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The Acolyte

Agenda driven and boring. Disney has been slowly killing Star Wars since acquiring it, this is one of, if not the, final nail. Perhaps it will find an audience, but so far Disney has been failing pretty hard so I doubt it.

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Away
Spaceman

Mixed emotions on this movie. On one hand, Adam Sandler isn’t actually playing his singular and tired old role and he does OK with it. This is not a stellar performance, by any stretch, but it’s good for Adam Sandler.

The movie is very “out there” and the movie moves pretty slow. I’m a big sci-fi nerd and appreciate the visual effects and some of the science, but it’s obvious that he’s losing his bloody mind with that enormous spider that appears just as it’s obviously he is losing his mind.

I’m glad I watched it but doubt I’ll ever watch it again.

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Masters of the Air

While impossible to follow Band of Brothers, this is done better than The Pacific was. I like all three, but Master of the Air is very well done and much more cohesive than its Pacific cousin. I'm wondering if and when they will do this with the Navy now that we have the other three.

I really went in 50/50 but highly hopeful on this. The acting is well done, the character development is not quite as solid as BoB but pretty good and better than Pacific.

I was thinking I may at some point try to watch all three at same time, organized by date of occurrence, this would give you a massive epic miniseries covering multiple engagements in WWII.

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Criminal Record

After four episodes of this I can't watch any more. It's beyond glacially slow. Nobody is particularly likable and the plot is difficult to follow or get into. They tried to make a "dark" British cop show and ended up with this wanna-be artsy high production value series that misses the mark on everything except the actual production itself.

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The Hero

There is one primary reason to watch this: Sam Elliot. It's the only reason I really queued this up, because he's a good actor and a likable guy that generally gives the audience a good performance. And in this movie he's not even afraid to poke a little fun at himself as the many years spokesman for "Beef, it's what's for dinner".

That out of the way, this movie isn't going to knock your socks off. It's heartfelt and interesting but a bit slow to get to a good place to get you attached to the character in a meaningful way. That's not saying it's bad but you have to be patient for the reward. This isn't going to be a movie you are likely to re-watch every few years, but once a decade it'll be good to blow the dust off of it and watch a solid performance by one of the really cool actors.

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Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One

First off, you have to appreciate that Tom Cruise has been making this series for 30 years and can still pull it off! He's still doing his own stunts at 60 and can still make the #1 blockbuster film time and again. That's saying a LOT!

The plots have been getting more and more unbelievable and outlandish, but this one actually hits home a bit more than the nuclear explosion did. While it's a bit out of the realm of reality it's not terribly far from it. Look, you have to suspend disbelief on these movies to a degree if you intend to get any entertainment value out of it.

The supporting cast are really just that in this movie, supporting. While they had bigger roles in previous movies, this one they are a bit more in the background. Everyone is looking significantly older than their first appearance in the franchise but otherwise it's a solid MI movie and I really enjoyed it. Then again, I like Tom Cruise's movies except for a couple. He's not the best actor out there but he's certainly the hardest working one and I appreciate that about him.

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Old Dads

This isn't a great movie, but it's a good movie. It's basically Bill Burr standup in movie form so it's really centered on him. This is very anti-pc and really accentuates the generational difference between gen X'ers and those that came after them. It starts out how many of us feel now, that the current world is just sort of out of control and silly, then it reigns it in later to be a lesson in how to not give in to nonsense but still coexist with it. That's a good message many of us can take to heart.

It's a fun way to spend a couple hours, that's it.

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Rudderless
Criminal Record

I'm having a hard time getting into this, the first episode is glacially slow and you really don't connect with anyone. I enjoy British police dramas and this one just isn't hitting the mark for me as of yet. I'm going to try to push through the first season but am not really looking forward to episode two.

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Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire

If you want to watch yet ANOTHER "girl boss" that easily defeats guys twice her size who are equal in ability where your hero has exactly one mood: brooding - then this is for you. There is a heavy dose of wokeness in this - which makes sense since it was created for (and then totally rejected by) Disney. It was also rejected by three other major studios before Netflix picked it up and had to change a lot of the show that was made to be a Star Wars movie into something that didn't infringe on Disney's copyrights. When it gets tossed around that much and is rejected by everyone then the odds are that it's going to be "meh".

On top of all of this they make this a two-parter. Really? How is this still going on? The Hobbit in three parts was beyond ridiculous, even the latest Mission Impossible in two parts is annoying but at least MI has the followers to make it work, this piece of crap shouldn't try to be MI.

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The Curse
Napoleon

Joaquin Phoenix. That should be enough to make you run for the door immediately. He has almost no acting chops, is unlikable as both a person and as a character and frankly has no business being in show business (neither do I, by the way, he's better than I am at acting).

This tries to be so epic but turns out being so grinding, historically inaccurate, pandering and while it's sometimes has some epic scenes, it really makes you pay to see them.

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Family Switch

A body switching movie that's been told to death trying to wrap itself into the gold that is the Christmas yearly re-watch. It tries to hard to be THE Christmas movie to be legendary like National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation or Elf, but it fails. It tries to one-up other body switch movies that went the way of the dodo because they've been done to the point of nauseam, yet for some reason it's pulled out of the old dusty trunk for this movie.

Ed Helms plays the same guy he always does. He has precisely one character and it's been played to death since The Office. He joins the ranks of Owen Wilson, Will Ferrell, Adam Sandler, Ryan Reynolds (not there quite yet but almost) and so many that just play the same person every single time.

Seriously, there are some great Christmas classics you can watch instead of this and have far more fun.

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The Holdovers
Oppenheimer

This is a good story about Oppenheimer and everything surrounding his work. The acting is pretty excellent but the movie isn't particularly captivating. I was into it for the first hour of the three and then found myself distracted by nearly anything else to have this on in the background.

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Beacon 23

I love good sci-fi and fantasy. This is not the worst sci-fi, but it’s not great either. That’s to say this is a neutral sci-fi that is watchable as a light single set sci-fi but it’s not The Expanse. Someone said it feels like a SyFy channel show and that’s a perfect description, it’s low budget with some good CGI peppered in.

They took a short story and stretched it into a series, which means that it gives them freedom to add a totally unnecessary and very forced lesbian romance, trite duplicitous characters with secret agendas, filler drama and big cliff hangers. All of this is fine but without a good story to back it then the series becomes just about these things rather than being interesting science fiction.

Add in the bad acting and I wouldn’t get too invested in this show, it won’t be around long.

It just feels like it’s going nowhere but down.

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Avatar: The Way of Water

Absolutely horrendous re-hash. The dead characters aren’t really dead. We now can grow avatars as full entities. The CGI is so-so and the acting non existent so to even fathom there will be four MORE of these total wastes of time is mind boggling. I regret every minute wasted watching this LONG idiotic movie that I could have spent doing something productive like counting the fibers in my carpet or something much more interesting than Avatar Way of the Water.

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The Equalizer 3

I thought this would be a kind of cheesy farewell to the Equalizer character but they really ramped up the violence, gore and action on this one. They went all John Wick on this one and it was pretty good!

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Pain Hustlers

From the company that mostly spews out garbage comes a new movie based on now TWO other very similar movies with the same theme starring the talentless Emily Blunt. It's just not good and her acting would put her far down the "D" list if not for her popular husband. She's not as bad as Salina Gomez but she's not that much better either.

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Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
Fallout

Having been a die-hard fan of the video games I have high hopes (but low expectations) that this show will be awesome! I felt Silo had a very Fallout feel to them and if this is at least as good as Silo has been then this will be a winner!

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Convicting A Murderer
Only Murders in the Building: Season 3
A Million Miles Away

I don't like Michael Pena in most things but he did a fantastic job in this movie, not his normal over-the-top comedy skit but a heartfelt and passionate performance to tell this true story. This is a great movie and worth the watch!

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How To with John Wilson
Hoffman Family Gold
Dark Winds: Season 2

I really enjoyed season 1 of this show but season 2 is bizarre and out there. With season 1 I would watch the episodes as soon as I had them, with season 2 it is the thing I watch when there's nothing else to watch.

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Ahsoka
The Lost Century: And How to Reclaim It
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