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Doctor Who: Special 209 Legend of the Sea Devils

Remember that scene from the Half-Blood Prince when Harry forces Dumbledore to drink that cursed liquid to get to the locket? And after every glassful Dumbledore screams "Please stop!" and "Kill me!" to which Harry keeps replying "Just one more, just one more!"?

Yeah. That's how it feels just watching each new Chibnall episode knowing Davies is on the horizon.

What a travesty.

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Loki: 1x06 For All Time. Always.

We're in the Endgame Multiverse now.

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Taskmaster: 11x10 Activate Jamali

Sarah may have won the series. But Mike won our hearts.

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Doctor Who: 12x07 Can You Hear Me?

Personally felt this episode was a bit hollow, the premise could have been executed a lot better, instead, more time was spent with the lesser interesting plot points such as Ryan's storyline or Yaz's. As the strongest of the three companions, I'm glad to see Graham getting a bigger role in this episode, he's kinda been in the background in comparison to the other two companions.

The best performance in this episode is without a doubt Ian Gelder, however, I would've liked to have seen more of him and have his story expanded upon more, I mean with him being an immortal God, possibly being alive longer than the Doctor herself, the potential to explore fascinating storylines is there, maybe he'll return, who knows.

Overall, it wasn't a bad episode, there are certainly bits here and there to enjoy, and it's without a doubt a lot better than the woke-Greta-climate change episodes, but it lacks something I can't put my finger on.

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Squid Game: 1x06 Gganbu

Fuck this show. Justice for Ali, my boy done dirty by that snake ass Sang Woo.

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Good Omens: 2x06 Chapter 6: Every Day

Amazon, you'd better renew this shit right the fuck now for a third season, you can't fucking leave it there.

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South Park: 4x11 Fourth Grade

Well, well, well. According to Trakt, there are 79 original episodes of Star Trek, not 72 or 73. Suck my balls.

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Avenue 5: 1x02 And Then He's Gonna Shoot Off...

I've seen porn that's funnier than this.

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Top Gear: 31x01 Episode 1

Utterly beautiful tribute to Eddie Kidd. Fantastic.

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Time: 1x02 Episode 2

Mark throwing hands with Johno and biting parts of his ear off is honestly sooo satisfying to watch.

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This Is England

To some people, this film comes across as glorifying racism, when it is in fact showcasing the complete opposite. Through the eyes of Shaun, an easily-swayed teen, This is England depicts the lead character going through what you can say is a coming-of-age experience where he makes severe choices to appease and fit in with new crowds, some choices he later comes to regret. Hence, making the "glorifying racism" aspect completely contrary.

As someone who was brought up in a multicultural town in Northern England, this film hits deep, as I've experienced and witnessed first-hand the near social-disjointedness between ethnic groups in modern society. Scary to think that in nearly forty years from which This is England is set, real-life England is still suffocating from archaic morals.

Shane Meadows has not made a film with This is England. He's made a statement, a statement which says that this shit happened, this shit still happens and this shit will continue to happen if nothing is done to stop it.

Heart-wrenching to watch, but watch you must.

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Doctor Who: 12x05 Fugitive of the Judoon

Easily the best episode of Jodie's time as the Doctor, looking forward to seeing where these plot threads lead

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South Park: 7x08 South Park is Gay

Really wish there was a "Fabulous" Trakt rating.

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It's a Sin
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."

I am one of those very angry people.

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Doctor Who: 12x03 Orphan 55

An episode with Furries, shitty inconsistencies with already established Doctor Who history, bad acting and a preachy, pushy speech about climate change just to top it off.
That's a hard no from me, mate (sorry I meant "fam", because that's how Doctor Who thinks we talk now).

And to think I liked the way Episode 2 ended.

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Futurama: 3x10 The Luck of the Fryrish

The highest of highs that Futurama ever reached. Glorious episode.

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Fever Pitch: The Rise of the Premier League

Should be renamed Fever Pitch: The Rise of Manchester United.

Seriously, this documentary, as well as it's made, would have been a lot better had it stuck to telling the story of the Premier League's foundation as a WHOLE instead of through the point of view of Manchester United. Everything within this documentary was told in relation to United, take Blackburn Rovers, Arsenal and Newcastle United, they weren't treated in this documentary as clubs that were trying to win the title for themselves, they were portrayed as the clubs that wanted to beat Manchester United to the title.

It was such a United circlejerk that even Arsenal's crowning moment in 1998 only got what felt like two minutes of airtime, whilst Manchester United's CHAMPIONS LEAGUE win in '99... yep, not Premier League, CHAMPIONS League, got about fifteen minutes airtime.

Shame really. This could have been great.

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Atlantis: The Lost Empire

Milo Thatch and Daniel Jackson, both look exactly like each other and both discover Atlantis.
Coincidence?
I THINK NOT!

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Kajaki

It's actually ridiculous how criminally underrated this film is. I was fucking fighting back the tears about five times.

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A Perfect Planet: 1x01 Volcano

I'm pretty sure Sir David Attenborough could talk about sofas or wheelie bins and I'd still be 100% invested.

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Black Sheep

The stampede scene in this movie is greater than the one in The Lion King and you can't convince me otherwise.

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Daybreakers

An interesting twist on the vampiric horror genre, I just wish it was better executed.

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Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

I'm not as mad this time round as opposed to after I watched it the first time, maybe that's down to knowing how the story in this film plays out, therefore making it a softer pill to swallow. However, my overall rating of Episode XI hasn't changed dramatically on a second viewing, this still feels ABSOLUTELY HOLLOW! A husk of a Star Wars movie, that ultimately leaves you wanting Disney to sweep this entire trilogy under the rug and begin again, only this time get Lucas back as Head Writer and for the love of God, plan the fucking ending of the trilogy first, that way all three films work story wise as opposed to spit-balling plots and characters archs just like this sorry ass trilogy did.

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Peter Kay: Live at the Top of the Tower

Damn, that Jim'll Fix It encore song aged like milk.

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Four Lions

The transition in the van from the traditional Islamic music to the Four Lions singing Dancing in the Moonlight had me fucking crying with laughter. Fantastic film, one of the best British comedies I've seen in a long time. Bravo Chris Morris.

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Happy Feet

So the world descends into chaos and rioting with politicians fighting each other verbally all because Mumble and the penguins do a funny little dance.

OK, what a big hot pile of penguin shit.

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Catherine the Great

As entertaining as this was, I do feel like I want more. The story feels incredibly condensed, glossing over major areas of Catherine's reign. Personally, I would have liked to have the series span over multiple seasons, similar to how The Tudors ran, that way more time can be spent building and executing the story of Catherine (I also would've liked to have seen the coup d'état that put Catherine on the throne in the first place).

This is basically like if you've never read Harry Potter before and you decide to start from Goblet of Fire onwards, skimming through the chapters that you're reading.

The actors were fantastic though, especially Helen Mirren and Jason Clarke, which isn't that surprising.

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Avenue 5: 1x08 This Is Physically Hurting Me

Finally, a decent episode from this series.

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