Sketches:
- Cops - Dream: Bust the queen while drinking tea.
- Crushing Hospital: Mr. Tyzik is injured and must undergo physical therapy.
- Cops - Dad: Don't love my dad.
- Daddy Drank: The story of how daddy drank.
- The Leash #1: The slave and master on the street.
- Cops - Shelley Long: Enough said.
- Knocked Out: A guy knocks himself out.
- The Leash #2: Shelly Long.
- The Last Straw: Gavin pesters his mother while she's on the phone.
- Parenting: Disillusioned parents hold a press conference.
- Dead Dad: The Kids discuss beating up their fathers.
