Abed: "Do you want the top bunk or the bottom bunk?"
Jeff: "Top."
Abed: "Me too. Race you for it. Boom. I win."
Savage
SCORE: 7/10
This episode contains two of my favorite lines in the show:
Pierce: Ya know, before AIDS, sex was like shaking hands.
Abed: Hence AIDS.
And a bit later during Britta's excellent motivational speech to Jeff:
"Maybe if you put stain remover on a turd, you don't get a diamond. You just get a turd with less direction in life."
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Saying goodbye to Britta
Was the hardest thing to do
But when someone's a bitch and a liar
There ain't nothing left to woo
[Chorus]
I'm gettin' rid of Britta (she's gotta go)
I'm gettin' rid of the B
(She's a no good B)
I'm gettin' rid of Britta
I'm gettin' rid of the B
(She's a GDB)