WebSorve

2 followers

Lisboa, Portugal
44

Captain Tsubasa: 1x02 A Career begins
Captain Tsubasa: 1x01 The new Soccer Star
The Exorcist: Believer

This was bad. I can't really tell you which is worse: the story, the dialogue, the directing or the acting. I was unable to find a single redeeming quality about this pile of dung. If I could say anything to David Gordon Green after this, it would be: "Please, stop."

loading replies
Wheeler Dealers: 1x01 Porsche 924 (Part 1)
Ohm
Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

When we see past the homage to Chadwick Boseman, we realize that this was the only think strumming on our heart strings. This movie is flawed beyond measure and it is really not that good.

loading replies
4444444444
In a Corner

Katasumi (1998) is the first of two short films that were written and directed by Takashi Shimizu, which serve as prequels to his feature film debut, Ju-on : The Curse (2000). This one focuses on the final moments of two schoolgirls, Hisayo Yoshida (Ayako Omura) and Kanna Murakami (Kanna Kashima), as they fall victim to the cursed spirit of Kayako Saeki (Takako Fuji). Its premise is simple, yet extremely effective, and showcases several characteristics of classic J-Horror movies, such as the monstrous embodiment of an evil entity, the vengeful spirit of a woman, an eerie or secluded location and a complete lack of a music score. The acting is also more than adequate and the ending is quite satisfying, despite being somewhat ambiguous. And, even though it is still one of the shortest short films that I ever watched, it remains a fitting introduction or companion piece to one of be most famous Japanese horror franchises.

loading replies
All Hallows' Eve

Bundling up a couple of his short stories with a third short story and sewing it all together with the main narrative seems like a lazy way to make one's first feature film, but that is exactly what Damien Leone has done.

loading replies
Candyman

A pointless remake / reboot / homage to the original.

loading replies
The Outer Limits: 1x01 The Galaxy Being
Scream

So... a little skinny girl kills Dewey and stands tall like a 6 foot dude. And I'm supposed to suspend disbelief for how long? Pathetic! Will not be watching again any time soon.

loading replies
Riverdale: 1x01 Chapter One: The River's Edge
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

Disappointing. It's most definitely the "Iron Fist" of the MCU movies.

loading replies
Star Trek: 1x03 Where No Man Has Gone Before

This was actually the second pilot episode that Gene Roddenberry submitted to NBC, at their request, and I can completely understand why they've decided to pick it up for a full season. It's so much better than the original pilot and must have looked so advanced at the time that it probably blew everyone's mind. The narrative is quite dense and could have easily been extended to a full feature length. However, you can clearly see the changes they've implemented to both characters and tone of the show, even though the crew's uniforms, phasers and overall characterization would still be refined for future episodes. However, the fact that the antagonist turned out to be Captain Kirk's long time friend and helmsman of the Enterprise made the whole ordeal more personal and that much harder to overcome. We also get to witness one the many perils that lie beyond the edges of our galaxy and just how unprepared the Enterprise is to face them. This is, without a doubt, one of the strongest entries in the series.

loading replies
Devil Seed

Filled with horror movie tropes and cliches, it is poorly written, poorly directed and has literally no talent. The director dedicated this to Crystal Kramer. I don't really know who she is or was, but I am pretty sure that she deserved better.

loading replies
Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex: Special 1 Tachikomatic Days EP01

Considerations between data transfer and the verbal or written forms of communication and how obselete these would be in a cibernetic world, all of this with a comedic twist...

loading replies
Battlestar Galactica: 1x01 Saga of a Star World
One Missed Call
One Missed Call
Alfred Hitchcock Presents: 1x01 Revenge
House: 1x02 Paternity
House: 1x01 Pilot
Haunted: 1x01 The Woman in White
Star Trek: Enterprise

This marks the beginning of another Star Trek TV series and one that is not lacking in any of its trademark elements, such as the geeky humour, strange looking characters and the bravado of the ship's Captain. However, being a prequel, it does manage to feel more current and less idyllic. As for the crew of the Enterprise, it is still diverse and likeable, while each character seems to have been imbued with an individual sense of purpose.

loading replies
Bleach: 1x01 The Day I Became a Shinigami
The X-Files: 1x03 Squeeze
The X-Files: 1x02 Deep Throat
The X-Files: 1x01 Pilot
Housewife
Loading...