Charlize Theron and Seth Rogan oddly have really good chemistry in this movie. I love both of them for many reasons and this defintely isn't a normal role for Charlize if ya ask me but she pulled it off with little effort it seemed. Great uplifting overall story too. Probably the best rom-com if not straight comedy I've seen in a while. Defintely the funniest Seth Rogan has been in a few years.
This movie is dumb.
Something else needs to be pointed out as well. They never show her getting off the dam tower. Lame ending.
Why didn't she just stuff the phone in the bird
THIS SHOW IS STARTING TO SUCK REALLLLLLY QUICK! Remove Kwan's side story and every other side story and focus on master chief's story. People watch halo to watch master chief, not all these dumb ass side stories.
Kwan: Take the helmet off, they'll notice you. Kid takes helmet off and holds it. There is no way they can see the helmet when he is holding it....... dumb.
I do not like the "new" cortana. Stop fixing shit that ain't broke.
Unimpressed with the "build up" to the covenant attack. THIS ALL SEEMS SO DAM CHEESY!
MASTER CHIEF SHOULD HAVE NEVER TAKEN HIS HELMET OFF!
Dam Liberal Hollywood has to make every white role an ethnic one. So old!
The writing for this show is worse than what you find on those daytime soap opera shows. Dunno what changed from first season to this season. First season was decent. It's like the writers never played the game....
SO FUN WATCHING THE SPARTANS WITHOUT THEIR SUITS ON...... SAID NO ONE. So what... no reg armor fits the Spartans? lol Everyone has some kind of armor on in this episode except the spartans who are only armed with a gun. Guess its spartan gear or nothing... lol. The director/producers/writers for this show, wtf man...
Soren pick a fucking lane when it comes to Dr Halsey. He hates her one episodes, loves her the next. Fucking dumb.
HEY lets add another dumb ass side character to the show. Let me introduce STG Perez and her terrible acting. All this chick does is panic and overact. "ma'am do you understand? ma'am do you understand? ma'am do you understand? ma'am do you understand? ma'am do you understand? ma'am do you understand? UGH!
WHO GIVES A BLIND MAN A GUN?????????????????
LOVE HOW NO ONE ADDRESSES CORTANA'S NEW LOOK!?!??! WTF man, they didn't even bring it up. Was confusing at first this season, like, did I miss something. This show is a complete shit show.
If you love the game, don't watch this shit. It's a complete let down.
ALL ALONG ALL I REALLY WANT TO SEE IS MASTER CHIEFS STORY WITH HIS SUIT ON OF COURSE. Shame on you Hollywood! Shame!
I OFFICIALLY HATE THIS SHOW. THIS SHOW ENDS HERE FOR ME. Won't be watching the next episode. (Actually I will be watching the next episode in spite of @Vortilion. Stay tuned next week for my next hardcore review of Halo Season 2 Episode 5.) People seem to love my comments or hate them, if you hate them, why comment, move on. You are being a hypocrite by sending me YOUR hateful comments. The first amendment gives me the right to state my hateful opinion of the writing and acting of this show. Thank you. Trust me when I say I don't care about your opinion if you don't agree.
I long for the days where cgi was only used when it was really needed. Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Better then i was expecting! Not amazing but better then most thrillers I have seen lately. Worth watching once.
THIS SHOW NEEDS TO BE CANCELLED AND THEN REBOOTED WITH A PROPER WRITER, DIRECTOR, AND NEW CAST.
THE BEST PART OF THE HALO SHOW IS THE OPENING CREDITS........................................
I've had bowel movements I considered to be more enjoyable then watching this show.
Kwan's story continues to bore. The old lady or prophet or whatever the fuck she is, is just weird and not on par with Halo at all.
Why do they show the spartan 3's faces inside the helmet? Its the most odd perspective ever. The cinematography is terrible.
At least Master Chief was actually in his suit for once....
90% of the actors on this show are complete trash. The story is complete trash. If you ever played the game and loved it, stay completely away from this trash.
Why does Miranda always have this dumbfounded look on her face? Useless character
I enjoyed the last episode of game of thrones more than any of these halo episodes if that says anything. And... the last episode of GoT was complete fucking trash.
I'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard then to have to be subjected to any more of this story. I'm only watching at this point as I am this fucking far in... I wish there would have been comments like mine here, warning me about this travesty of a show.
The spartan 3's make me grow a big rubbery one... Wish they would just focus on Master Chief. I mean, I know everyone plays the Halo game for all the other characters except Master Chief...... said no one.
I still can't stand SGT PEREZ. She is a horrible actress. She overacts on everything and she always has this dumbass look on her face.
Getting covid 19 is more enjoyable then watching this trash.
Fuck this show, if it gets renewed for a third season, I will have no absolutely no faith left in Hollywood. AGAIN, REBOOT IT AND START FRESH!
Initial thoughts.... This is what happens when you try to cram a seasons worth content into a 2 hour segment.
The first one sucked. Why they are adding two more is beyond me. Hollywood just plain sucks these days. I literally have no want or desire to watch this.
One can only hope this bombs so bad that they cancel the third one.
Has Sam Worthington even been in another movie since this??? There’s a reason for that. Terrible actor.
James Cameron should stick to terminator and alien movies like he is good at. Avatar franchise is trash.
Just saw this.... I have no idea why. There was so much fluff. They could have condensed the movie to an hour and half and had the key points landed. After the 2nd hour, i found myself continually looking at my watch. Was basically the first one but now the bad guys aren't human... just dumb. Sam Worthington's voice was even creepier in this one than the first. Great idea for a lead James Cameron... no one has ever said that. Make another Aliens movie, F this crap.
I can’t begin with to tell you how dumb this movie is. About half way through i decided I had been subjected to enough of the terrible story and turned it off. Don’t waste your time on this.
Such a disgrace to the original
THERE IS HALO THE GAME.... AND THEN THERE IS WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS... Apparently just having Master Chief in the story line 33% of the time qualifies it as Halo. Pablo aka the guy who plays Master Chief is just about the only decent actor in this entire series. This show ranks up there Obi Wan for let downs.
THIS SHOW IS THE MOST INCONSISTENT PIECE OF SHIT I HAVE EVER ENDURED!
WILL THIS SHOW EVER HAVE ACTION IN IT AGAIN??? ITS LIKE A CHEESY FUCKING SOAP OPERA!
What the fuck was the point of adding Perez's story line?
SERIOUSLY WHO IS IN CHARGE OF THE HAIRCUTS ON SET?
OMG the love story between the blonde and Master Chief is just soooo lame.... She is a terrible actress. WTF IS UP WITH THAT HAIRCUT? Halo continues to be a huge let down to those who played the game.
The new Cortana is still arguably worse then the one in the previous season... She must be the daugther/sister of someone important in Hollywood.
Do we only get to see Master Chief in his suit during the opening credits now? Fuck this show!
THEY CONTINUE TO ADD NEW STORY LINES INSTEAD OF FOCUSING ON MASTER CHIEF! WTF DUDE?!?!?!?
The guy who replaced Halsey reminds me of a dick, cause he looks like one....
Kwan's story continues to disappoint and bore all viewers who played the game and we continue to ask, why the does this chick have a story line at all......... TERRIBLE ACTRESS CAN'T CONVEY THAT ENOUGH! I can't stand this bitch
UGHHHH THE NEW SPARTANS SUCK ASS.
Halsey and Miranda are supposedly these science genius' yet they are taking lessons from Kwan. God I hate the writers of this show.
Halsey, Miranda and Kwan aka "Halo's Angels" (Charlies Angels jab). However at least the Charlies Angels were fun to look at. DUDE... Halsey is supposedly some genius yet she stands on the bridge and almost dies from amazement. Again, fuck you writers....
The only reason i gave this show a shot is because of the game which it bares no resemblance to. There is no reason to continue watching it besides the fact that I am this many episodes in. That is the only reason I continue to watch. The story line, plot, actors/actress, CGI and most everything else about this show completely sucks ass!
I know now that the producers, actors, director, camera guys, etc never played the game Halo and just read the synopsis on the back of the game box. And we have this PoS Halo because of it. Next time play the game, ask the ones who loved the game what they want to see in the show and fuck all those who haven't played the game... STOP CATERING TO EVERYONE HOLLYWOOD!
Monica's character is becoming way too self righteous....
If you look at Courteney Cox, this is why you don't get plastic surgery.
Jasmin Savoy is obnoxious.
They are just gonna drag this franchise out and out and out.
Why is Billy Loomis' kid latina? He was white lol
Do not waste your time on this completely pointless movie. The shit Hollywood endorses these days is just sad. I literally have no clue what the hell the point of this movie was.
I love this movie but one thing always bothers me.
At the beginning when Bruce Willis gets to the building. He says “I’m here to see holly mcclane.” The guard replies, “Just type it into the kiosk.” He does and it says she’s on the 30th floor. The guard then says, “The party, their the only ones left in the building.”
Well jackass, if they’re the only ones left in the building, why did you have him type it into the kiosk!
These must be the two dumbest people ever caught in a blizzard.
It didn't seem like they were truly devoted to getting out. I mean why wouldn't you take shifts trying to break out of the ice, instead of the husband just doing it and not doing it well to top it. I mean come on, there is what 12 inches of ice/snow between the window and the road based on seeing other vehicles lights through and they were in the car for over 20 days. I'm perplexed.
2 idiots in a car during a blizzard
LET ME PREFACE THIS WITH, THIS EPISODE SUCKS EQUALLY IF NOT MORE THAN ALL EPISODES BEFORE IT. GO FUCK YOURSELF HOLLYWOOD.
So fun watching a show that is meant to be about master chief with so little time actually focused on master chief? I guess Pablo charges too much per hour?
Apparently there is a crash course to become a spartan now and they don’t need you from childhood anymore. Jesus this show is trash. Pick a fucking lane.
Kwans story is so trash. Kill that bitch off already. If I ever see this chick in any other preview to any other show, I know already to stay fucking clear of it. Terrible actress. Have to cater to all people these days tho so I get it……
They need to fire the evil chicks hair stylist. I didn’t think it was possible to make her more unattractive but damn it if they were successful at it.
It’s like the producers of last season were like, let’s fuck with them and cut everything cool about season 1 and some how make season 2 way worse than anyone would have expected.
Are we going to ever get a FULL FUCKING EPISODE where master chief is wearing his armor the entire fucking thing? We all so care about his character without the suit, said no one fucking ever!
MASTER CHIEF MAKES NO COMMENT ON THE FACT THAT CORTANA LOOKS NOTHING LIKE SHE DID THE LAST TIME HE SAW HER. DUMB. DO THE PRODUCERS THINK WE ARE RETARDED OR
SOMETHING!?
This show sucks ass, and I’ve watch shit Disney has trashed that I consider better than this PoS.
I give you Kai, Master Clit
I couldn't make it thru this series due to Moses Ingram's terrible acting skills. It was just too much to endure.
Why does this movie exist? The first wasn’t even good
Jimmy is like the Forrest Gump of Yellowstone.
This movie is horse shit! I blame jordan Peele. What, he makes one decent movie.... And now we are subjected to all the shit he has any affiliation with. Sad sad world.
Fixing the code so it says Harry instead of jerry would have changed any instance of H,J,E and A. Thus making most of the previous conversations with “jerry” unreadable. This is the biggest flaw in the movie. You would think the genius mathematicians in the movie would have known this too.
My name is jerry
Would read as
My nema is harry
Its just so bad. The acting, the story, the cgi and the sound track. It's like Monty python meets hellboy but not in a good way. Don't waste your time on this crap. I turned it off at the half way point when I realized I dont care what happens in the rest of the movie...
This movie was awful! It started off great, thought they had a good plot, then they go into the "shimmer." It became very hard to follow, the story was going back and forth and sideways. I found myself wishing the end would just come lol. There are way better "end of the world" movies out there. How does this director go from 28 days and 28 weeks later, and Dredd to this crap. Will never watch anything with this director again, I should have known, wasn't that impressed with ex machina either. And Natalie Portman?????? Hasn't she been downgraded to a "B" movie actress yet? I can see that her acting as not improved at all since her days in "Star Wars."
If only they took the love story out of this, it could have been a good show.
By far the worst episode so far. I could have gone a whole lifetime without seeing these two get physical.
This episode was BORING! It felt like a cheesy soap opera no one asked for.
I skipped over the three minutes of Rick crying like a littler girl.
When we said we wanted Rick back, who the hell said anything about Michonne! If any woman ever had a man face, its this woman. I cringe every time they make out.
UGHHHHH I can't stand Michonne. Dead City is the only watchable spinoff.
How many fucking times are they going to remake the same movie with different plot points and put on a different title. This is literally John wick, peppermint, death wish, salt etc with a new cast a maybe 10 different plot points. No Hollywood! No! I will not watch this trash
Original Jurassic Park, believable story line, believable action sequences, etc.
Jurrassic World 3, horrible CGI, terrible story and super unbelievable action sequences. A woman villain who apparently has no fear of bullets and just walks away while people are shooting at her.
If you never watched this, you wouldn't be missing anything
Not terrible/not great. Just like all movies these days.
