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1x08 Home Economics

This episode contains two of my favorite lines in the show:

Pierce: Ya know, before AIDS, sex was like shaking hands.

Abed: Hence AIDS.

And a bit later during Britta's excellent motivational speech to Jeff:

"Maybe if you put stain remover on a turd, you don't get a diamond. You just get a turd with less direction in life."

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