Abed: "And she knows my Netflix password, Jeff's Netflix password." Jeff: "Damn it. I'm changing that." Abed: "I changed it." Jeff: "To what?" Abed: "Nice try."
Hold up, Abed, that's theft
Dean: "Payday is postponed until next week. So this..." [Rap music playing.] Dean: "Is my freestyle rap apology."
[Dean's sobbing.] **Dean: "I don't know what that was, I don't. I don't know what that was." [Dean hyperventilating before leaving.]
Omg, Jim Rash is amazing
Annie: "Anthony said he could fix our cabinets." Abed: "Rachel used to mop floors at Kmart. She mops good." Rachel: "Is this a real conversation or are we being bugged by the feds?"
Chang: "Hey. Look, if something sketchy is happening, I don't care. So I'm just gonna back out of the room now and..." Shirley: "He can't leave." [Jeff running after Chang. Chang running away, screaming.] Chang: "No! No!"
RIP Chang
Chang: "I love textbooks. That's why I stole these." Britta: "All right, knock it off." Chang: "What?" Buzz: "You gotta make it sound believable or you're not getting outta here." Chang: "I'm trying!" Buzz: "Try harder!"
Jeff: "I can't do this anymore." Shirley: "What?" Jeff: "I'm out. It's gone too far, it's too... Evil. Look, you guys can split the money. I'm just gonna leave quietly. Goodbye." [Jeff walking away. Shirley nodding at Buzz. Buzz ropes Jeff.] Jeff: "Ow! Oh! What the hell?!"
Omg, Shirley's evil
Annie and Abed have lost it
[Rachel looking at Anthony. Anthony looking back with concern.]
Rachel: "Abed, I don't like this side of you, and I do not like that side of VCR technology. I am glad that it's a dead medium. That was very uncomfortable." [Rachel leaves.]
;-;
Annie: "You're packing?" Anthony: "Yeah." Annie: "You're leaving?" Anthony: "Yeah." Annie: "Because of last night?" Anthony: "Yeah."
Review by Clobby ClobstersBlockedParentSpoilers2021-12-20T03:41:45Z