Andy A.
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Dune: Part Two

I don't understand people rating this above a 7...

  • Dogwater pacing
  • Went from average joe to leader in less then 60mins
  • The mother in 15 minutes
  • Acting ain't bad.. But average casting at best

Listen.. The lore isn't bad... But there's simply not enough screen time for us to care about anyone living or dying.

I imagine if you read the books this movie is a sight to behold.

But as a non book reader. This is well deserved 6.

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Poor Things

I can't help but feel this movie is for snobs who get off on "you missed the point" comments as they sit on their high horse.

I'm not saying that's how it is... I'm saying that that's how it feels like to me when I read praise of this movie.

Well enough said really... I think it's terrible. I felt like I'd have a good time with this movie if I was still 15...that's the emotional maturity this movie seems to have.

4/10.

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Wish

The villain was set up as a villain without build up... We somehow were expected to just expect him to be bad because he was tense.

Meh...

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The Iron Claw

I won't say the movie is bad, it's directed and performed very well by all involved.

I just can't seem to connect with it, the pacing and story just feel off to me. But again... I'm sure it's a great movie for where it does connect for others.

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Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
  • Too much (bad) CG
  • Too many new plot driving of characters we barely know and as a result don't care for
  • Fantastic Beasts: Barely any fantastic beats
  • The crimes of Grindewald: He kills 2 people

Terrible sequal.

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Sound of Freedom

I don't know what worries me more... The subject of the movie... Or the fact I see comments saying it's propaganda like child trafficking isn't real.

It's legitimate worrying people are down rating a movie that's at least daring to tackle a sensitive topic.

Is it a masterpiece piece? No.
Was it a solid 6 or 7 /10? Yes.

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Requiem for a Dream

I remember watching it as a kid but couldn't remember a thing. This is one fucked up movie... Should be shown to everyone at the age of 16.

See you in another 15 years.

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Bohemian Rhapsody

For those rating it a 10. I wonder if your rating it based on the subject or based on the movie. I guarantee every 10 would loose 2 points if it was some no name band.

This felt like a worse version of the Elton John one. 2 hours of focus on his sexuality...

Really wished they focussed more on the band or music. It basically was the most stereotypical band movie I've seen 5 times over.

Again... Not bad, but for a Queen movie,100% mediocre.

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Fast X

Who needs a tank... Doms car is made of the most durable material ever.

So... Another dogsht movie. Glad I'm not paying for it.

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Drag Me to Hell

I predicted the ending the moment the gift was mentioned.

My main beef with the movie is that they depict that giving a 3rd extention would be the good and moral choice. She did nothing wrong. Ergo... She got fucked for no reason.

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Tarot

Godamn... This one sucked dick.

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A Clockwork Orange

A product of it's time. For a movie from 71 I could rate this 8 or even 9. But as a movie across all time it's 5-7 depending on how you'd view it.

It's not a movie I'd ever recommend as it's objectively just a weird experience that's bound to make most viewers uncomfortable.

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Lolita

Good start... And slowly descent to just plain uncomfortable writing.

For as bad the writing was... The acting was superb.

The dude played a convincing pedo and the girl played a convincing mentally deranged teen.

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Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

A tad slow at times... Often cheesy. But a relatively well executed adaptation. I can't say how through they held themselves to the source material but as a novice who played 2 games based on D&D it's close enough.

The characters are very charming, the CG is top tier. Often better executed than Marvel. (to draw a fair comparison)

All in all, worth a watch assuming you ain't expecting a masterpiece. Enjoy it for what it is.

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The Man from Earth

It's an interesting movie for sure, I can't credit it more than that. Not sure I have to say more either.

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Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin

The movie wasn't bad (not great either), but my main issue is I don't see the connection to the series...

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Arcadian

It's a quiet place meets Resident Evil... And it fails at both.

  • Failed setup for son A being "smart"
  • Failed setup for son B being "the brawn"
  • Failed emotional connection, we go baby to teens...
  • Dogshit CG
  • What the hell was that mouth thing
  • What the fuck are animals doing a wheelbarrel attack for... WHILE ON FIRE
  • In no realistic universe would a family take in a a healthy son over a dying father if they got the means to support both
  • Both sons acting was bad... There's a reason they are B list actors
  • We are supposed to be invested in a romance that has less than 120 seconds of screen time
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Idiocracy

A mediocre movie that goes a bit too far with how stupid people are. I can't help but feel scared how I slowly see a growing social media audience represent the movie.

But yea... A very mediocre movie... But I appreciate the unfiltered approach with profanity.

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Palm Springs

It's uncanny to have this to be such an enjoyable romcom. I don't think anyone tuned in expecting anything more than a 6/10.

  • Great casts
  • Great chemistry between all 3 time loopers
  • Side cast had just enough presence to be relevant but not intrusive
  • Simple to follow plot
  • Very natural romance as far as it's possible
  • No reliance on nude humor
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Lara Croft: Tomb Raider - The Cradle of Life

The good:
- I spend 2 minutes trying to think of something to at least give it something... But I couldn't. The movie was terrible

The bad:
- No perky breasts
- The casting
- The classical Lara Craft look was missing
- Bad CG...
- NO TOMB RAIDING WHAT SO EVER??!
- The charming side kicks took a back seat and barely had any presence
- The plot... It was dogshit. So was the first one... But that one had some good things going for it at least
- No tight shirts... Cmon man...
- No sexy slomo scene :(

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Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

The good:
- The perky breasts
- The casting
- The look
- Surprisingly enough, the CG
- A good casual action flick
- The side kicks had charm
- The tight shirts showing off breasts
- The braless slomo scene of Jolie running

The bad:
- Travelling from and to locations was lack luster
- The villains didn't put up much of a fight
- The plot... It was dogshit. But it was an action game adaptation so your kinda at fault for expecting much

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Kizumonogatari Part 3: Reiketsu

Aside from the super weird soft porn scene at the end... It was awesome.

Not sure how nobody is happy though. Aragi has best of both worlds. He's immortal but immune to the sun.

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Kizumonogatari Part 1: Tekketsu

A bit slow, but decent start.

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Kizumonogatari Part 2: Nekketsu

This movie contained nothing of what S1 had. I can't tell if the story was this bland in the novel or if it's a bad adaptation.

It's a 6/10 with forced fan service. It's difficult to explain but the fan service in the anime blended better. Here it felt like they had a quota on showing breasts or ass per minute.

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Gladiator

A perfect movie.
- Perfect casting
- Perfect musical score
- Perfect pacing

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Drive

People who rate this higher then 6:
- people who seen5 movies a year
- Ryan simps

Just a very boring movie. Not aweful... But far from good.

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First Man

Mediocre on all aspects. Doesn't land on effects, drama, story telling or acting.

Not aweful, but godamn... A moon distance away from good.

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V/H/S/85

Pretty bad, the practical effects of the first 2 installments just aren't there. Aside from the gun wounds in the boat it all looked garbage.

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V/H/S/94

Not sure why they insist on making this so gory when they can't pull this off.

1 & 2 could pull it off.

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V/H/S: Viral

Didn't even finish this one... It sas so bad... It's like they filmed this on a lazy afternoon when bored.

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