Jon Snow FTW!! Love him!!
Jon Snow is just like Ned <3 I would've been so proud! TEARS
Arya leaving behind everything TEARS
Watching Sansa swallow all what her life has become and being strong to keep going TEARS
This series is going to kill me!!!
Pros
+ Tyrion Getting kidnapped by Jorah
+ Jon and Stannis material
+ Cersei, High Septon, and Margaery stuff
Cons
-- Littlefinger's plan is the dumbest thing they could have come up with
- Arya's training is feeling rushed already
-- Very little actually happens in this episode
I find it funny that NSFW Daenerys cosplay is canon to the show
I feel bad for Sansa. She has already suffered so much with Joffrey and Cersei. Now she’s going to have to marry and get involved with people who are directly linked to the death of her family. Ramsay is even more sadistic than Joffrey. I think he’s even more cruel, perhaps. She didn’t deserve this.
Brothel guard: "It's good luck to rub a dwarf's head."
Tyrion: "It's even better luck to suck a dwarf's cock."
Way better than the second one (even without daenerys, who cares for her these days... n). Almost cried with Arya. Cersei meeting the High Sparrow!!!! Jorah kidnapping Tyrion lol
The end of Janos Slynt has no price! Waiting 3 seasons for that!
Arya: I've been sweeping this floor for days.
Jaqen: Good.
Arya: I didn't come here to sweep floors.
Jaqen: No? Why come, then?
Arya: You said I could be your apprentice. You said you'd teach men how to be a Faceless Man.
Jaqen: A man teaches a girl. Valar Dohaeris: all men must serve. Faceless Men most of all.
Arya Stark gets Miyag 'd in Braavos, doesn't appreciate it.
Teenager gets his first taste of poon, and wants to keep doing it non-stop for life.
Margaery: Can we bring you anything to eat or drink? I wish we had some wine for you, but It's a bit early in the day for us.
Shots fired at the Red Keep in King's Landing. Victim appears to be a 40-year-old who peaked 20 years ago and is still kidding herself.
Margaery: Oh, forgive me. I haven't been at court for long, I get so confused. What's the proper way to address you know? Is it "Queen Mother" or "Dowager Queen"?
Okay, we got a real bloodbath down here, better call the coroner and homicide ASAP. The I-Peaked-and-I'm-Kidding-Myself vic was shot again while she was down.
Margaery: In any event, judging from the King's enthusiasm, the Queen Mother will be a Queen Grandmother soon.
Oh, my, god! She just keeps mag-dumping the vic!
I'm so glad they left Brienne's reasoning for loving Renly so much in the show. It's easy to understand why she was so devoted to him; he wasn't interested her in that way, but he treated her with kindness at one of the lowest points of her then-young life.
Arya begins earning her morticians license by studying under Dr. Hannibal Lecter.
Uh-oh, Francis Dolarhyde's girlfriend is getting jealous.
Fucking Janos Slynt's neck has been looking fat and ripe to a bastard (heh) sword for a long time now. Glad he's finally accepted it and decided to lose the extra weight the Northern way. A Stark boy finally doles out a beheading that doesn't end his life for long.
Hey, Olyvar, stop ruining the fantasy for the High Septon. That'd be as big a dick move as the Westerosi Inglorious Taliban bursting the door down to as-- oh, look at that, spoke too soon again.
FrankenMountain is having some night terrors.
Jorah and Tyrion in the same scene together; still can't get used to these continent-apart characters for four seasons now interacting with each other.
I don't like any of the new characters introduced this season.
Arya steals the show as usual, her scenes were the highlight of the episode. I am really sorry for Sansa marrying that monster, he's much worse than Joffrey was. Book!Sansa was luckier in this respect, as far as I know she haven't married anyone new yet.
Is it just me or was there a hint of satisfaction in the way Jon said "Are you refusing my order?"
This wasn't as bad as last episode, but I take back what I wrote there about Jon, though you can add him to the list of people who are going to suffer for underestimating others, even if this isn't necessarily the cause.
I'm not really impressed by this season so far.
And what the fuck is sansa doing, that shit pissin me off
Gods damn that High Sparrow! can't stand him
Arya, Daenerys, Jon Snow tested. We denounce and bad are those who speak do not you do something bad, it sounds
WORST Season ever... what is this weak sauce?? Dropped out and moved to Vikings - more happens there in one episode than in a whole Season of GOT...
hmmm interessante (via TVShow for WP)
Quit scrobbling pirated shows before their release date.... real good way of getting unneeded attention..
Shout by SamyBlockedParent2015-04-27T10:27:26Z
Poor Sansa, another psychopath in her life... Cersie and Marjorie's scenes were hilarious! Go Marje!