aniforprez

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The Green Knight
Don't Look Up

Way too on the nose and too much fluff. Not nearly funny enough IMO. Plus "Trump"-esque caricatures are just not funny enough and fairly low hanging fruit even if it's actually realistic at this point. Even the scientists, who we're supposed to be rooting for, are supremely unlikeable and unsympathetic. At least give me someone to root for

Honestly, feels like the writing let down the entire movie cause there's not much else to this

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The Interview

This is a really dumb movie. Funny as hell. Enjoyable for when you really don't want to think

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Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

A pretty entertaining and funny mystery. The ending was a little weak but the movie was mostly great. Great performances all around

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Spider-Man: No Way Home

There are tons of scenes that are entertaining as hell; all funny, heart warming and action packed

Unfortunately, the movie just does not flow well. The whole multi-verse thing makes everything so incredibly messy and muddled. People do things with extremely weak motivations just because the plot demands it. Sure there's a lot of great callbacks to the history of the series but it's really not executed with the finesse that it really deserves. The pacing is completely off in large portions and I cannot help but feel like the movie was created around a solid concept but all the ancillary construction was just cobbled together

It's fine. It tries harder and flies higher than most other Marvel things but unfortunately fell flat for me. But it's fine

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Civil War
The Batman
5

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BlockedParent2022-04-25T11:27:59Z— updated 2022-04-26T21:17:39Z

An incredibly messy and janky script that doesn't know what it wants to be. It's stuck between trying to be a neo-noir detective story and a superhero movie with a supervillain and fails spectacularly at being either and both. So many scenes that are supposed to be tense that have zero stakes set up including the finale, which comes out of nowhere, dramatically raises the stakes with no setup at all and is executed awfully. And so. many. plot. holes.

This isn't a bad movie but it had no right being as long as it did. A tight 2 hour script that ended at a certain point would have made for a perfectly fine detective crime movie with a little bit of the Batman sprinkled in. As it is, it's a really meh film that ruins its own good parts with an equal amount of bad

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The Tragedy of Macbeth

I'd recommend watching this with subtitles

The story is of course not an original though it's been slightly changed here with some additional characters, some plots removed and some added. Still, not much to talk about the story itself since it's one for the ages and adapted a hundred times. But here it's executed beautifully, dripping with style and incredible performances by all involved, especially Frances McDormand who does a stellar job as Lady Macbeth. It's a classic tale, told well and with panache and flourish

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The Mitchells vs. the Machines
6

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BlockedParent2021-06-22T13:17:31Z— updated 2021-09-07T17:40:34Z

This is genuinely funny at times but during far too much of the movie all I could think of was the subreddit FellowKids. It's fine for what it is and I see some young kids and teenagers having fun with this movie. And I did too to an extent. But the bland, tropey, standard family drama plot of it just didn't sustain my interest. I had a much better time with "Cloudy with a chance of meatballs" than this one. This movie is only very slightly "cynical" but I feel CWACOM was just a bit more genuine with its message than this. I think this would be fun for most people but it wasn't for me

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Army of the Dead
The Lion King

An absolutely dull and lifeless, joyless remake of a classic. There's really no reason you should be watching this. The choice to make it live action with actual animals completely ruins the emotional weight of anything because the characters barely emote at anything. Obviously the reason you anthropomorphize these animals to an extent is so you connect better with them which is completely gone in this movie

This is just another one in a glut of live-action Disney trash and has no business existing

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Murder on the Orient Express

A great mix of fun and pulpy murder mystery that harkens heavily to the days of Agatha Christie's enthralling mysteries. Unfortunately, while evocative of that type of roller coaster, it falters in its execution with a less than ideal pacing and some weird choices in editing and direction that take it a little too far in that direction which makes it seem almost farcical. If the direction was held back just a tad, it might have been one for the ages. Alas, it was a bit too self-indulgent which gave the game away

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The Matrix Resurrections

Pretty funny and entertaining first half that gives way to a boring, trite, rushed second half. It's ok. It's really not as bad as people say but it's not particularly good either. I think the worst thing about it is how poor the action is compared to the originals. At the very least, it's not a brainless cash grab. It's an extremely self aware movie, using an almost mocking tone for the first half, being quite vicious at people worshipping the original trilogy. That stuff makes for a very fun first half. I suppose if you can watch this at home with your subscription, give it a try

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Palm Springs

Fairly simple romcom with some twists. It doesn't do anything particularly original but is simply a predictable but fun romp. Pretty damn funny at times. Instead of the usual meet-cute stuff it's a bit more of two mildly shitty people finding out about each other over some time. Fun and cute

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Jacob's Ladder

Watching this in 2021, so many movies have done a similar concept better especially because the movie isn't scary now. But props have to be given for the film that got the ball rolling. A fairly well written, well constructed, sad story with a lot of great performances that deserves a watch at least once for all fans of film

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Tenet

An extremely fast-paced action packed high concept spy thriller that masks its utterly mundane and bland story with time travel shenanigans and not ever really explaining itself. But entertaining for what it is and enjoyable enough. Score was excellent but for some reason, the editing was actually AWFUL in certain parts.

I'll say the movie is actually not all that confusing though it does try to confuse you. People who watch sci-fi and read other time travel stuff will see the twists coming a mile away. The rest of the plot is relatively easy to follow if you just accept the premise

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Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

So many action set pieces where I am in complete awe at even trying to think of how it was accomplished. A non-stop intense thrill ride that starts at 60 and only stops at the very end.

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The Boy and the Heron

Another work of visual and aural art par excellence by the famed Studio Ghibli. Do not come in expecting linear, standard plot or narrative because the movie does not bother with it. It is entirely based on vibes and is mostly an allegorical tale of overcoming grief and sparing the next generation the sins of the past and leaving them to build themselves a better future. A lot of the themes beyond the personal struggles of a young, lost boy are fairly explicitly anti-war and anti-nationalism with the writer pushing for the new generation to imagine a world beyond what the ancestors of yore struggled created.

The pacing could have used some tightening since almost all of the first half is very slow setup that soaks in WW2 era countryside Japan which is only tolerable because of the beautiful, signature Ghibli aesthetic. The second half picks up and never really stops until the very end and this could have been two thirds of the movie with a shorter runtime. I can't say I was ever really bored but I did find myself wondering when the movie would move to the next major plot point for a significant chunk.

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Dune: Part Two

I'll be completely honest: I am a little disappointed

To get it out of the way, in terms of presentation, this movie is impeccable. The visuals, sound, music, acting, everything is perfect. The experience of watching the movie was exhilarating on every level

All my complaints lie with the pacing and the plot. Without spoiling anything, this is the second part of a trilogy and it shows. The pacing in the first 2/3rds left me wondering how much would happen in the last third and my fears were not unfounded. There's a lot that is skipped over and rushed through and some plot points make no sense because there is no time to go over any of it. The movie ends clearly setting up a grand finale and while the tone is perfectly conveyed, it is still quite messy and leaves much to be desired in terms of delivering a more structured and cohesive journey for Paul.

I look forward to the next installment and will do another rewatch of the two movies but I genuinely wish I liked it more. The presentation was enough to gloss over the flaws but I like this less than the first one

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Extraction 2

While this does pretend to have a story of sorts, it knows not to take it too far and uses it for the base purposes of building the "motivations" for the next action set piece. As is now becoming tradition for this series, the obligatory single camera shot is longer, more wild and more thrilling than ever. Had a fun time for what it is, an action thriller with brutal combat and lots of bullets

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Everything Everywhere All at Once

incredibly funny, uniquely brilliant and quite poignant. As usual, with most movies like this, it's about love and family and other sappy stuff. But wrapped in a bunch of complete nonsense that's hilarious and like nothing else

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The Harder They Fall

Every cliché under the sun and style over substance all the way. An incredibly basic story told for almost an hour too long. It's not bad at all. Just bog standard and predictable and overstays its welcome. But pretty good music all the way through

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Dune
9

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BlockedParent2021-10-28T16:48:09Z— updated 2024-02-12T10:54:00Z

The thrilling, breathtaking science fiction movie of this generation. Characters were a bit stilted and the pacing was a bit off at times. Other than that, I can find nothing to criticize. Jaw dropping cinematography, excellent acting, amazing special effects and a score to wrap it all in mystique. An almost perfect movie and leaves you thirsty for the next one. This deserves to be watched in the theatres

Edit: watched it a second time in 2024 before part 2. What a movie oof. Simply superb

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The Suicide Squad

A somewhat meh third act does not ruin the fact that this film is genuinely funny throughout, unrepentantly gory, irreverent in so many ways and truly defines the "Suicide Squad". A well written, raucously fun romp through some excellent action, memorable anti-heroes and some of the most self aware comic book nonsense we've ever seen. I don't want to blithely bring Marvel into this but this is definitely the refresher that we need

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Event Horizon
Godzilla vs. Kong

The monster fights were fun and uninterrupted and extremely well executed. As usual most of the human stuff was horribly written but it felt like a lot of that was self-aware and disposable enough to easily ignore and some of the human plot was actually somewhat relevant to the story. A really fun movie with a ton of great monster-on-monster action and fights that look and sound spectacular

But please FFS can we stop with the Millie Bobby Brown character? Her cohort and her were incredibly annoying and their entire subplot could have been removed completely and it would take away nothing. Or maybe give her a better personality and something more sensible to do than what he got

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Godzilla: King of the Monsters

There's maybe 10 minutes of uninterrupted monster-on-monster action. There's a point in the movie where I audibly groaned when the monster fight was literally obscured by the ass end of a plane filled with boring humans acting out their terrible underwritten plot. The human element only serves to obscure and obfuscate the monster action. At no point are we ever left to just watch two monsters duking it out. I understand the need for the stories of the people involved cause it brings the story of the titans to a more relatable level but you could not have a worse, more cliched, more stupid way to do it. None of the characters were in any way contributing to the movie and the dialog was awful

I watched this only for full context before watching Godzilla vs Kong. On almost every level other than the CGI it sucks

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The Ballad of Buster Scruggs

Definitely a Coen Brothers thing. A bunch of dark comedy "shorts" with a vague sense of the supernatural all ending unexpectedly and randomly without any firm answers or conclusions. Pretty original and worth a watch if you're already a fan of the Coen brothers

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The Witch

Not so much a horror movie as an incredibly well crafted period movie about puritanical New England settlers and their struggles in the face of adversity. The whole movie is tense and this is stretched tight at all times. Don't expect conventional "horror"

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