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Only Yesterday
Biggie: I Got a Story to Tell

Meh. Unfortunately it's just one of those filler types of documentaries that tells you absolutely nothing new. May as well have been an hour long VH1 biography or something. Very strange since the one guy said he spent years just recording everything, then you get about 5 minutes of that tops in the whole thing. Guess it was boring or bad quality or both. Disappointing.

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Crack: Cocaine, Corruption & Conspiracy

This was good but very unsatisfying in that I could've watched 4 more of these. It goes through all of the issues but it comes off more like a greatest hits and leaves further answers up to the viewer to attain in their own time. At the very least its a reminder to those who now try to lionize Ronald Reagan of his very worst policies that started us on the racial and criminal roads we still travel on today.

Appropriate Killer Mike song: https://youtu.be/6lIqNjC1RKU

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Everybody’s Everything

I... really liked this. I did not expect to but something in the trailer grabbed me so I gave it a shot. I liked the movie, I liked Lil Peep, and holy shit I think I actually even like a few of the songs ("Witchblades" is especially good). I still can't say I understand these people, or the face tattoos, or whatever, but he was a really unique and creative dude and was actually leading the way and doing things first instead of just copying other people. This movie, semi-based upon handwritten letters he'd get from his grandfather, is really well done. It even led to me checking out his discography on spotify and liking way more songs than I expected to. I checked out the artists in the movie besides him, and, well... yeah they suck. XXXtentacion has a few good songs but the rest are pretty bad and nobody is near Peep. 21 is just an obscenely early age to die but he packed a lot of life in on his way there. Going to give this one a high score, if you actually liked him already, definitely check this out. RIP.

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Tenet
The Scent of Green Papaya
Parasite
Joker
Untitled Hulk Hogan Biopic

This movie isn't out yet, but this place holder image is absolutely hysterical so 10/10 already.

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Noroi: The Curse

This had showed up in my youtube recs a bunch but I ignored it until this past Halloween season. I like a Found Footage horror if done right. This one mostly is. When they reveal too much it can be silly but that happens extremely rarely, I think twice for a total of 3 seconds in the whole thing. Also, the character who covers ALL of his clothes in tin foil I can see really taking people out of the movie for being so cheesy and it almost did me but I was able to mostly deal with it to the point that by the end I had come around on it. The guy is just SUCH a tortured psychic that he'll do anything to stop the voices. I kind of like that. Hard to say much more without giving away key plot moments that are better off left seen by the viewer themselves, but this is definitely worth your time. I want to see his genre-follow up Occult sooner than later.

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Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

I keep rating this one lower every time I think about it. It's great to see the Borat character again, and Maria Balkova does a great job as his daughter, as seemingly everyone has said at this point. But the original charm of Borat (and all Sasha Baron Cohen characters) was their ability to slide into reality and show how people reacted when things were out of their comfort zone, or, a little too in it. Unfortunately this movie is almost majority staged and scripted and it doesn't work nearly as well. There are still some funny moments such as the cake decoration/abortion confusion. Also, the Giuliani pay off to end the movie isn't quite as shocking as its made out to be which is a bit of a let down. Overall its a major step down from the ground breaking, hysterical original, but its not a bad way to spend 90 minutes if you're nostalgic for the character.

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The Invisible Man

This was actually as good as the hype, and usually hype ruins things for me so that's saying something. I love Moss already and expected that she wouldn't pick a bad script since she never does and luckily that held true. She plays someone questioning their sanity as the world turns against them and does so exceedingly well, credit to the make up team as well as she even physically deteriorates as time passes in the movie. Though I won't spoil what or how, the script also brings a modern take on the invisibility aspect as well, which is nice. The usual fun Invisible Man semi-reveals like his breath in the cold or footprints and so on are here as well as fights where the actors roll around looking ridiculous and its all as fun as it ever was. But this time around the tone is much more serious and bleak as a possessive lover tries to take everything away from the protagonist... and then take some more. A more serious and adult tone on a somewhat silly concept with a strong lead that turned out really well.

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American Murder: The Family Next Door

As with a lot of true crime stuff, it's hard for me to rate them very highly unless they're bringing something new to the table. I've already watched a ridiculous amount of Chris Watts case coverage and this did nothing to add to it. It felt like the case in fast forward. I noticed technically it very nice, as in, a lot of the famous interrogation or body cam footage was extremely cleaned up and HD this time around. But there was no new info at all. It was also rather strange that they presented the mistress as an innocent bystander when there is much, much more to her story than that. Anyways, I think it's a good primer, if nothing else.

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Primal

The final episode was a little silly with the Incredible Hulk drink but this show is just beautiful, one of my favorite animation styles ever, especially of the environments. And yeah, like everyone says, it's probably the most metal shit in history that isn't called Iron Maiden. Which is interesting, because the show is strongest when the characters show momentary empathy for others that are also surviving the best they can. Also, I'm kind of a sissy so some of the suffering and pain in the show was hard to watch but I also think that was the point.

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Dark Water
Mad Max: Fury Road

I have mixed thoughts on Fury Road. I loved the story, the characters, the scenes completely drenched in blue or red, the chases, the action. It was a great time. But wow did I hate the costuming for basically everyone except the protagonists. From the electrified yellow hair of the main villain to the baby/man thing, to the bikers with dreads made out of cloth and on and on, I just didn't like any of it. Luckily though, everything else is excellent and overall it was a very fun watch.

Also, on a side note, watching the movie, it came off to me as a bit of a rip-off of Fist of the North Star. A quick google shows FOTN debuted in 1983 and the original Mad Max in 1979. So actually it's the other way around and now they just kind of "borrow," so to speak, from each other. Just thought that was interesting, both are very clearly inspiring one another to the point even someone with minimal knowledge of either like myself can notice it.

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End of Watch
Ninja Scroll
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

Hugely successful at the time, Borat still holds up today as a lot of the things being mocked still apply 15 years later, maybe even more so. It had a huge cultural impact, how many times have you heard someone in a generically Slavic accent say “it’s nice, I like”? Even people that have never seen the movie attempt to use that catchphrase. Borat was brilliant in that it pushed the bounds of what was acceptable, by going after things that are unacceptable. Racism, sexism, classism, anti-semitism, and more - they’re all here and all being exposed for the ridiculousness that they are.

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Akira

The one that started it all. Hadn’t seen this in decades yet still remembered the vast majority of it, including the amazing motorcycle gang face off at the beginning as a biker goes soaring down the highway holding a pipe that scrapes along the ground in menace as motorcycle tail lights leave trails as the bikes weave in and out. Akira takes the story of a wimp growing to be something more and turns it on its head. The loser sidekick gets all the power in the world, but instead of learning anything, or doing anything better, he takes out a lifetime of frustration on everyone he encounters, until the very end when, losing again, he begs for his big brother figure that he’s tossed away and tried to kill, to save him. Visually the movie is as beautiful as ever with grand set pieces and endless style. While the ending is hard to get your head around, I’m still not sure if I understood it, its easy to see why this movie took the world by storm and started an entire industry both at home and around the globe.

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The Devil You Know

First 2 episodes start strong, and are actually about the topic. The remaining 3 run out of things to talk about and follow around people at best tangentially involved in the case endlessly, with more to say about their lives then was ever said about Pazuzu, who this is supposed to be about. Lot of potential, didn't live up to it, last 3 episodes are basically pointless.

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Have a Good Trip: Adventures in Psychedelics

Adam Scott's character was funny. The rest was the typical pro-drugs type of documentary you've seen 100x before with the cliche art and typography, except with more famous people in it. Pretty boring.

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Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness

Carole Baskin!

Extremely entertaining and bingeable show featuring a full cast of complete scumbags that don't give a single shit about tigers or animals in general even if they may have back when they started. Tim Lowe comes off the worst, just a complete con and manipulator without a single shred of human decency in him. Carole Baskin almost definitely killed her first husband. Even Joe, who they make you feel sorry for at times, is totally manipulative and thinks he can do anything he wants, including that white trash haircut that died in 1985.

These people are awful. Which unfortunately tends to make for the best reality shows. This one is no exception.

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Dreamkiller

I think the cover art references to Serial and The Jinx are a bit silly. It's just a really long episode of Dateline or something. But still, I love Dateline so I enjoyed it.

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The Roommate

I have no idea why Netflix is referring this terrible movie to so many people lately but this movie is really lame. Every single thing was ultra cliched, the boyfriend is making a career of being not-James Franco, and the lead actress has one of those squeaky voices that make you want to tear your hair out. Also, way to proliferate fear of the mentally ill. "Oh, schizophrenia, that's why she's so crazy!" Ugh.

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My Dad Is a Heel Wrestler

Not a bad movie. Well, it was kind of bad. But it was charming. Tanahashi is actually a pretty good actor, not over shadowed by anyone in the movie. It's a corny story about a kid being embarrassed of his dad's job and getting over it but its a fine daytime TV movie or something. Plus, if you have a soft spot for wrestling, that helps, as does being able to pick out tons of New Japan stars that are all over the place through out. It's brought down by how completely dumb they make the kid. He's already a foot shorter than everyone else in his grade, but he seems about 50 IQ points behind them too. So its weird that they're supposedly his peers when it seems like he's a first grader among fifth graders. Anyways, the time goes by quickly and its entertaining for what it is.

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Ozark: Season 3

Probably the best season so far (I would go 3, 1, 2, I didn't really care about all the political intrigue of season 2). The main cast is stronger than ever, with Laura Linney almost taking over the show with her powerhouse performance. The last two episodes of this season are so tense and an incredible explosion of all that had built up during the season. I'm not sure I like where the show is heading with all the Langmores aligning with Darlene, but I trust the writers enough at this point to know they'll do it right. Add in the cartel's new direction with the finale and we should be in for a great season come 2021.

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The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia

10th Anniversary edition.

It's just extremely boring to me. I think I'm supposed to be amused by this group of hillbillies but there's nothing extraordinary about them. It's just a big uneducated hillbilly family. They screw and do drugs with reckless abandon, sometimes on top of each other, but I didn't find them or the movie particularly entertaining as they continue to snort pills and breed.

The Boone County Mating Call is the only amusing part of the movie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4aiWXM9FFI

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Ozark: Season 2

Still love this show. It's more clear than ever that its Breaking Bad inspired but on this show the action comes at a more consistent pace, and its also a bit less grounded in reality. Not really a complaint though, BB is going to inspire a hundred shows and this will likely be one of the best ones of that class. One complaint is the writing in this season did seem to take a bit of a dip from season 1. Also, the violence went from legit frightening to a little hokey. Also, the violence went from legit frightening to a little hokey. But still, looking forward to starting season 3.

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The Gift

I'm a huge sucker for Jason Bateman, I'll watch things purely because he's in them. That's what happened here for this Joel Edgerton written and directed thriller about bad things happening to bad people. It's hard to discuss this movie without spoilers but basically you go in expected one thing, and getting it, and slowly the movie gradually turns into something else. Bateman is outstanding in this, playing a nasty character that I've never seen from him before, and his wife, played by Robyn Callem, and antagonist Gordo, played by Edgerton, do a great job of ratcheting up the tension through-out the movie until the very end, when everything explodes. If I had one complain its that I'm not sure I like that the movie ended on SUCH an open ended note, with a lot of horrible questions going unanswered.

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