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Hereditary

Pretty well done, but not really my cup of tea. I thought it was sad and kind of depressing, not scary. And I can appreciate that the acting is very good, and the story interesting and pretty unique, but I wouldn't call it the best movie I've ever seen. I have questions about the plot though, like who insists that their 13-year-old go to a high school party? What person with a nut allergy eats food without asking if there are nuts in it? Why was Charlie not carrying an Epipen? Why did none of the characters feel like they were connected to each other? Why did there need to be a demonic element? Is Ari Aster okay? Also I wish they'd done more with the miniatures, because that shit is cool.

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Five Nights at Freddy's

I'm 36, and while I'm too much of a weenie to have made it past night 3 in the first game, watching others (particularly Markiplier) play through the series is what got me into watching let's players on Youtube. I thought this movie was great! Was it a good movie? Nothing to write home about; the animatronics were fantastic, the sound design was good, Matthew Lillard is a gift, but otherwise it was sort of middle of the road. But I had a great time watching it. I laughed a lot, I pointed wildly at the screen so my cat could see the easter eggs, and near the end when Afton took off the mask I did a big Super Bowl touchdown reaction. I'm gonna make my mom watch it, because it's something connected to a thing I'm very much interested in, so I want to share it with her, and it's not anywhere near scary enough to get to her (she's very, very bad with being startled, and I didn't find that much of anything besides the three Balloon Boy jumps were actually startling).

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Elemental

Buncha boring fusspots on this site! Instead of judging this movie against other Pixar movies, or other movies with similar plots, just enjoy it for what it is: a gorgeous movie with inventive little details (I especially liked all of the Fire clothing being made out of metal and glass), a great soundtrack, and an excellent message throughout about race, racism, immigration, and how people treat each other. My mom and I just watched it and while yes, it's not Pixar's strongest, and we both liked Inside Out better, it was still a fun hour and forty minutes, and the sort of movie where if I spotted it on TV, I'd probably hang around to watch it.

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Avatar: The Way of Water
Elementary

Never seen Sherlock, have no interest in ever seeing it. I adore this show, and wouldn't compare it to anything else! It's such an interesting take on the characters, and the acting is fantastic. Lucy Liu is who I want to be when I grow up, TBH. I do wish Moriarty had been around more, but I understand for plot reasons that wouldn't really work. If you like Sherlock Holmes, mysteries being solved, good character development, and interesting characters, you'll love this show.

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The Northman

I thought this movie was amazing, if a little obscure for mainstream viewers. Its plot is essentially that of The Lion King (which is itself a retelling of Hamlet), but done with a violence that is breathtaking. So much attention was paid to the details of costumes, music, and set pieces! The mythology is genuine, and extremely satisfying. I wasn't actually expecting a couple of the plot twists, or the ending, which I think means the writers did a good job. If you enjoyed Game of Thrones or Vikings (I haven't watched the latter myself), you'll probably like this. It's also not a happy movie; the settings and events are bleak, for the most part, but sometimes that's what a movie needs to be. Absolutely worth a watch.

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Willy's Wonderland

This movie was dumb and honestly kind of bad, but it was bad and dumb on purpose and I loved every second of it, so that's okay. Amazing performance from Mr. Cage, it takes skill to do a whole movie with no lines at all and still convey personality. Beth Grant was fantastic as always, and everyone else was suitably over the top. It was great, definitely keeping it around to watch when I need a laugh.

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A Christmas Carol

I love this version, and I feel like people who dislike it went into it expecting the usual formula of obvious redemption and happiness at the end. In my opinion, this one was much more realistic and gritty, and it was all the more excellent for it. It touches on real, plausible things that could easily have happened to drive someone to be like Scrooge. I thought the part with Ali Baba was wonderful, and helped humanize him immensely, the same with the pet mouse. I admit, the first viewing, the use of the f-word was jarring, but let's face it, the first recorded use of the word was in 1503. People in the 1900s would've been using it too.

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Orphan

I thought this movie was spectacular, so well done! The cast was wonderful, but Vera Farmiga and Isabelle Fuhrman really stole it, especially the latter, she did such an amazing job as Esther. The writing was really good too; you can tell from the start that something's up with Esther (there wouldn't be a movie otherwise, to be fair), but the actual twist is kept until very close to the end. The music is good, the tension was just right, there were several lines that made me laugh, and the violence was pretty tastefully done. Definitely watch it going in as blind as possible!

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Curse of Chucky

This one was interesting, felt like a completely different franchise after all the others. And it was good, I liked it a lot, but it suffered from horror movie characters in a major way, that the others didn't because they were self-aware and silly enough to not have that problem. This one, I had questions, which were mostly "why is X so stupid?" But the characters were interesting, the acting was extremely good, and the violence was positively tasteful compared to other entries. Also goddamn but Fiona Dourif looks so much like her dad.

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Seed of Chucky

This movie should have been too dumb to watch, but instead I loved it. I love that Jennifer Tilly and Brad Dourif seem to have so very much fun doing these movies, and I was not at all prepared for the stunning nonbinary representation in the form of Glen/da. What a wild ride, very crude and ridiculous for most of it but well-executed for being that.

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Love, Death & Robots: 3x08 In Vaulted Halls Entombed

Jesus, I didn't think things could get more gruesome than Mason's Rats and parts of Swarm, but this one had some really grody moments that made me squirm. Also I gotta be honest, I would've been way more satisfied if it had just been bioluminescent goop and weird spider aliens and then everyone died or some of them bailed and just got out of the cave and had it nuked from orbit. It coming down to Cthulhu was almost disappointing after all the other shit, but I can appreciate the way it was represented, that was pretty damn cool. Also, nice to see Christian Serratos again, she did an amazing job. The animation was really good for a lot of parts and then glaringly, obviously animation in some other parts (mainly with bright lighting and certain facial angles). Really good, overall, but yuck.

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Noroi: The Curse

Very, very good! I'm not always a fan of found footage, but this was quite good, very well done. A bit predictable in spots but completely unique in others, and executed flawlessly. It does have several scenes that many people would find disturbing, and there are quite a few dead animals, just so you're warned.

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The Imitation Game

Really, really beautifully done. Amazing cast, and while liberties were taken with some of the facts, it was for the benefit of the story, which conveyed the vital points of Turing's story quite well. Poor man, largely unappreciated in his time.

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Jurassic World Dominion
Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous: 3x09 Whatever It Takes

I was not expecting the show to hook up with the plot for Fallen Kingdom, that's neat! I'm not completely good with how they portray Wu in this, he's a little TOO smug, in my opinion. Also Brooklynn should've just left the laptop in the vents somewhere, the chances of it being found there seem pretty slim.

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Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous: 3x07 A Shock to the System

I asked my friends if they'd understand if I wanted to stay behind because a newborn dinosaur had imprinted on me and we'd been through a lot together, and my friends said yes, absolutely. I feel like my mom would understand as well, as long as like, further help and supplies were sent to help me out. Also this is all rhetorical, because I can't even jog without hurting my ankle, and I hate being outdoors in anything more than 70F. What I'm saying is that I understand where Ben is coming from, 100%.

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Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous: 3x01 View from the Top

This was sort of a weird start to the season. We missed a lot of time and they only sort of explained how it was passed, Yaz and Brooklynn were being bitches to each other for what seemed like no reason, and they dealt with the conflict of leaving Bumpy behind AFTER a failed attempt to leave. I don't know, it just felt like I'd missed an episode or something. Still good, but lost points for that.

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The Lighthouse
Loki
Eyes Without a Face

This movie was a bit slower-paced than I was expecting, and than I prefer, but it was still quite good, and it's impossible to ignore the impact it had on future media. At the time, I can see how it would have been terrifying, that someone could attempt this kind of thing. The scene where a face is surgically removed (and the camera doesn't really cut away, though it is at a discreet distance) made me squirm, because I'm not good with that sort of thing. It must have been shocking for viewers of the 60s.

Definitely worth a watch, if only for the cinema history. Just don't go in expecting anything like current horror.

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Cube 2: Hypercube
American Gods: Season 2

Not as good as season one, but much better than I was expecting after Bryan Fuller left and took Gillian Anderson and Kristin Chenowyth with him. MUCH better than I was expecting. It really departed from the book, by necessity, but touches base with it repeatedly. Orlando Jones continued to be too damn good for the show, which is why they fired him for season three. The new storylines were really well done, woven nicely into the original story, and they give a lot more depth to several characters. It's not flawless, but most shows aren't, and I don't quite get the hate I'm seeing in other comments here.

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Venom: Let There Be Carnage

Not as good as the first one (which was not a flawless movie, but one that I enjoy a great deal), but still pretty fun to watch. It felt rushed, and it didn't need to be, with a runtime of an hour and 37 minutes; they could've stretched it out over another 20 minutes and it might've been better. Also, without a ton of knowledge of the comics, Carnage felt like a nice nod to the bit that I DO remember from what I read, where Venom effectively has a child.

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The Thing
Midsommar

That was possibly the longest two and a half hours I've ever experienced, and I've had to wait my turn at a Social Security field office multiple times.

I liked it a lot more than Hereditary, and I can't even pinpoint why. I knew all the spoilers going in, so nothing really shocked me in terms of the plot. I felt some hardcore secondhand embarrassment in the first 40 minutes or so. I likely will never watch this movie again, although I'd be more willing to do so with this than Hereditary, which was largely sad and depressing. Midsommar, by contrast, feels a bit like if Wes Anderson made Swedish horror. I laughed a couple of times, I smiled, I agreed with all of the decisions that were made by characters, and I'm not sure why I'm not rating it 10. I guess it's that it's not a super accessible film, emotionally. Its weirdness is offputting to a lot of people, I imagine.

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It Follows

Really beautifully shot and paced movie, I enjoyed it a lot. The weird timelessness of the setting - 80s synth music, black and white tvs, older cars - made the whole thing feel sort of dreamlike. The story was unique, the subtleties of the acting were fantastic, and it was just a really fun watch!

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The Descent: Part 2

An okay watch, not as good as the first part. There was more violence and gore in this one, and a lot of dumb decisions made by everyone but Sarah. But it was fun once, and kept the claustrophobic atmosphere of the original really well, and the very good jumpscares. Sound mixing could've been better; the quiet parts were too quiet and the loud parts were too loud. Also the crawlers made a lot of noises that were just straight unaltered hyena sounds, in this one and the first part. At least mix them with something else, damn!

I don't understand why Sarah freaked and kicked the one sheriff and pushed the other one to run off into the caves, though. Like, the freakout is understandable, but why attack people and run away? The ending was stupid too, trying to introduce a conspiracy sort of element for no reason.

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The New Mutants
Godzilla
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