not entirely interesting and it's the standard Marvel formula. However, it's lacking a critical element of a Marvel hero: a flaw. The best thing about the MCU is that there isn't a Superman equivalent...but there is now and I'm not sure I like it. I'm afraid now that Endgame concludes with believing in yourself can defeat Thanos...

Second watch: The main issue remains Captain Miscast

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Dave Chappelle: The Closer

I had to shift this up my viewing priorities because he said the LGBTQ community gets triggered too easily and it triggered the LGBTQ community. Get it while it's available!

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Solo: A Star Wars Story
Doctor Strange

Just got back from the world premiere. It's a lot of fun and thoroughly entertaining. Classic Marvel humor and tone, amazing visuals, Benedict Cucumber is stellar, but there are a few story flaws and the MCU is really starting to feel formulaic (I'm probably just suffering from franchise burnout).

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Game of Thrones: 8x06 The Iron Throne

Booooooooooooo! Booooooo! throws vegetables at TV and hissing in Peasantry

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Christopher Robin

World Premiere Review:

Surprisingly good. I had a smile on my face throughout most of the movie and it's genuinely funny. The whole cast is spot on with Ewan hitting it out of the park. Having grown up with Winnie the Pooh, I definitely had an enhanced experience. Discounting for nostalgia, it goes from a 9 to an 8, only because the opening third is quite slow, but it's a very well made film. You believe the stuffed animals are living, breathing things...and you want to believe!

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Crime Scene: The Vanishing at the Cecil Hotel

2 hours of skeevy youtubers showing you how smart they think they are could have been cut...really is a documentary about how scummy some youtubers are.

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Moana

World Premiere Review: 11/14/16

Frozen: Tropical Edition. But, that's not a bad thing. It's a really good movie with amazing animation, charming story and excellent songs (if you're into that). It's by no means flawless. Repetitiveness is the main issue, especially with certain physical humor which is done to death, particularly the wonky eyed chicken. I won't spoil what it does, but I found myself going "AGAIN?! COMON." Adults will find it charming and kids will think it's hilarious.

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Total Recall

This movie is so much fun and never gets old. The right amount of action, laughs, cheese, and Arnie grunts. The best blockbusters are ones that don't take themselves seriously.

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Formula 1: Drive to Survive: Season 4
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BlockedParent2022-03-13T21:28:54Z— updated 2022-03-15T00:57:07Z

This is by far the weakest season, if it weren't for the cool intimate looks behind the scenes I would not be watching it. The show's format in season 1 worked well to introduce laypersons to the sport, but continuing that now completely disjoints the true storylines . For example, episode 2 was complete nonsense, how are you going to completely ignore Charles smashing into the barrier in Monaco and just say "o he's out with a gearbox issue". The show needs an overhaul and probably try episodes being race focused instead of character focused so everything makes sense chronologically, otherwise it's absolute chaos and half truths, you don't know when the highs and lows are for each of the drivers and teams.

Edit: Episode 7, Ocon's win, no mention of Alonso defending against Hamilton to keep him behind Vettel and Ocon. It's unconscionable to be this lazy with story telling.

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Wild Wild Country

It's interesting that there is never a conflict until the Christians get their panties in a wad.

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Queer Eye: 2x06 Big Little Lies

This show works because you're rooting for the person getting made over. This was the first time I disliked the person being helped. This guy is always going to be a piece of crap because he's lazy, but more so because he's a liar.

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Eternals

World Premiere Impressions: Ugh, Chloe Zhao was a terrible choice for director. How she paces a movie made this feel excruciatingly long. This movie is also very DC in that its so visually dark, depressing, and takes itself so seriously, something Kevin Feige said would never happen to a Marvel movie. Basically everything you hated about Nomadland is in this... Now a handful of bright spots: some decent performances, especially Kumail and his assistant, they saved this movie from being a disaster. The Eternals overall are fine, but its really difficult to care about them considering their origin and nature. I also hated the design of the deviants. I was hoping to see things that had some semblance of Thanos as he is a Deviant in the comics. It appears they are treating him specifically as a "titan". The mindless animalistic Deviants in this are boring, uninteresting.

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Incredibles 2

World Premiere Review:

Not as good as the original, but totally worth going to see in the theaters. I don't think I've laughed this much at a Pixar film since the the first one. This one didn't seem to have as much "heart" as the original as this felt almost like a revival for this particular franchise than an actual sequel. Fun for adults and kids. Baby steals the show.

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Formula 1: Drive to Survive: 4x07 Growing Pains

How are you not going to show Alonso defending against Hamilton for Ocon's win? This show sucks now.

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Mary Poppins Returns
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BlockedParent2018-11-30T20:13:13Z— updated 2018-12-04T17:19:59Z

World Premiere Review:

It's a decent feel good movie, but has some rough edges. Casting Emily Blunt was spot on and Lin-Manuel is wonderful and some of the musical numbers are fantastic. Unfortunately the beginning and middle drag, with Meryl Streep's bit being not great and completely unnecessary. It was also disappointing that none of the original songs made it into this sequel. Dick Van Dyke steals the show at the end, and yes, he does all his own dance moves at 92 years old. Also seeing Angela Lansbury still with it at 93 put a smile on my face. Mary Poppin's exit is surprisingly cold and seems like a missed opportunity to tug at some heart strings. They should have cut the chase scene in the middle (that also felt completely shoehorned in) to make room for it.

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Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency: 2x06 Girl Power

The revelation about Lt. Assistent made me laugh so hard.

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Rotten: 1x01 Lawyers, Guns and Honey

If I had a dime for every time I've heard "Chinese undercutting the market" ... it's like saying "water is wet".

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer: 7x06 Him

The one where Buffy commits statutory rape.

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South Park: Season 26

South Park has its mojo back

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Manifest: 4x01 Touch-and-Go

Still convoluted and boring. Should have stayed cancelled.

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Formula 1: Drive to Survive
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BlockedParent2019-08-04T01:37:44Z— updated 2022-03-13T20:58:41Z

Fantastic, exciting. This show got me into the sport and I can't wait to see the 2019 season dramatized in season 2.

Edit: the more you get into F1, the more this show is full of $(!T...

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Homicide: Life On The Street

How is this not on a streaming service yet? This began so many careers and so many franchises, have to see this piece of TV history!

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FBI: 1x18 Most Wanted

Backdoor pilot for FBI: MOST WANTED spinoff.

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The Rookie

They are clearly trying to be Southland, but it ends up being cheesy. The magic of Southland was how gritty and realistic it was, you can't really get that on network television.

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American Horror Story: 7x07 Valerie Solanas Died for Your Sins: Scumbag

Lena Dunham ruins everything she touches.

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Beckham: 1x02 Seeing Red

English fans are the worst fans on the planet. Always have been, always will be. Enjoy your 1966 dreams forever.

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