Two and a Half Men

Season 9 2011 - 2012
TV-14

  • 2011-09-20T01:00:00Z on CBS
  • 17m
  • 8h 14m (24 episodes)
  • United States
  • English
  • Comedy
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

24 episodes

Season Premiere

2011-09-20T01:00:00Z

9x01 Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

Season Premiere

9x01 Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

  • 2011-09-20T01:00:00Z21m

Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.

2011-09-27T01:00:00Z

9x02 People Who Love Peepholes

Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.

Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

2011-10-11T01:00:00Z

9x04 Nine Magic Fingers

9x04 Nine Magic Fingers

  • 2011-10-11T01:00:00Z21m

Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.

Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

2011-10-25T01:00:00Z

9x06 The Squat and the Hover

Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.

When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.

2011-11-15T02:00:00Z

9x09 Frodo's Headshots

9x09 Frodo's Headshots

  • 2011-11-15T02:00:00Z21m

Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.

Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.

Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.

Mid Season Finale

2011-12-13T02:00:00Z

9x12 One False Move, Zimbabwe!

Mid Season Finale

9x12 One False Move, Zimbabwe!

  • 2011-12-13T02:00:00Z21m

Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.

Walden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.

2012-01-17T02:00:00Z

9x14 A Possum on Chemo

9x14 A Possum on Chemo

  • 2012-01-17T02:00:00Z20m

Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.

Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.

2012-02-14T02:00:00Z

9x16 Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.

2012-02-21T02:00:00Z

9x17 Not in My Mouth!

9x17 Not in My Mouth!

  • 2012-02-21T02:00:00Z19m

Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

2012-03-20T01:00:00Z

9x19 Palmdale, Ech

9x19 Palmdale, Ech

  • 2012-03-20T01:00:00Z21m

Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.

2012-04-10T01:00:00Z

9x20 Grandma's Pie

9x20 Grandma's Pie

  • 2012-04-10T01:00:00Z21m

Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.

2012-04-17T01:00:00Z

9x21 Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'

9x21 Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'

  • 2012-04-17T01:00:00Z21m

Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey

2012-05-01T01:00:00Z

9x22 Why We Gave Up Women

9x22 Why We Gave Up Women

  • 2012-05-01T01:00:00Z21m

Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.

Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it’s deserved.

Season Finale

2012-05-15T01:00:00Z

9x24 Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

Season Finale

9x24 Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

  • 2012-05-15T01:00:00Z21m

Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.

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