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Yellowjackets

I was excited when I first heard there was a show about a female soccer team lost in the woods eating each other, then disappointed when I found out it was about cannibalism.

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Geostorm

You know it's bad when you can't switch off your brain to enjoy the mindless fun because your intelligence is being insulted at every turn.

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Léon: The Professional
Archer

My love for this show is embarrassing.

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Archer: 12x08 Mission: Difficult

This was a fitting send off for the late Jessica Walter. Well constructed around existing dialogue.

Malory got to show she is still a super spy, kick some ass, and save them all.

She left the spy game on a high note and got a much deserved happily ever after.

RIP JW

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Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Wildly disappointing on almost every level. Not a single new character is interesting, or even seems like they could be interesting, and the bad acting does not help.

I'd hoped for something on a grander scale, even if just for the pilot, but it felt especially small and confined.

If it wasn't for Coulson and the Marvel banner this would be gone within half a dozen episodes. Having said that "Under the Dome" was apparently the hit of the season and that is absolute rubbish. But like UtD, I just want to know the why. Why/How is Coulson alive? That's it. The credits rolled and that was the only thing that had my interest. I couldn't even remember the other characters names without some effort.

It's not even a case of having such high hopes or putting the idea on a pedestal, it's just a very weak showing.

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Grave of the Fireflies

I watched Grave of the Fireflies in the mid 90's and was deeply moved. I watched it again in 2004, then having a 4 year old son, and found it profoundly painful in a way I hadn't before.

A remarkable achievement.

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Ready Player One

The paradigm of material being cut from a book to fit into the run time of a movie doesn't really apply here because next to nothing from it happens in the film. It bares little resemblance to the book at all and is completely shallow for it. Conservatively I'd put it at 10% of the book translated to the screen in a recognisable form.

It should be "Inspired by" rather than "Based on" however I didn't find it that inspired at all. It's unbelievable to me that Cline himself handled the screenplay, at least in part. People that love the film will be thoroughly disappointed by the book, especially the PG-13 crowd the film brought in.

The Oasis itself was done an utter disservice by portraying it as basically just a game, it was so much more than that.

Disappointing.

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Chef

The chemistry between Favreau, Leguizamo and Emjay Anthony is amazing; just so natural.

It's the best thing Leguizamo, who I generally run hot and cold on, has done in a very long time. Perfect casting of a fantastic film.

Crank up the wonderful soundtrack, get in the kitchen and cook something!

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Prometheus
Ratatouille

Drawing from a near perfect body of work, Ratatouille is my favourite Pixar film.

Patton Oswalt, a self confessed lover of fine food, brings such credibility to Remy that I can't imagine his words passing another actors lips. With his every lament in the kitchen you can almost smell every ingredient and it never fails to make me salivate.

The great Peter O'Toole is masterful in his contempt and condescension as food critic Anton Ego, which makes the pay off all the more moving.

Director Brad Bird's (The Iron Giant, The Incredibles) vision of Paris is gorgeous and Michael Giacchino's Oscar nominated score brings it to life.

More physical with its comedy than other Pixar films, it is a testament to the skill of the animators as it is all key framed, not motion captured.

More than just an ode to kitchen artisans, Ratatouille is about seeing through convention and letting nothing stand in the way of your dreams.

Now excuse me, I must away to the kitchen, I feel a dish coming on.

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Shutter Island

I find the acclaim for this film surprising. I found it to be painfully predicable from very early on, it was practically phoned in, and it made the whole last act just drag on. I got to the point that I'd joined enough dots that I just wanted it to end and it was only Oscar winner Robert Richardson's photography that kept me engaged.

DiCaprio was great; once again Scorsese draws out the best in him. There's never a doubt it's a Scorsese film either, but he's taken weaker material and turned it into a better film.

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Dredd
Black Swan

Darren Aronofsky's Black Swan is a complex slow burn I found to be utterly engaging. Natalie Portman gives her most commited and powerful performance as Nina, the Swan Queen.

Matthew Libatique's cinematography draws you to Nina with his hand held and tight close ups and shows both the majesty of the stage and the loneliness in the quest for perfection with his wide masters.

Nina's erratic descent and final recognition reminded me of something I was once told; once you know you are mad, it's really quite liberating.

Totally ballerina!

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Hanna

Hanna is a taut action thriller directed by Joe Wright whose previous films The Soloist (Robert Downey Jr/Jamie Foxx), Pride & Predjudice and the Oscar nominated Atonement (both with Keira Knightley) are all well regarded.

Saoirse Ronan, who had worked with Wright on Atonement, gives a focused and convincing performance as Hanna, with solid turns from Eric Bana and Cate Blanchett rounding out the billing.

Shot in Morocco, Finland and Germany the cinematography is simply gorgeous. Lensed by German born Alwin H. Kuchler (Sunshine, Code 46) his eye for the natural grittiness of a locale brings depth to every frame. One location I was very pleased to see was the Trudelturm Wind Tunnel facility in Berlin which doubled as Blanchetts base. It's a wholy unique locale and also featured in 2005's underrated Aeon Flux.

The music, scored by The Chemical Brothers, coupled with amazing sound design create an aural feast on which to nom nom nom.

Hanna is highly recommended. Totally Ninja!

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The Incredibles

After the fantastic outing that was The Iron Giant, Brad Bird delivers The Incredibles. Darker at times than most Disney/Pixar fare The Incredibles, along with Ratatouille, are my favourite Pixar films.

The voice cast is pitch perfect and evokes a real family dynamic that is the soul of this film. Between the animation artists and Holly Hunter they bring to life a living, breathing Mother with a love for her family that is palpable on screen. A true achievement.

The script is one of the tightest of all the Pixar films, the photography is stunning. The water/fluid effects blew away anything that had come before it and are still a benchmark of rendering.

The scene where Frozone is asking his wife where his super suit is is truly hilarious and I still quote it now.

Incredible.

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Easy A

Watched it on a recommendation from a friend which was countered quickly by another condemning it.

I thought it was great. Great script. Great acting.

Emma Stone has something about her I can't put my finger on, but I like it.

Stanley Tucci and Patricia Clarkson as divine as the parents.

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Brooklyn Nine-Nine: 3x13 The Cruise

Straight from the X-Files school of trying to hide a pregnant tummy :)

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Scream Queens: 1x03 Chainsaw

The sounds on the white noise machine were hilarious

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Locke

On paper this should not work, yet it is entirely engaging.

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Bob's Burgers: 13x22 Amelia

What a wonderful episode. Its ones like this that show just how much heart this show really has.
A stand out episode.

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Search Party: 5x10 Revelation

What a spectacularly dumb season and a terrible way to end what started as an excellent show.

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Under the Dome: 3x01 Move On

Well it has finally become utterly unwatchable.

Don't get me wrong, it was terrible to begin with but it was a guilty pleasure(?) because I wanted to see where they were going with it after saying it was different than the book.

I couldn't stomach it after the first 5 minutes. Some of the worst exposition I have seen in a very long time. Ignoring the embarrassing poor scene in the tunnel, Barbie explaining to the squad what they are doing was an insult to the craft of screenwriting.

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Tangled

Loved this movie.

The horse is gold. The expressions on his face are priceless.
The mother really captures the nature of manipulation well.

The scene/song in the bar was brilliant.

The ending though ultimately predictable, had a prelude to it I never thought I'd see in a Disney animated family movie; a hint of crimson.

Highly recommended.

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The Amazing Spider-Man
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Sweeney Todd marks Tim Burtons sixth collaboration with Johnny Depp and the fifth with partner Helena Bonham Carter.

Visually stunning, Sweeney Todd is a musical with the darkest of sensibilities; the squeamish take heed.

Depp's haunted Todd, filled with hatred and sorrow, won him several awards including a Golden Globe.

The film features solid support from Alan Rickman, Timothy Spall and Sasha Baron Cohen.

The musical numbers are evocative and often darkly humourous.

I've watched this film many times, and will many more. From set design to warddrobe, performance to the musical numbers, Sweeney Todd hits all the right marks for me. I have the soundtrack on my iPod and replicas of Todd's cutthroat razors on display in my theatre room.

There is nothing quite like it.

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Stand by Me

Stand by Me is, and always will be, a timeless coming of age film that is never diminished by subsequent viewings.

It is a career high point for the four young leads and will forever stir sadness at the loss of River Pheonix at such a young age.

Though set long before my time, these friends are my friends. We had the club house, we went looking for adventure, we laughed together and were there for each other when things were hard. True friendship makes a lasting impression and this film stirs those memories.

Stand by Me is as poignant today as it was 25 years ago and is simply must see, or see again.

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The Princess and the Frog

Gorgeous. A well received return to Disney's traditional roots. Beautiful animation, memorable characters, catchy songs and music.

The voice work is pitch perfect. The leads are great but it's the side characters that bring that Disney magic. I always love Keith Davids distinctive voice and here he brings such delightful menace to Dr Facilier. Michael-Lee Wooley's Louis the Aligator is so spirited and Jim Cummings Ray the Firefly is heart warming. Jenifer Lewis brings Mama Odie to life and she is gold!

The Princess and the Frog is funny and it's sad. It's charged and it's touching. It's New Orleans.

Random side note: I took my son to see the exhibition Dreams Come True: The Art of Disney's Classic Fairy Tales in Melbourne, Australia in April 2011 which ended with PatF (and Tangled, also another joy to watch) and they had the character maquettes. It was quite a spin to walk among these great characters with a third dimension and see the fine attention to detail.

Totally Ninja!

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Religulous

Compelling.

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Werewolf by Night

About 15 minutes was OK, the rest was like watching paint dry.

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