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The Idol

I put this on in the background after reading about the absolute clusterf&%$ that production was. Also only 5 eps, thank god. Knowing how the original pro-victim vision was warped by professional perverts The Weeknd and Sam Levison, this weird, hollow softcore porno serves as a warning to all studios on how you should never kowtow to giant stars or directors, or else you get a 100 million dollar disgusting shit show.

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Touched by an Angel

This might be the original Dhar Mann, but less unhinged. If watching on Paramount+ you are missing the "what the [heck] were they thinking" episodes dealing with white supremacy, abortion, etc. Thankfully Freevee fills in the blanks that CBS would prefer you forgot about. Unless you are Kevin Sorbo, this is background viewing.

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Trainwreck: Woodstock '99

Both of the lead promoters are absolute scumbags but John Scher takes it to the next level. He wasn’t accountable back then and he wasn’t accountable now even with hindsight. You treat people like animals, they turn into animals.

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Beckham: 1x02 Seeing Red

English fans are the worst fans on the planet. Always have been, always will be. Enjoy your 1966 dreams forever.

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Good Chemistry: The Story of Elemental

This felt like required reading for the movie…it seems like Elemental flopped because it was TOO personal and buried in a relatively high concept

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Star Wars: Visions: 1x03 The Twins

The blatant disrespect for any and all rules of star wars is unbearable

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Dunkirk

Anyone rating this below a 7 is a philistine

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Ms. Marvel: 1x02 Crushed

Was that a reference to the McPoyle roof scene from Always Sunny…this show is painfully cringe

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RoboCop

The IP weighs it down. It set itself up to be inferior but in a vacuum its a decent movie.

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MH370: The Plane That Disappeared

My god…it was actually Jeff Wise this whole time! :rolling_eyes:

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Black. White.

Fascinating... but also cringey and in very bad taste using black and white face as the variable in this experiment.

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South Park: Season 26

South Park has its mojo back

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Tiptoes

So bad, it’s good. And that this acts as a permanent record of embarrassment for this cast is the cherry on top. I almost died of laughter when gary oldmans leg was in the shot. Worth the short watch

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Manifest: 4x01 Touch-and-Go

Still convoluted and boring. Should have stayed cancelled.

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Byron Bowers: Spiritual N***a

The intro was great, but the standup is painfully unfunny.

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Spider-Man

Sam Raimi and Tobey Maguire’s Spider-Man character is easily the best faithful interpretation of the original comics. Peter Park is supposed to be a total dweeb before his transformation to super hero and Tobey nails this arc. I love Holland and Garfield but they’re far too naturally attractive and charismatic to be believable nerds, at least in the classic sense that Stan Lee was going for.

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Halo: 1x04 Homecoming

Why wont he keep his fucking helmet on? Lol

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Station 19

The grand standing on social issues is out of control from s4 onward. Grey’s Anatomy has also succumbed to this horrible, lazy, LAZY writing. The issues of our time deserve better. Look at Atlanta, that show has literally changed my worldview because of the superb writing, meanwhile Station 19 entrenches me in the opposition! If I was an actor I’d refuse to do some of these bitch and moan monologues as this show would be hurting my career at this point.

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Grey's Anatomy

Seasons 1 through 10 or 11, good, if not a great SMART and sexy medical drama with some complicated yet likeable characters to root for. Seasons 12+, a DUMB, ever worsening dumpster fire. From season 12 onwards we lose nearly all of the original characters and replaced with literal lunatics who are horribly unlikeable, have no business being anywhere near the healthcare industry, and their love lives could be described as sex addicts enabling sex addicts with no acknowledgment this is not normal. The ratings keep justifying it's existence, it's a juggernaut in the women demos even after 18 seasons, but why? There are so many better things to bounce to. I get paid to do this and watch it passively so whatever, but most of you do this for free lol

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The Walking Dead

Absolute chore to watch beyond S1. My recommendation for anyone who still hasnt seen this: watch S1, treat it as a miniseries and run away as fast as you can. I got too deep and the completionist in me demands I hate-watch it. It's hot Georgia garbage from S2 on you'll only grow to hate all the characters and just want everyone to die...except Daryl probably. I'm team horde and extinction now, look at what they did to me!

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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

World Premiere Review: Sam Raimi, you legend. This was one of, if not the most, fun MCU movie yet. It's very Evil Dead inspired visually, particularly the camera work. The character arcs here are fantastic, the action is wonderfully violent (the multiverse gives so much opportunity to kill off characters without impacting the main timeline too much), and the pacing is great, just go see it.

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Blade Runner

Beautiful film, but pacing is excruciatingly slow as the very simple story is stretched out too much and the characters are too boring to carry it. Its still required reading for movie lovers, but its not a classic I’m wanting to revisit anytime soon

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Halo

I can allow for some creative leeway for video game adaptations, but get this YA crap out of the show before it ruins it. I was hoping seeing teens exploded by plasma fire was a promising sign but they kept one of these annoying idiots alive and now John has to babysit and do stupid stuff like take his helmet off, rooting for a brute to rip her head off. Also the elite design is bizarre…it looks like they only played infinite and got confused what was a brute and what was an elite. Also i hope they didnt completely removed grunts, that would have been amazing comedic relief

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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: 15x04 The Gang Replaces Dee With a Monkey

Thats the coolest monkey or the best CGI monkey I’ve ever seen. The concept was funny on its own

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Formula 1: Drive to Survive: 4x07 Growing Pains

How are you not going to show Alonso defending against Hamilton for Ocon's win? This show sucks now.

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Formula 1: Drive to Survive: 4x03 Tipping Point

This episode is exhibit A on why American media needs to take over as a neutral party for F1 coverage. What are we gonna do? Shill for Haas? Shit on Mazepin some more? We promise to use British accents lol

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Formula 1: Drive to Survive: Season 4
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This is by far the weakest season, if it weren't for the cool intimate looks behind the scenes I would not be watching it. The show's format in season 1 worked well to introduce laypersons to the sport, but continuing that now completely disjoints the true storylines . For example, episode 2 was complete nonsense, how are you going to completely ignore Charles smashing into the barrier in Monaco and just say "o he's out with a gearbox issue". The show needs an overhaul and probably try episodes being race focused instead of character focused so everything makes sense chronologically, otherwise it's absolute chaos and half truths, you don't know when the highs and lows are for each of the drivers and teams.

Edit: Episode 7, Ocon's win, no mention of Alonso defending against Hamilton to keep him behind Vettel and Ocon. It's unconscionable to be this lazy with story telling.

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Law & Order: Organized Crime: 2x14 ...Wheatley Is to Stabler

Right off the cliff and into FBI MOST WANTED lol, this storyline went on for way too long and might have continued longer if he wasn't casted in FBI MW.

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Law & Order: Organized Crime: 2x12 As Iago Is to Othello

That's the Stabler I know and love, dishing out justice with his fists. He would have been great in Chicago PD.

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You vs. Wild

Why won't he let me kill myself with bad decisions...that was the fun part of Bandersnatch lol

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