• 19
    watchers
  • 1.4k
    plays
  • 22
    collected

Onion News Network

Season 2008 2008
TV-PG

  • IFC
  • 25m
  • 50m (2 episodes)
  • United States
  • English
  • Comedy
The Onion News Network is the 24-hour cable TV news choice for billions of viewers in 811 countries. Now the hard-hitting, award-winning news you need is available anytime and anywhere you want.
Private Notes
Add
Private Notes
Add to history
Add to collection
Add to list
Add comment

98 episodes

2008x1117 Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Enter Into Talks With Mike Greenman

0%

2008x1117 Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Enter Into Talks With Mike Greenman

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1118 Chinas Andy Rooney Has Some Funny Opinions About How Great The Chinese Government Is

0%

2008x1118 Chinas Andy Rooney Has Some Funny Opinions About How Great The Chinese Government Is

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1124 In Thanksgiving Tradition, Bush Pardons Scooter Libby In Giant Turkey Costume

0%

2008x1124 In Thanksgiving Tradition, Bush Pardons Scooter Libby In Giant Turkey Costume

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1127 USDA Official Takes Courageous Stand Against Interstate Countercyclical Potato Pricing

0%

2008x1127 USDA Official Takes Courageous Stand Against Interstate Countercyclical Potato Pricing

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1201 NASA Simulator Prepares Astronauts For Rigors Of An Interview With Larry King

0%

2008x1201 NASA Simulator Prepares Astronauts For Rigors Of An Interview With Larry King

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1208 New Portable Sewing Machine Lets Sweatshop Employees Work On The Go

0%

2008x1208 New Portable Sewing Machine Lets Sweatshop Employees Work On The Go

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1209 President To Face Down Monster Attack, Own Demons In Action-Packed Schedule

0%

2008x1209 President To Face Down Monster Attack, Own Demons In Action-Packed Schedule

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1215 Aunts And Stepdads Line Up For This Year's Hottest Gift: The Electric Tea Kettle

0%

2008x1215 Aunts And Stepdads Line Up For This Year's Hottest Gift: The Electric Tea Kettle

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1217 Weather Channel Accused of Pro-Weather Bias

0%

2008x1217 Weather Channel Accused of Pro-Weather Bias

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1218 2-Year-Old Donkey Called Up To Pro Donkey Basketball League

0%

2008x1218 2-Year-Old Donkey Called Up To Pro Donkey Basketball League

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1219 Anonymous Philanthropist Donates 200 Human Kidneys To Hospital

0%

2008x1219 Anonymous Philanthropist Donates 200 Human Kidneys To Hospital

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1220 Congress Debates Merits Of New Catchphrase

0%

2008x1220 Congress Debates Merits Of New Catchphrase

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1221 Expert On Anteaters Wasted Entire Life Studying Anteaters

0%

2008x1221 Expert On Anteaters Wasted Entire Life Studying Anteaters

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1222 Host Tracy Gill Recommends New Tracy Gill Biography

0%

2008x1222 Host Tracy Gill Recommends New Tracy Gill Biography

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1223 NHL Star Called Up To Big Leagues To Play For NFL Team

0%

2008x1223 NHL Star Called Up To Big Leagues To Play For NFL Team

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1224 Study: Most Children Strongly Opposed To Children’s Healthcare

0%

2008x1224 Study: Most Children Strongly Opposed To Children’s Healthcare

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1225 Supreme Court Rules Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'

0%

2008x1225 Supreme Court Rules Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1226 Suspicious Package Industry Falls On Hard Times

0%

2008x1226 Suspicious Package Industry Falls On Hard Times

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1227 Study: Nearly 80 Percent Of Roommates Got So Drunk Last Night

0%

2008x1227 Study: Nearly 80 Percent Of Roommates Got So Drunk Last Night

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1228 Horrific 120-Car Pileup A Sad Reminder Of Princess Diana’s Death

0%

2008x1228 Horrific 120-Car Pileup A Sad Reminder Of Princess Diana’s Death

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1229 New Auto Security System Will Not Allow Car To Start If Driver Is Nick Nolte

0%

2008x1229 New Auto Security System Will Not Allow Car To Start If Driver Is Nick Nolte

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1230 Report: American Schools Trail Behind World In Aptitude Of Child Soldiers

0%

2008x1230 Report: American Schools Trail Behind World In Aptitude Of Child Soldiers

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1231 Suspicious Package Industry Falls On Hard Times

0%

2008x1231 Suspicious Package Industry Falls On Hard Times

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1232 Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters

0%

2008x1232 Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1233 Precocious Youngster Sells Cookies To Buy Attack Ad

0%

2008x1233 Precocious Youngster Sells Cookies To Buy Attack Ad

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1234 Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation With Wish For Unlimited Wishes

0%

2008x1234 Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation With Wish For Unlimited Wishes

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1235 As Obese Population Rises, More Candidates Courting The Fat Vote

0%

2008x1235 As Obese Population Rises, More Candidates Courting The Fat Vote

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1236 Breaking News: Series Of Concentric Circles Emanating From Glowing Red Dot

0%

2008x1236 Breaking News: Series Of Concentric Circles Emanating From Glowing Red Dot

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1237 Mysterious Traveler Entrances Town With Utopian Vision Of The Future

0%

2008x1237 Mysterious Traveler Entrances Town With Utopian Vision Of The Future

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1238 Live From Congress: Representative Wants To Rid Congress Of Gang Members

0%

2008x1238 Live From Congress: Representative Wants To Rid Congress Of Gang Members

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1239 Ngyuen Thi Buch Thuy: 'Just Give Me The Damn Sepak Takraw Ball'

0%

2008x1239 Ngyuen Thi Buch Thuy: 'Just Give Me The Damn Sepak Takraw Ball'

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1240 In The Know: New Iraqi Law Requires Waiting Period For Suicide Vest Purchases

0%

2008x1240 In The Know: New Iraqi Law Requires Waiting Period For Suicide Vest Purchases

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1241 Online Dating Helping Pathetic Women Get Their Hopes Crushed More Efficiently

0%

2008x1241 Online Dating Helping Pathetic Women Get Their Hopes Crushed More Efficiently

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1242 Nation Of Andorra Not In Africa, Shocked U.S. State Dept. Reports

0%

2008x1242 Nation Of Andorra Not In Africa, Shocked U.S. State Dept. Reports

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1243 Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early

0%

2008x1243 Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1244 In The Know: How Can We Make The War In Iraq More Eco-Friendly?

0%

2008x1244 In The Know: How Can We Make The War In Iraq More Eco-Friendly?

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1245 FCC Okays Nudity On TV If It’s Alyson Hannigan

0%

2008x1245 FCC Okays Nudity On TV If It’s Alyson Hannigan

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1246 Delicious Snacks Distract Congressmen From Horrors Of War

0%

2008x1246 Delicious Snacks Distract Congressmen From Horrors Of War

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1247 Army Holds Annual 'Bring Your Daughter To War' Day

0%

2008x1247 Army Holds Annual 'Bring Your Daughter To War' Day

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1248 White House Press Secretary Spins Wife’s Tragic Death As A Positive

0%

2008x1248 White House Press Secretary Spins Wife’s Tragic Death As A Positive

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1249 9/11 Conspiracy Theories 'Ridiculous,' Al Qaeda Says

0%

2008x1249 9/11 Conspiracy Theories 'Ridiculous,' Al Qaeda Says

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1250 Plight Of Missing Hikers Will Make Great Movie

0%

2008x1250 Plight Of Missing Hikers Will Make Great Movie

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1251 Hungry FDA Official Orders Massive Pot Pie Recall

0%

2008x1251 Hungry FDA Official Orders Massive Pot Pie Recall

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1252 Wildly Popular 'Iron Man' Trailer To Be Adapted Into Full-Length Film

0%

2008x1252 Wildly Popular 'Iron Man' Trailer To Be Adapted Into Full-Length Film

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1253 Astronauts Suffer Agonizing, High-Pitched Death After Helium Leak

0%

2008x1253 Astronauts Suffer Agonizing, High-Pitched Death After Helium Leak

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1254 Age-Progression Technology Indicates Missing Child A Prostitute By Now

0%

2008x1254 Age-Progression Technology Indicates Missing Child A Prostitute By Now

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1255 Historic ‘Blockbuster’ Store Offers Glimpse Of How Movies Were Rented In The Past

0%

2008x1255 Historic ‘Blockbuster’ Store Offers Glimpse Of How Movies Were Rented In The Past

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1256 In The Know: Are Politicians Failing Our Lobbyists?

0%

2008x1256 In The Know: Are Politicians Failing Our Lobbyists?

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1257 Diet Book Author Advocates New 'No Food Diet'

0%

2008x1257 Diet Book Author Advocates New 'No Food Diet'

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1258 Genetic Scientists Develop Sheep With Brain Of A Goat

0%

2008x1258 Genetic Scientists Develop Sheep With Brain Of A Goat

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1259 Reporter In Helicopter Pretty Sure Landslide Down There Somewhere

0%

2008x1259 Reporter In Helicopter Pretty Sure Landslide Down There Somewhere

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1260 'Warcraft' Sequel Lets Gamers Play A Character Playing 'Warcraft'

0%

2008x1260 'Warcraft' Sequel Lets Gamers Play A Character Playing 'Warcraft'

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1261 U.S. Finally Gets Around To Closing Last WWII Internment Camp

0%

2008x1261 U.S. Finally Gets Around To Closing Last WWII Internment Camp

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1262 High School Tony Awards Honor Nation's Biggest Drama Club Nerds

0%

2008x1262 High School Tony Awards Honor Nation's Biggest Drama Club Nerds

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1263 Entertainment Scientists Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013

0%

2008x1263 Entertainment Scientists Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1264 Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency

0%

2008x1264 Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1265 Volatile India-Pakistan Standoff Enters 11,680th Day

0%

2008x1265 Volatile India-Pakistan Standoff Enters 11,680th Day

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1266 Congress Struggles To Come Up With Cool Name For Anti-Drug Initiative

0%

2008x1266 Congress Struggles To Come Up With Cool Name For Anti-Drug Initiative

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1267 'No Values Voters' Looking To Support Most Evil Candidate

0%

2008x1267 'No Values Voters' Looking To Support Most Evil Candidate

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1268 Tiny Dog Has Been Barking Nonstop For 6 Years

0%

2008x1268 Tiny Dog Has Been Barking Nonstop For 6 Years

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1269 Domino's Scientists Test Limits Of What Humans Will Eat

0%

2008x1269 Domino's Scientists Test Limits Of What Humans Will Eat

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1270 Chef Cooks 'Dream Omelet' From Recipe That Came To Him In A Dream

0%

2008x1270 Chef Cooks 'Dream Omelet' From Recipe That Came To Him In A Dream

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1271 Pentagon's Unmanned Spokesdrone Completes First Press Conference Mission

0%

2008x1271 Pentagon's Unmanned Spokesdrone Completes First Press Conference Mission

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1272 Study Finds Young People Remain Apathetic About Office Politics

0%

2008x1272 Study Finds Young People Remain Apathetic About Office Politics

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1273 The Beijing Olympics: Are They A Trap?

0%

2008x1273 The Beijing Olympics: Are They A Trap?

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1274 'Cosmopolitan' Institute Completes Decades-Long Study On How To Please Your Man

0%

2008x1274 'Cosmopolitan' Institute Completes Decades-Long Study On How To Please Your Man

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1275 Chinese Officials: Deadly Virus Sweeping China Is Just Olympic Fever

0%

2008x1275 Chinese Officials: Deadly Virus Sweeping China Is Just Olympic Fever

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1276 Astronaut Suspects NASA Using Him To Test Space's Effects On Fat People

0%

2008x1276 Astronaut Suspects NASA Using Him To Test Space's Effects On Fat People

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1277 Latest Poll Reveals 430 New Demographics That Will Decide Election

0%

2008x1277 Latest Poll Reveals 430 New Demographics That Will Decide Election

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1278 Californians Gather To Celebrate Annual Wildfire Tradition

0%

2008x1278 Californians Gather To Celebrate Annual Wildfire Tradition

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1279 Hurricane Bound For Texas Slowed By Large Land Mass To The South

0%

2008x1279 Hurricane Bound For Texas Slowed By Large Land Mass To The South

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1280 Portrayal Of Obama As Elitist Hailed As Step Forward For African Americans

0%

2008x1280 Portrayal Of Obama As Elitist Hailed As Step Forward For African Americans

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1281 Old, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate May Steal Support From McCain

0%

2008x1281 Old, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate May Steal Support From McCain

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1282 Being A Detective Who Talks To Ghosts Not As Exciting As It Looks On TV

0%

2008x1282 Being A Detective Who Talks To Ghosts Not As Exciting As It Looks On TV

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1283 Pre-Game Coin Toss Makes Jacksonville Jaguars Realize Randomness Of Life

0%

2008x1283 Pre-Game Coin Toss Makes Jacksonville Jaguars Realize Randomness Of Life

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1284 Economists Warn Anti-Bush Merchandise Market Close To Collapse

0%

2008x1284 Economists Warn Anti-Bush Merchandise Market Close To Collapse

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1285 Disney Lab Unveils Its Latest Line Of Genetically Engineered Child Stars

0%

2008x1285 Disney Lab Unveils Its Latest Line Of Genetically Engineered Child Stars

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1286 Obama Promises To Stop America's Shitty Jobs From Going Overseas

0%

2008x1286 Obama Promises To Stop America's Shitty Jobs From Going Overseas

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1287 McCain’s Economic Plan For Nation: 'Everyone Marry A Beer Heiress'

0%

2008x1287 McCain’s Economic Plan For Nation: 'Everyone Marry A Beer Heiress'

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1288 Obama Runs Constructive Criticism Ad Against McCain

0%

2008x1288 Obama Runs Constructive Criticism Ad Against McCain

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1289 China Launches First Willing Manned Mission Into Space

0%

2008x1289 China Launches First Willing Manned Mission Into Space

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1290 Gunman Kills 15 Potential Voters In Crucial Swing State

0%

2008x1290 Gunman Kills 15 Potential Voters In Crucial Swing State

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1291 Extreme Weather Alert: Meteorologists Predict Intensely Brisk Autumn

0%

2008x1291 Extreme Weather Alert: Meteorologists Predict Intensely Brisk Autumn

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1292 12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Volunteer To Give Women Breast Exams

0%

2008x1292 12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Volunteer To Give Women Breast Exams

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1293 Was There Too Much Sex And Profanity In The HBO Presidential Debate?

0%

2008x1293 Was There Too Much Sex And Profanity In The HBO Presidential Debate?

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1294 John McCain Accidentally Left On Campaign Bus Overnight

0%

2008x1294 John McCain Accidentally Left On Campaign Bus Overnight

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1295 First Openly Gay Racehorse To Compete Sunday

0%

2008x1295 First Openly Gay Racehorse To Compete Sunday

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1296 Press Secretary's 'Zumtrel Flooby' Answer May Be Attempt To Evade Question

0%

2008x1296 Press Secretary's 'Zumtrel Flooby' Answer May Be Attempt To Evade Question

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1297 Cindy McCain Claims She’s ‘Just Like Any Other Female Human’

0%

2008x1297 Cindy McCain Claims She’s ‘Just Like Any Other Female Human’

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1298 Obama Undertakes Presidential Internship To Ease Concerns About His Lack Of Experience

0%

2008x1298 Obama Undertakes Presidential Internship To Ease Concerns About His Lack Of Experience

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1299 In The Know: Has Halloween Become Overcommercialized?

0%

2008x1299 In The Know: Has Halloween Become Overcommercialized?

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1300 Barbara Bush Runs Aground Off Coast Of Maine

0%

2008x1300 Barbara Bush Runs Aground Off Coast Of Maine

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1301 Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President

0%

2008x1301 Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1302 Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

0%

2008x1302 Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1303 YouTube Contest Challenges Users To Make A 'Good' Video

0%

2008x1303 YouTube Contest Challenges Users To Make A 'Good' Video

  • no air date — 25m

2008x1304 In The Know: Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?

0%

2008x1304 In The Know: Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?

  • no air date — 25m

2008-04-01T02:00:00Z

2008x1305 Reporters Blow Up Plane, Expose Security Lapses

0%

2008x1305 Reporters Blow Up Plane, Expose Security Lapses

  • 2008-04-01T02:00:00Z — 25m

271 are dead after an Onion News Network Special Investigative Report on airport security.

2008-04-03T02:00:00Z

2008x1306 Christian Charity Helps To Feed Non-Gay Hungry

0%

2008x1306 Christian Charity Helps To Feed Non-Gay Hungry

  • 2008-04-03T02:00:00Z — 25m

A Colorado-based Christian charity is providing aid for any and all heterosexual Africans in need.

Loading...