Cancer Man

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Kitchen Nightmares

I like the Polish version more, but there are a lot of things Ramsey does better than his Polish counterpart, Gessler.

For example, he seems to really care about vegetarians,basic things like having something for us on the menu or cross contamination. Gessler's signature restaurant had literally nothing for me when I went there few years ago, but they offered to make me scrambled eggs for 10 times the price, than in other places. Good deal if you ask me.

As for what Ramsey's ones are worse at, my main problem is that he is too nice (yes, you read it right).
Just in episodes 6th and 9th he should have quit on first day.
The co-owners were beyond help, we have a fat retard, that starts and ends a day at work binge drinking, and the second one was just stealing from his partner.

I rate it "F*** this plate, it has so much fat on it that the customer asked me when is the bikini wrestling" out of ten

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Little Italy

I've been waiting to see at least Hayden's ass, since I saw him first time in Awake thousands, maybe even hundreds of years ago.
I even watched all the Star Wars movies on x5.
In spite of his sizable (hopefully) portfolio, he was never remotely naked in any of his movies.

Even though this movie is piece of garbage, they finally shown like 1/1,5 cm of his ass crack, unfortunately 17 years too late.
But I'm still grateful.

I initially thought the handsy policewoman was Meredith from The Office, I was very disappointed she wasn't.

I rate it "is there anything in your pockets that be sharp or hard or pokey in any way?...
You're clean, buddy. You're clean.
Or are you dirty?" out of ten

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American Horror Story: Season 12

I thought Mr Jingles was the lowest one can get, but Ryan Murphy proved me wrong.

I rate it
"All the man in this season seem so gay, Dexter, Kamal Siobhan..."
Out of ten

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The Voyeurs

The guy's voice is so annoying, and his parents must be very disappointed he didn't become a judge.

I rate it "mute if you're straight, run if you're not into Boobolina" out of ten.

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Anyone But You

Not the best movie ever, but fuck, Sydney Sweeney is an outstanding actress.

I rate it "it doesn't matter where you drown, is it Australia in." Anyone But You" or a pool in utopian "Handmaid's Tale" " out of ten.

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Breaking Bad

I rate it "could you please" Jess"my "E" "out of ten

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Sierra Burgess Is a Loser

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BlockedParent2024-02-03T17:43:22Z— updated 2024-02-19T07:31:33Z

I would usually throw some decent joke here, but fucking Marla from Boston Public?
Even if the rest of the movie sucks... And it did

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American Nightmare

I rate it "detective Ketchup was the real star of the show" out of ten

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True Detective: Season 4

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BlockedParent2024-01-18T15:27:50Z— updated 2024-03-04T13:24:42Z

I am really glad they went back to the paranormal theme.

MODERATION EDIT: Be respectful.

USER EDIT: Sure, sorry.

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Jane the Virgin

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BlockedParent2023-12-26T09:14:59Z— updated 2024-02-19T07:31:52Z

Really bad lol. It tries to be a smart interpretation of Latin Telenovelas for westerners, instead is a mix of all the tropes without a logic or purpose.

I rate it "Jane might have been the second virgin to give birth, but Xiomara was the first... to do so" out of ten

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MILF Manor

Faky, fakey, fakie, fake

I rate it "my favorite couple is the obviously gay Joey and his father Kelle" out of ten

Gabriel is so gay it hurts my eyes.
Stefany really needs God's help with that one.

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The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2

I rate it "can Finnick mock my Jay?" out of ten

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The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1

I rate it "can Finnick mock my Jay?" out of ten

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The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

I rate it "can Finnick mock my Jay?" out of ten

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Jane the Virgin: 3x17 Chapter Sixty-One

Another trashy virtue signaling shit like all of them

I rate it "Obama deported twice as much people as Trump, get a fucking brain" out of ten

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Modern Family

Love it, though I have to admit there's not a single "normal" gay and it's really harmful to the queer community, even with one of the lead actresses being a Trans.
Everyone is so sissy, trashy and overdrawn.

I rate it "Sofia Vergara, has anyone checked for a penis" out of ten.

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Modern Family: 6x16 Connection Lost

Fucking Apple ad...
I rate it "at least they were sincere, cause it was lagging as hell" out of ten

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Riverdale

No one realized yet that when they were all in relationship with each other meant that Archie had sex with Jug?

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American Horror Stories: 3x02 Daphne

I rate it "Black Mirror with slightly hotter guy" out of ten

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Spider-Man

Fucking masterpiece.

I rate it "marvelous" out of ten

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Riverdale: 7x17 Chapter One Hundred Thirty-Four: A Different Kind of Cat

5th episode till the end, and nothing fucking happens at all.

Josie is the most annoying character in the series, better only than Veronica and Cheryl.

I rate it "worst.of the worst" out of ten

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The Ultimatum: Marry or Move On: 1x03 New Bed, New Partner

Alexis looks like a horse faced 40 years old man in a wig from Ohio, after thousands, maybe even hundreds of plastic surgeries.
Plus she's superficial and dumb too.

The only reason she said all of these things that made her boyfriend propose to her in the episode before, is because Colby turned her down at least 4 times lol.

If it was real (it's obviously not), Nate proposing was also because two girls he wanted turned him down

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The Ultimatum: Marry or Move On

Shanique sounds like "an unique shagging", how can you be so cruel to your child?

I rate it "girl...and boy wants Colby" out of ten

PS these are not real people, they are all actors

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Dark

I rate it "In fourth season, Jonas becomes a transvestite from Transylvania, goes back, and has triplets with teenage Jonas" out of ten

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Outlander

I rate it "can't go wrong with a kidnapping every two episodes " out of ten

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Brooklyn Nine-Nine: 2x18 Captain Peralta

I can't even joke about this one, every American scriptwriter thinks that abandoned kids grow up to be pathetic, needy, brainless idiots, but it's the scriptwriter who should grow up.

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EuroTrip

I rate it "I miss comedies like this " out of ten

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The Big Short

I rate it "Human Centipede had better plot than this trash" out of ten

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Pretty Little Liars

I rate it "I'm glad I'm gay, cause when I found out that Sasha Pieterse was 14 at the time, the only thing I could think about was" jailbait"" out of ten

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Gossip Girl: 1x11 You Can't Take It With Jules

I don't know whether they write a script first and then find an actor or vice versa, but they fucked up either way.

Heidi is described as this really hot chick that is desired by everyone, but she looks like an ugly middle aged man in a wig

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