Sketches:
- Fact #2: Beethoven's 5th
- That's America: Bruce salutes America.
- Prisoner's Jam: A politician judge at a jam-tasting contest.
- Fact #3: Queen's ABC's
- Cuttin' It Close #1: A guy who watches for tits on TV.
- Secret Of Broadway: Girls backstage discuss the new play.
- Cuttin' It Close #2: A guy who finally sees some tits on TV.
- Hustlers - Richard Nixon: A message to Richard Nixon.
- Mispronouncer: This is why some words are spelled FOU-NET-ICK-LY
- Fact #3A: Red-headed Witches.
- Dead Fish: Guys who hold their arms in a tank of dead fish.
- Fact Girl & Queen: Credits.
