The Queen: "Picking favourites! Pish! I love all of my children equally!"
The Queen, earlier: "I don't care for Charles."
Kevin calling Holt a hot piece of ass cleared my skin and watered my crops.
Sarah Palmer: removes her face and bites a man's throat out
Me: You're doing amazing sweetie.
WHO ARE WE GONNA CALL, THE DEPARTMENT OF FALLING SWORD DEATH
I want the Fab Five knighted for shutting down that "I need a wife to take care of me" straight dude nonsense in like 0.2 seconds.
Hunt's not obnoxious enough in Grey's, he had to come dick up Station 19 too?
I bet everyone who said Donny was unsympathetic and unlikable because he wasn't acting how they thought he should feels really fuckin' stupid right now. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
"Just tuck the front of his shirt in, he'll be fine" I'M SCREAMIN
Me: Sup Black Mirror long time no see! Whatcha got for me today?
Black Mirror: Communication is paramount in a healthy and successful relationship, pornography addiction is real and can be as debilitating as any other addiction, and it's not gay if it's VR.
Me: Dope...
BI JANET BI JANET BI JANET
"Do we look like pope assassins to you? He doesn't even know where his glasses are and they're on his head!" Legendary.
They're trying harder and harder to tie in with Station 19 because it's the only reason some people watch it, I'm honestly convinced of it.
"Ten million rial? You give up your mother for cash like that." "It's about what I paid for Freddie Mercury's ashes." Ja makes this whole revival worth watching.
HAY WIRE DID NOTHING WRONG
They forgot the "medical" part of "medical drama".
I guess you could say Donna practically became a new person after Laura's death.
I was like "I can suspend my disbelief for a lot but you can't really expect me to believe a grown man would want to be called 'Goo Goo'" and then I found out he was a real person and I was like "oh".
I will always love you, Alex!
"We don't really wrap up purses." "For me... you do." GO APPA GO APPA GO
These cakes that are so much construction elements and modelling chocolate you can't tell if there's even any cake in the "cakes" annoy me so much. Ooh, you can ride it! Okay but CAN YOU EAT IT.
Nobody made a "wild wild Wes" joke and I cannot express the depth of my disappointment.
My mom made it an episode and a half before she figured out it was a parody. Yes, it took until the "take your kid to prison" scene to click.
Whenever there's ambient noise in indoor scenes it's the sound of mourning doves and since I noticed I can't stop hearing it. It's like everyone has a mourning dove somewhere in the house. Please, set him free.
A couple episodes in I realized John constantly has a facial expression like he just got caught with his hand in the cookie jar and isn't sure how he's going to talk his way out of it and after that I couldn't unsee it.
I know "Paw Patrol is copaganda!" is supposed to elicit a laugh, but like. It is. There have been studies.
I can respect the desire to bring something new to a very familiar story, but Drac's grody press-on nails are unforgivable.
Every character in this show is so unlikeable, but Dean most of all, so whenever someone would butt heads with him they came off looking better by comparison. But Theodora was pretty cool, so, points for that I guess.
They really missed out on a chance to make the show marginally better by not having Ryan Bergara read The Watcher's letters.
Pretty sure the moral of the story is that rich people be crazy, and bring their stupid problems on by being garbage rich people.
The Turners are so cute, what an adorable family.
@ SHONDA LET MY GAYS BE HAPPY
And the living wake is a success, showing that you should always go against someone's explicit wishes, assume you know what's best for them, and expect them to thank you in the end. Hmm.
