It’s genuinely a terrible movie but its an enjoyable experience because you are laughing at how bad the writing is and the delivery is and in general how the cgi looks, or at least my friends & I were laughing throughout.
I’ve never seen 50 shades of grey so I don’t know if Dakota can do any better than this but jesus christ it genuinely just feels like Dakota Johnson was playing Dakota Johnson.
Adam Scott as Ben (PARKER! as they name dropped with 3 minutes left of the movie) was definitely the best one there and you could tell he was doing his best with the script given to him, I’m slightly biased because of his performances in both Parks and Recreation (my favorite sitcom since I was 10) and Severance (Phenomenal) but he was definitely the easiest to watch.
Emma Roberts showing up in this movie halfway through was a shock and she gave the performance she usually does (not great). And then all of a sudden she gives birth to Peter Parker ? Don’t exactly understand why the tie in happened but to be fair I don’t understand why most of this happened.
overall a terribly bad movie. I want to give it a 2-3 because of how hard I laughed but I do have to give it a 1. Though I almost want a sequel to this because of how bad it was, but Dakota will never try this again.
Review by mormorBlockedParent2024-04-03T13:02:45Z
It’s genuinely a terrible movie but its an enjoyable experience because you are laughing at how bad the writing is and the delivery is and in general how the cgi looks, or at least my friends & I were laughing throughout.
I’ve never seen 50 shades of grey so I don’t know if Dakota can do any better than this but jesus christ it genuinely just feels like Dakota Johnson was playing Dakota Johnson.
Adam Scott as Ben (PARKER! as they name dropped with 3 minutes left of the movie) was definitely the best one there and you could tell he was doing his best with the script given to him, I’m slightly biased because of his performances in both Parks and Recreation (my favorite sitcom since I was 10) and Severance (Phenomenal) but he was definitely the easiest to watch.
Emma Roberts showing up in this movie halfway through was a shock and she gave the performance she usually does (not great). And then all of a sudden she gives birth to Peter Parker ? Don’t exactly understand why the tie in happened but to be fair I don’t understand why most of this happened.
overall a terribly bad movie. I want to give it a 2-3 because of how hard I laughed but I do have to give it a 1. Though I almost want a sequel to this because of how bad it was, but Dakota will never try this again.