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Slow Horses: Season 3

The stakes in each season have kept escalating, and this latest installment is a wild ride since the very start. This season brought back the same kind of internal conflicts and intrigues that initially drew me into the series, and it was also great to see my faves (Cate and Diane) contributing so extensively this time.

However, I’m not too sure about the way they handled the action in the final episodes. While the overall experience remains exhilarating, it felt like they went a little overboard. I anticipated the Slow Horses would devise a more intriguing and clever resolution. Instead, the climax unfolds in a surprisingly muscular and implausible manner, leaving me somewhat perplexed. It's an undeniably solid show, but I found myself wishing for a more nuanced and satisfying conclusion to complement the series' established depth and complexity.

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The Boy and the Heron

A little boy who lost his mother in a fire is tormented by Danny De Vito disguised as a heron. The original title is taken from a Japanese novel from the thirties, but the film's plot is actually a loose adaptation of John Connolly's "The Book of Lost Things." Needless to say, we’re embarking on another journey into a fantastic world full of references and metaphors that only Miyazaki understands without caring about his audience. We’re asked to find our own interpretation, and personally, I saw it more as a tribute to the works that inspired Miyazaki over the years rather than mere references to his own films, as if he is pointing out that each generation’s narrative and cultural baggage are a product of the previous, in a continuous passing of the torch.

The first part, laid-back and contemplative, oddly left a stronger impression on me, aided by the beautiful music and landscapes. However, once the magical journey began, I found the whole thing extremely cloying and narratively disjointed. Certainly, there are various fascinating sceneries and memorable moments, but the whole picture failed to convince me. In short, my basic review of most of Ghibli’s films.

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Scrubs: 1x04 My Old Lady

Completely forgot how soon this show starts to hit hard.

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The Sopranos: Season 1
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BlockedParent2020-11-09T06:47:44Z— updated 2021-07-31T10:48:48Z

Probably the best-written TV show of the '90s and the perfect mix of family drama and mob story. The realistic, unvarnished approach to the mafia lifestyle is clearly inspired by "GoodFellas", with which it shares a few cast members. It's almost a sitcom, but there is a horizontal plotline that slowly proceeds through the season and builds up the tension until the last couple of episodes. Everything starts off as some kind of offbeat comedy, but you can notice that things are getting more and more serious as time goes by. The characters are sometimes too many to keep in mind, but the ones who stick are lovable. Tony is such an asshole, yet we can't help loving him. Being able to join his therapy sessions helps to build affection and grasp the depth of the character.

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Uncharted

What to expect from the film adaptation of a videogame inspired by action-adventure B-movies? Right, a mediocre action-adventure B-movie. I played all "Uncharted" videogames and loved each of them, but it's undeniable that they work because they are above anything else interactive experiences.

Still, I thought it was a decent action flick that can keep you entertained throughout. The impossibly over-the-top action scenes recreate the video game atmosphere well, even though we are far from the sensory explosion of guilty pleasures like Fast & Furious. The real problem is the humor - most of the jokes and gags fell flat or were poorly timed.

The characters are indeed too young to be believable as Nate and Sully, but as we will probably get a dozen sequels, they will eventually get to the right age.

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The French Dispatch

It’s a pity that such a meticulously choreographed and beautifully staged film ended up being at the same time so dull and empty. Wes Anderson’s idea to combine a tribute to his favorite Nouvelle Vague movies with a vintage magazine live-action is definitely interesting, but with the possible exception of the painter’s article, the stories and characters have very little to say. Instead, it’s just a parade of visually impressive shots and verbal diarrhea, full of details that add little to the story.

I like Anderson’s bittersweet aftertaste and melancholic “end of an era” kind of atmosphere, but I struggled to stay awake during the second half. The ending felt surprisingly warm, though.

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The Power of the Dog

One of those films you have to watch at least twice as the final scenes change your perspective on the story and characters. I was expecting a sort of western thriller with homoerotic subtext, while it was in fact a David and Goliath kind of story where it's implied that even Goliath used to be a David. There is no big turn of events, but there are for sure many details that can only be noticed on a second viewing.

The plot moves along slowly, but the characters' ambiguities, as well as the beautiful photography and music, are enough to keep you engaged and slowly let you fall in love with the film's world. It's all very minimal and elegant, except maybe for the fall of Kirsten Dunst's character, which felt a little exaggerated.

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Wild at Heart
The Last of Us
Mad Max

The stunts still look great, especially if we think this was shot on a shoestring budget in the seventies. The rest is pretty dull: the actual plot kicks in the last twenty minutes, but there’s not much interesting happening until then. It’s all about portraying this world on the verge of the apocalypse, but despite the captivating punkish mood, it’s sloppier than it is gritty. The soundtrack was surprisingly atrocious too. The shot with Mel Gibson waking up from a nightmare is absolutely hilarious.

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Moon Knight
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BlockedParent2022-05-06T05:43:11Z— updated 2022-07-17T02:52:30Z

This is going to be remembered as the tackiest high-budget show of the decade. Inexcusably poor direction and presentation, cheap action, comedy reduced to childish gags, and a generous dose of overacting as the sprinkles on top. The fact that they kept changing tone and plot direction with each episode surely didn’t help. I was hoping that it could at least satisfy my fetish for Egyptian mythology, but it was arguably worse than Relic Hunter.

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Zack Snyder's Justice League

I don't want to waste any more time thinking about this movie, but seriously, there's no way to explain how bad it is. Four hours bloated with paper-thin characters and kindergarten-level storylines, of which less than half gets a proper closure, by the way. It also comes with some of the cheesiest action scenes and worst-looking special effects I have ever seen in a blockbuster. PS3 videogames have better CGI backgrounds. People have been talking about Snyder's obsession with slow-motion (almost 25 minutes here), but I was more annoyed by how he keeps showing off the exact same three dolly movements in every scene. Another proof that you can sell the most childish shit as a dark and thought-provoking auteur masterpiece as long as you got some smart marketing behind.

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Tale of Tales

Matteo Garrone's revisiting of three obscure seventeenth-century fairy tales rejects the conventions of mainstream fantasy films, and instead goes for an austere, almost neorealist approach. The film is mostly shot in Italy using real locations over CGI, and the photography is mainly minimal with natural lighting and little visual effects. The supernatural elements and fantastic creatures are finely designed and meld with the semi-realistic setting beautifully.

The intention is clearly to tell "dark" fairytales to a grown-up audience, but actually there is nothing as edgy as one would think: just some mild violence and quite a lot of boobs. Each tale's outcome is also quite underwhelming despite the intriguing premises.

It's definitely better than most of your average fantasy films, but at the same time, I can't help feeling like more risks could have been taken.

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Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
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BlockedParent2021-09-12T04:30:10Z— updated 2022-07-17T04:35:57Z

An enjoyable blend of wuxia, fantasy, and superhero movies. It’s pretty much the same structure as all other Marvel flicks with a slightly different taste. Shang-Chi lacks charisma but is well supported by the other cast members.

As usual with these films, the writing is outrageously bad. For example, the Ten Rings organization is supposed to be a lethal army that influenced the history of mankind for centuries, but when they come out, it’s literally a dozen people in a ninja suit. Their leader is introduced as a cruel man who lived for thousands of years, who owns infinite wisdom and godly powers, yet he is just an idiot who gets fooled by a phone fraud. Also, the film keeps pointing out that men and women should be equal, yet Shang-chi’s sister stays two ladders below the comic relief characters. I would pay a fortune to attend the screenwriter meetings for these films and see how they review the script.

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Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

Not even remotely as epic as the trailer suggested, but still manages to deliver the same solid mediocre entertainment we expected. This one has a darker and more mature tone than its predecessor, yet it comes with the same problems with the writing. The movie is bloated with subplots and unnecessary steps that took away time that could have been used to flesh out the characters’ relationships and make the plot plausible. The characters keep running in circles for most of the movie, only to rush at the end with an anticlimactic final battle and an oversimplified resolution to what could have been a way more complex conflict. They keep hinting at a huge war between civilizations, yet we hardly see more than a dozen people involved.

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Godzilla Minus One

The film, overall, succeeds in finding the right balance between the human and monstrous dimensions. I found both the post-war setting and the "maritime" dimension chosen for the battles interesting, and the underlying themes are relatively fresh for the genre. Unfortunately, the overall execution feels like a cheesy melodrama, especially in regard to the acting and exposition-heavy dialogue. This may be a somewhat imperceptible issue for overseas audiences, but at the same time it’s been widely recognized as a trademark of Yamazaki’s filmography in Japan.

When Godzilla takes center stage, everything remains electrifying, if not for the chain of three plot twists that killed the mood in the very last few minutes. The first was necessary, as any other kind of resolution would have undermined the film's overarching message, but the other two were truly avoidable both in terms of conception and execution.

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Top Gun

Terrible pilot school melodrama with mandatory bromance and improvised teacher-student love relationship. Buckets of sweat, propaganda, and cocky smirks with homoerotic undertones. That wouldn’t be a problem if the movie wasn’t boring as hell. Maybe the flight scenes with the cheesy soundtrack on top were spectacular for their time, but unfortunately, my attention span hardly made it through. Everything looks like those random videoclips they use at karaoke.

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Evil Dead II

Pretty much a remake of the first movie, if not even a parody. Although the pacing and visual impact are hundreds of times better, it kind of misses the roughness and inventive approach of the original. Not nearly as entertaining as Peter Jackson's "Braindead" , but still worth checking out from time to time.

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Perfect Days

The “perfect days" of a Japanese man who cleans public toilets. By the way, I had the honor of seeing the movie just a few meters from the locations!! The protagonist, Hirayama, seems to enjoy a solitary life characterized by a meticulous routine, where he finds joy in small things like taking care of plants, listening to the audiotapes from his young day, enjoying a drink at his favorite izakaya... or just completing his work with rigor. Then, various inconveniences and variables end up sabotaging Hirayama's perfect routine, suggesting to the viewer not only details about his past, but also the possibility that, deep down, he may know that happiness doesn't truly reside in small daily habits or in accepting a modest life. At least, that's my interpretation, influenced by my own life values. Hirayama's expression can be read in many possible ways.

The film never explicitly reveals its true intentions, becoming fascinating precisely in its ambiguities. You will just need to endure the pedantic repetitions during the first hour or so.

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Attack on Titan: Special 37 The Final Chapters Special (2)

Overall, the ending took the direction I expected. It might not be the most courageous turn for the plot to take, and I'm still perplexed about a few minor things (including the key to it all). Still, I thought they reached an acceptable compromise between fans' expectations and the pessimistic aftertaste the series has been known for. There are still loose ends and somewhat wasted character arcs, but considering the huge delays in production and the dubious turn the plot has taken in the second half of the last season... it was definitely time to end it all.

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Monster

Due to my complete lack of prior knowledge on the matter, I found every revelation and change of perspective to be extremely captivating. I could have spoiled myself the turning point just by watching the trailer or paying too much attention to the posters.
However, I couldn’t help noticing several contrived plot points and characters’ behaviors that came across as unnatural, serving primarily to create artificial payoffs or simply to advance the narrative according to the agenda. Moreover, I found the ending somewhat lackluster, if not downright banal.

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Severance: Season 1
Spider-Man: No Way Home

Not sure if Marty agrees, but this could be a nice theme park ride (if you are familiar with the franchise, obviously). The plot doesn’t make any sense; it keeps contradicting itself to the point that it’s just better to focus on each scene without thinking about its connection to the rest. Not that anyone cares, this is just an excuse to get the cast together and feel nostalgic. The individual moments are usually pretty good, in particular when focusing on the relationships between the characters. Some action scenes felt a tad confusing due to both the quick editing and the low lighting, but it might be a movie theatre problem.

I was expecting the old characters to steal the show, but they managed to keep everything balanced so that Holland could always stand in the center. His Spider-Man was still missing those hints of internal struggle that could be found in the character’s previous incarnations, but here we are finally starting to see him grow and get some emotional payoff.

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Dune

Arguably the first film in a while to be worth the extra IMAX fees. It must be a matter of taste, but I always find Villeneuve’s films rather dull and soulless underneath the flawless production design and riveting cinematography. Even though it would be unfair to draw conclusions by having watched only part one, “Dune” seems to be no exception. While the premise and setting felt convincing enough, the characters and plot development felt a little flat for the time being. I don’t mind the serialized format, but some kind of payoff at the end of each installment would have helped. We’ll see.

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The Sopranos: Season 6
The Elephant Man
Strangers on a Train
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BlockedParent2021-05-01T14:20:46Z— updated 2023-07-21T15:56:33Z

"Strangers on a Train" is one of the most memorable examples of Hitchcock's signature sense of humor. Despite its presentation as a classic thriller, it’s evident that Hitch is making fun of its audience throughout.

While the film presents a fascinating premise, it loses steam around the end when it gets all about a silly lighter. Nevertheless, the clever writing and Hitchcock's masterful direction still make it an entertaining experience. The cinematography is crisp and engaging, with several ingenious tricks that remain in history, like the reflection of the murder on the victim's glasses, the fire projected on Barbara's eyes, and the chaotic, close-to-slapstick climax at the merry-go-round.

While Robert Walker’s portrayal of the lunatic stalker steals the show, Farley Granger’s wooden performance leaves much to be desired.

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Full Metal Jacket

I must confess I have trouble digesting war films, as they tend to be either tedious propaganda, patriotic boredom, or just brainless action. It was not the case at all with "Full Metal Jacket".

Stanley Kubrick uses sarcasm and pitch-black humor to document the war in an uncomfortably cold, uncinematic way. As the whole training camp section suggested, soldiers are entirely dehumanized: they don't feel anything, don't know what they are fighting for, their deaths do not even matter at all. Joker seems to be the only character to still retain some kind of humanity, his sarcasm as a way to detach from the system and protect his individuality. However, it's not clear if he managed to go through the last scene intact or if he just became the "minister of death, praying for war" he was trained into being.

It's a highly atypical but masterfully written and directed film, with some of the most iconic prologues ever.

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I'm Thinking of Ending Things
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