Ninja Poon

39 followers

Omicron Persei 8

Sly

That's a damn Legend right there boys..Sly, we love you brother.. I'm a child of the 80s and Sly has been a part of my life since I can remember..from being entertained on the big screen, to playing as kids and reenacting different scenes, to great quotes and one liners.. so thank you man for being an inspiration, for being entertaining and for just being fucking cool

loading replies
Fight Club

His name was Robert Paulson

loading replies
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

"Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now."....bahahahaha could very well be the funniest Christmas movie ever made... A ton of one liners and quotes... Chevy Chase at his best when he stomps a mudhole in the xmas display and walks it dry

loading replies
The Sisters Brothers

Far better than expected... The comedy takes a back seat to great acting... My ol'lady killed me, after John C Reilly got bit and swole up, she said look! It's Amy Schumer bahahaha

loading replies
House of 1000 Corpses

Doctor Satan! Doctor Sataaaannnn!!! Yeaahhhhhhhh!!!

loading replies
Triple Frontier

if you got a choice between carrying my giant dead ass or being filthy rich.. please..by all means..take the fucking money bro

loading replies
The 40 Year Old Virgin

Know how I know you're gay?? Cause you're on trakt

loading replies
Reservation Dogs

In case you were wondering if this is an accurate portrayal of what it's like to live on or close to the rez...We live on the Nisqually... they are nailing their roles lol

loading replies
War of the Worlds

Woulda been a 9/10 if Dakota Fanning stfu

loading replies
Blue Beetle

And YOU get an iron man suit..aaaaand YOU get an iron man suit AND YOUUU get an iron man suit ppphhhfffrrrttt

loading replies
The Magnificent Seven

Shoulda been called the Magnificent 7/10

loading replies
Downsizing

2 hours in and nobody's been terrorized by a giant insect... Honey... I shrunk the Trakt score

loading replies
Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan

Wow Dwight's training really paid off

loading replies
Conan the Barbarian

Conan!!!..What is best about trakt? ..Crush the bad reviewers..see them driven before you..and hear the lamentation of the women!

loading replies
Back to the Future Part III

A trilogy where you actually want to revisit all 3 flicks

loading replies
1883

I'm a sucker for a good Western but mannnn who knew Tim McGraw could act

loading replies
Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Rise of the Poo Flingers

loading replies
Seinfeld

It's the Moors!....Moops! Moops!!!

loading replies
Watchmen

None of you seem to understand... I'm not locked in here with you...You're locked in here with ME!

loading replies
Better Watch Out

Ohhhhhhh the weather outside is frightful..but the rapey stabbyness is delightful...since we got no place to gooooo...watch this show watch this show watch this shoooowwwwww

loading replies
A Wrinkle in Time

And YOU get acting lessons!..and YOU get acting lessons!..Aaaaaaaaaaaand YOUUUU get acting lessons!!!

loading replies
Wedding Crashers

Why don't you try gettin jacked off under the table in front of the whole family and have some real problems jackass

loading replies
El Camino Christmas

What are we gonna do??...Well...We're gonna get a time machine, Billy...And I'm gonna go back in time to when my cousin was dating your mother. And then I'm gonna yank his pecker off, right before he has the chance to create an idiot.

loading replies
Mr. & Mrs. Smith

A milf in a suit with safety glasses and a gun?? Boioioioioioioioioioioioioing!!!!

loading replies
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Some towers n'orcs and shit

loading replies
Aliens vs Predator: Requiem

This sequel sucked blah blah they shoulda done this wah wah hahaha same whiney lil childrens who hated on Colonial Marines...I question your love of the Alien and Predator Universe or scifi movies in general... Maybe you're just dead inside and there just isn't a way to make you happy unless something is flawless...even when they got it right like Prometheus...still wasn't good enough... You're the person who opens a new Samsung Galaxy for Christmas and crys it's not an eye phone..this is why you're mother hates you

loading replies
The Lodge

Much better than the average horror flick. I'm glad I knew nothing about it and just let it ride.. by the way F kids lol

loading replies
Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man

Squeeze the trigger..don't yank it.. it's not your dick

loading replies
Summer of 84

Toooootally brings back memories of the tv show Weirder Objects starring Bobby Brown's daughter Millie

loading replies
The Exorcist: Believer

The devil woulda made the two chicks make out just sayin... Not me...it was the devil jeez

loading replies
Loading...