Worse than the first part. The plot is kinda the same for both movies. That said, a biiiiiit oooooff sloooooow-mooooo.
A biopic without any interest and without any goal.
Let's see (haha love this)... elements are awareness. The storm cast bolts to the characters directly, and when get success and they sit on the field, the storm stops casting. And the fire looks like burning more o less according to the moment of the movie (and spreads as if the woods was flooded with oil). She says the child to run away because she can't run but, oh surprise, after, when the fire comes, she runs!!! Wooden tower doesn't burn. Obviously killing a pregnant woman is so difficult than the very fire daren't.
Clearly the writers haven't seen a ifre in his or her f* life. I don't understand how a cast like that accepts to participate in a movie like this.
Characters aren't convincing. Dialogues are a real pain. Plot turns around the gem and Howie once and again and again... bets, basket, guest stars, with no depth, though. Amateur cinematogrophy doesn't work. Too long. Clearly overrated.
Ok then... The girl who found the way out came back to draw the rest of the map??? Even if she didn't go out, why did she paint that beatiful sun? Was she trying to cheat to the next girls??? (fu* bi**)
Dragons producing fire can burn themselves outside and not inside? What point is the bound??? Nose, lips?
Why did they kill little dragons??? How did they know about their existence? Did they go picnic to a dragon's cave every sunday? How did they guess the day that the creatures were born?
Another empty movie, bad for a drama, not comedy, short as adventure or action movie, far to an epic show, the usual these days.
Ridicolousness (and four more words).
Now... what's this movie about??
WTF? Many years I didn't watch a movie with so many plot holes and one of the biggest "deus ex machina" that I've seen in a movie in the last decade.
Why does a simulant with a old man face walks as an old man? Where the candies and ice cream go to? Do they shave?
The role of the man in charge of us army is so ridiculous...
Not a great movie but it's metal and Metal Rules!!! F*ck u bastards!!! Hail to Metal Gods!!,:sign_horns_tone1::sign_horns_tone1::sign_horns_tone1: Well... Kevin, the drummer, reminds me of the Rush guy. Good advertising for D&D, heavy dice, yeah. Rob Halford, legend.
The second unnecesary IJ's sequel. Unconvincing CGI. Superhuman hip for a 80 years old man. So many moments and scenes copied from the original trilogy are not a homage, it's lack of ideas. There are good things but why Indiana Jones? Move ahead!! New times, new characters, new movie Idols. Let the eighties rest in peace and stop distroying our old sagas. Less remakes, less copycats, less tributes and more imagination.
Indeed, this movie goes nowhere.
Ropes. Chains. Common sense. Things that I miss...
Same as present music scene, but without autotune.
A great, truly great anf huge piece of crap.
The finale is stupid. The development was amused and doesn't deserve a childish finale like that. And I'm really getting sick of watching movies where symbolic artworks or buildings are destroyed because a retarded scriptwriter thought of It as funny. It's not funny!!! And in this movie the revenge doesn't justify the destruction. Seriously, what an absurd finale...
And uncle Fred is alive. Probably burned and blame himself by his girlfriend's death. Uncle Fred is alive, that's what matters.
What a bad movie!!! It's a meme movie. Completely absurd. With scriptwriters like these, with producers wasting lots of bucks in movies like this, and getting an average score of 7 (wow!!!!), I'm sure of the mankind will become extint before aliens say "Hi".
It's not the totally unkmown villain that noone knows til now. It's not the useless storyline for David and Winona. It's not the unfinished love stories and unclosed plots. It's not the stupid, dull and predictable basketball club. It's not the excessive length and filler material of the last two episodes. No. Even it's not the MBB's horrific wig. It's Eddie's death, the Metalian Role Play Dungeon Master killed dishonorably by a Level 1 demon bats horde, what gets the score down to 5.
Nope!!!... oh, yes, I mean: Nope!!!.... ok, ok, now seriously: Nope!!!... and so on.... for 3 hours.
Totally dissapointing ending! What the...? Are they trying to be heroic defending a wicked morality? I mean, let's jail an innocent person to keep safe to a stupid assh* girl who only makes bad decisions, even commit a crime and everybody ok.... Wow!!
Unpretentious decent movie. Iver was a great mechanic and hairdresser.
Snob movie for people who thinks they know about cinema. Behind a artsy apparence and a good cast, Jane Campion tries to hide a slow, boring, meaningless and absurd movie that only gets success stealing 2 hours of your life.
Where the most of human beings read "Young Wallander", the actor playing Wallander reads "Expressionless Robotic Wallander".
It's obvious that the director must have a great friendship with the Cast to get them to take part in this rubbish.
It's gonna be difficult to give the worst movie award this year...
Good show, intense, intriguing but Kidman's brick face is simply unbearable. Grant and his mania of watching the floor while he's talking doesn't help. Sutherland is superb though. I'd had removed the final and absurd chase.
Do you wanna go to a shark infested beach??? Get your rubber ring!!! ...
A movie with a CGI dog as starring??? what the..??? I don't know what are smoking in Hollywood these days, but they should change the supplier.
The screenwriters didn' t know how make a good end and let it open to seem cool.
2 hours to take the boy out India. I bet I'd do it faster.
