Cancer Man

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Insidious: The Red Door

Hope it involves as much Patrick Wilson as possible with as little clothing as you can imagine!

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True Detective: Season 4

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BlockedParent2024-01-18T15:27:50Z— updated 2024-03-04T13:24:42Z

I am really glad they went back to the paranormal theme.

MODERATION EDIT: Be respectful.

USER EDIT: Sure, sorry.

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Outlander

I rate it "can't go wrong with a kidnapping every two episodes " out of ten

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Roswell, New Mexico

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BlockedParent2019-04-21T19:23:16Z— updated 2022-02-24T09:51:35Z

I was actually really surprised it's so good. Looking at recent versions of new shows which are simply terrible like Charmed reboot. Worthy successor of great serie

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Riverdale: 7x17 Chapter One Hundred Thirty-Four: A Different Kind of Cat

5th episode till the end, and nothing fucking happens at all.

Josie is the most annoying character in the series, better only than Veronica and Cheryl.

I rate it "worst.of the worst" out of ten

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Queen Charlotte: A Bridgerton Story

People complained that the queen in Bridgerton was black, but it is just a fiction.
But a black woman giving birth to white children makes it science fiction lol xD

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Bridgerton: 2x02 Off to the Races

I rate it "you're Pen, you're not a woman, you don't count" out of ten

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American Horror Stories: 3x02 Daphne

I rate it "Black Mirror with slightly hotter guy" out of ten

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Guillermo del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities: 1x07 The Viewing

I really hoped I'll never see the annoying little girl from House ever again. But I gave her benefit of the doubt thinking she was just that good at her role.
But after watching this episode I realized she's just that bad at being her.

Bad acting, bland story and shitload of buzzwords that may sound exotic to majority of the audience, but make absolutely no sense to anyone who knows them already.

I rate it "if a stranger offers you drugs , say thank you cause drugs are expensive" out of ten

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Nope

I rate it "soft pooping in distance" out of ten.

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Superstore

I rate it "Brett is the most profound, complex and erudite TV show character of all time" out of ten

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Entourage

Great, light and addictive comedy.

But whoever directed this series is a virgin.

Everytime there's a sex scene with Vince screwing a girl in reverse cowgirl position, she is actually jumping on his belly button.

I rate it "which hole was it again?" out of ten.

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Guillermo del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities: 1x08 The Murmuring

The man is insensitive, always horny, snores, takes all the credit, makes terrible sandwiches.

I rate it "congratulations Guillermo, you won one way ticket to propagandaland" out of ten.

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Guillermo del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities

What did Netflix do when they already employed one of the best directors of horror/fantasy movies?

A) Make him actually direct the serie he's created?

B) Make bunch of random do that?

If you answered B, you're correct.

Mix of better and worse stories at best, lackluster and bland at worst.

Out of all the excellent works of Lovecraft, they chose probably least interesting and original ones.

I rate it "Guillermo go back to the labirynt and don't come out before the dinner" out of ten.

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The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power: 1x08 Alloyed

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BlockedParent2022-10-14T11:54:47Z— updated 2022-10-29T18:17:33Z

Not to brag, but I usually expect plot twists and I figure out what they are going to be, but this episode caught me off guard lol.

Question to Tolkien's fans.
Was the monarch butterfly symbolism in the books or was it added by the scriptwriters?

EDIT I've seen a lot of hate about this series. I didn't apparently pay as much attention as the people who dislike it and listed all the things that were wrong in it.
I still like it, but I'm no Tolkien's fan, I'll probably re-watch the series but first see the movies again too.

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House of the Dragon

The show is full of really ugly actors and animal abuse. Do not recommend!

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American Horror Story: Season 12

I thought Mr Jingles was the lowest one can get, but Ryan Murphy proved me wrong.

I rate it
"All the man in this season seem so gay, Dexter, Kamal Siobhan..."
Out of ten

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American Nightmare

I rate it "detective Ketchup was the real star of the show" out of ten

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The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1

I rate it "can Finnick mock my Jay?" out of ten

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Brooklyn Nine-Nine: 2x18 Captain Peralta

I can't even joke about this one, every American scriptwriter thinks that abandoned kids grow up to be pathetic, needy, brainless idiots, but it's the scriptwriter who should grow up.

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Gossip Girl

I'm only 4 episodes in and they already Russiagating and said "patriarchy" like 50 times.

I rate it "so original" out of ten

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Bridgerton

I'd love to be the bridge between the tons of these 3 brothers

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Superstore: Season 6

It's funny how fast they dropped the union subject, how hard they pushed the billionaires' covid narrative that you can't work, meet or go out at all (unless you're rich of course), or mumble jumble buzzwords about social justice and other shit, just as Gates foundation sent them some few pennies more, during this God awful and boring last season.

I rate it "whose bitch are you NBC?" out of ten

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Riverdale: 7x03 Chapter One Hundred Twenty: Sex Education

I rate it "Archie's biceps are so hairy" out of ten

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer

I rate it "Jennifer Lawrence thinks she was the first female action hero" out of ten.

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer: 3x09 The Wish

Holy fuck, before I started watching the show,.I thought it was just a cheesy, high school drama like all which came after, but this series in general, and this episode, showed me that there can be lots of depth behind the God awful 90s CGIs.

I rate it "no good wish goes unpunished" out of ten.

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Murdaugh Murders: A Southern Scandal

I rate it "gingers have no soul" out of ten.

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MH370: The Plane That Disappeared: 1x02 The Hijack

Two problems with this trash

-saying you've been invited on CNN is not something to brag about, it's something you should be ashamed of.

-one word: Jeff Wise. Don't give a platform to lunatics like him. His theory :airplane: The ancient Nemesis of Malaysia, stay with me, is RUSSIA and they wanted to start a war with them, by hacking the ping system and autopilot killed everyone on board, then flew to Kazakhstan , ~~ and then Russia followed up with a full scale invasion ~~, ups never happened.
No real motive, negative evidence.

And this retard has the audacity to call other conspiracy theorists " lol.
And he appeared on CNN more than 50 times, now that's a real conspiracy.

I rate it" just when you thought that there's nothing worse than Netflix originals, there are Netflix documentary originals" out of ten.

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The White Lotus: Season 2

I saw only first episode but I'm 100% Harper drowned all these people and kept them few minutes underwater after their last breath just in case

I rate it "I'm just much better than you at being a jerk" out of ten.

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Chambers

Hydroxyzine and fluoxetine have lost their patent hundreds, maybe even dozens of years ago, so next time hire someone who knows shit, instead of paying shitload to Uma Thurman, especially since her role was nothing more than "middle-aged woman who lost stuff".

You already have Winona Ryder, who did equally horrible job in Stranger Things, and the mom from Babadook, they wouldn't even have to show at the set, Netflix could have just Photoshoped their heads on some intern's body, fuck, maybe even both of them, no one would have noticed anyway.

I rate it "yet another series where a high school girl is played by a woman who looks fourty" out of ten

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