Guys! Guys! How do we top a one-shot long hallway scene?
No, wait, listen. I know! How about...no, no, hear me out...how about? 10 flights of stairs!
No, make it 20!
Ugh, young Bruce Wayne is a bloody moron.
I am so glad that Iris threw some shade at that stunt by Oliver and Felicity.
Ok, seriously, Rip should have just pointed his gun at Carter's head and said, "Kendra, Carter will come back if I shoot him in the head right now, maybe, but Savage won't if you bash his head in. So either kill Savage, or I kill Carter."
and all I could think is...
Why the hell isn't he using a wide push broom?
She's an awful therapist.
Ouch. I've watched some hot garbage before, and I'll likely watch another episode at least. But this has some issues. For one, Inhuman society is horrible. Monarchy, castes, those that don't get terragenesis manifestations are enslaved.
And what was up with awkward beach party. I'm glad they shaved off that hair, that was just awful. And Blackbolt is as compelling a character as warm, spoiled milk. I'm struggling to find anything redeeming in this rn.
Clarke, girl, what are you doing?!?! Did you see that dress she wore? No one wears that to just "get their bandages changed"! Up your perception game Clarke, you're missing all the clear signals.
This show is full of horrible people with severe daddy issues. Fitz is a putz, thinking his penis is a flagpole and anywhere he sticks it he's claimed as his for the glory of the republic.
So so good...
And double the episodes of the previous two seasons. All projections into a very possible, and often frightening, near future. One even has, imo, a happy ending. That's not something you would have gotten with only three episodes...
In Season 3, she's going undercover in the seediest government agency of them all, the DMV!!!
With one episode left, we get...was this an episode? Felt a bit more like an admission that they've never had any idea where they wanted this to go...
Doug Stamper, world's least dynamic lover. o.O
Five, when given the choice, picks the gun that's bigger than she is...
Is it really a mystery why Fed man can't keep a boyfriend?
So duplication lady...she's part of a collectivist community, pouring herself drinks and talking to herself. That may just be the most unintentionally ironic display of self-absorption ever captured on film.
Damn. Just got punched in the gut.
The chair is a mechanical device, she could have just turned around and blasted it. wtf...
This series was utterly disappointing. But, on the bright side, Iron Fist is no longer the worst Marvel television series.
An entire episode without Bruce Wayne or any of the others in the brat pack. Did anyone notice?
For f-k sake, maybe the people of Atilan could learn to interpret sign language....or at least Blackbolts closest advisers.
At this point, I'm rooting for the Abbies. All these people are horrible.
Why did you put her in a cage with witchy witch supplies? That didn't seem wise.
I appreciate that they are including a lot of little touches that convey the flavor. The Coriolis gravity effect when pouring water, the ways in which the different environments have shaped humans into almost separate species. So far, they are hewing quite closely to the source material, and I'm liking it.
I give it a full +1 on the rating just because...
Beating a guy to death with a Tonka Truck.
Calling it now, for the season finale, he discovers he's been taking placebos this whole time...
If everyone Jim gets with turns into a super villain, maybe he should like, stop.
Is it because everyone is so incredibly dumb? The painfully predictable dialog? That I'm expected to care about a family of royalists? This show is so... Disappointing.
Wish there were a way to validate someone has watched a show before rating it.
It was quite good, better than I expected. Lionel is the hero we deserve, though all the main characters demonstrated worthy development arcs. Made me a little wistful for college even.
ZOMG this show is ridiculous.
Making smoky eyes at other "undercover" agents across the party floor...
The whole "Anonymous" subplot, that one of them would use the line, "If you are innocent, you have nothing to hide."
Ok, beyond ridiculous.
