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Invader ZIM: 1x01 The Nightmare Begins
Tenchi Universe: 1x06 No Need for Resident Officers!

This is one of the gayest episodes of a show that doesn't have any explicitly gay main characters that I have ever seen. I love it.

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Porky's Duck Hunt
Alpine Climbers
Little Beau Porky
Moving Day
Porky's Poultry Plant
Mickey's Rival
I Love to Singa

Though this cartoon doesn’t feature any of the future Looney Tunes cast we know and love today, or even any old stars like Beans, it’s still a classic. Tex Avery directs, though you’d be forgiven for not realizing, since the zaniness he’s known for isn’t on display here. In fact, this is a rather simplistic cartoon, in terms of setting, plot, and even character design. But it tells a short story that is still relatable today, about a kid whose interests don’t align with his parents’. Of course, in the end his parents end up supporting him and his jazzy singing, a conclusion that was never really in doubt. There’s some fun gags along the way, like the guy on the radio responding to Mama Jolson, but overall it’s just a sweet, heartwarming cartoon. Also, the titular song is absurdly catchy. Note: there is a small fat joke during the auditioning gags.

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Thru the Mirror

This one’s a classic as far as my childhood’s concerned. Its name is a reference to the Alice in Wonderland sequel “Through the Looking-Glass”, and it quickly becomes apparent why such a reference would be made. Dream Mickey steps through his bedroom mirror into a strange mirror image of that bedroom, where furniture and cards are alive, and often willing to dance. This cartoon, generally, would actually fit in quite well with Mickey’s earlier endeavors, thanks to the light plot and surplus of dancing. But what makes this one so much better than what came before is the framing of it as a dream, making Mickey’s waking world not the odd one, as was the case in those older cartoons, but the dream world he enters, instead. It’s also just super imaginative, particularly when the cards come into play. And once Mickey enrages the King of Hearts by dancing with the Queen, things get ridiculous as an army of cards attempts to make Mickey pay. It’s a tragedy that this is Mickey’s last solo venture, and one of the last ones where he stars as the main character, but at least we’ll always have this amazing cartoon.

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The Blow Out
Orphan's Picnic
Alpine Antics

This is, undoubtedly, my favorite Jack King-directed Beans short. It’s got a simple plot with a natural end, no annoying secondary characters like Ham and Ex, and some genuinely fun gags. Like Boom Boom, it starts with some random gags before actually showing the main character, but this time it only goes on for about a minute and a half, and the gags are generally better. Beans is looking to ski in a race, but a big Pete rip-off breaks his skiis to try to discourage him. Beans finds replacements and joins the race anyway, and what follows is a fun race down a snow-covered mountain with some amusing gags and generally enjoyable antics. There’s nothing super stand-out about anything that happens, but it’s all done so competently and enjoyable that it’s hard to criticize. This is pretty much the only Jack King Beans cartoon I can truly recommend.

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Mickey's Polo Team

This is one of those celebrity showcase episodes that I generally dislike, but I actually enjoyed it more than I expected. Most of the celebrity scenes do fall flat, though, no longer meaning much of anything unless you’re a fan of old movies like I’m a fan of old cartoons. And the fat jokes with Oliver Hardy are really laid on thick, taking the cartoon down a whole star. Mickey and Goofy also pretty much just cameo in this one, and are given nothing to really do - Clarabelle, in a fun little flirting scene, is actually given more than them. But we do get some enjoyable stuff with the Big Bad Wolf, from Disney’s Three Little Pigs cartoons, and we get some really great stuff with Donald. It’s no wonder the duck rises to become Disney’s biggest star in the 40s - it’s an absolute joy to watch him. His scenes in the last third or so of the cartoon are the reason I rate this cartoon as high as I do. Overall, an interesting piece of history with some really obnoxious fat-people jokes but some really fun Donald Duck moments.

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Boom Boom

Another Jack King cartoon starring Beans, but this time Porky’s along for the ride too, in King’s first use of the character. Though the characterization of both of them falls pretty flat, overall it’s my favorite Jack King Beans cartoon so far. There’s some genuinely amusing and inventive gags, a fairly focused WWI-era war plot, and some decent animation. It takes almost three minutes for a recognizable character (Porky) to show up, but those first few minutes are fairly enjoyable anyway. There’s some light fat shaming of Porky in the middle of the cartoon, and possible ableism in the first part (I’m not totally sure what’s going on with the guy hitting himself in the face with a toy gun). It’s not a great cartoon, but it’s certainly not an awful one.

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Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island

It's Terror Time Again

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On Ice

This is a fun one. It’s one of two classic cartoons featuring Mickey, Minnie, Pluto, Goofy and Donald all together in the same cartoon (not counting a cameo at the end of a Chip and Dale cartoon). It’s also the only classic cartoon to have those five characters and Clarabelle and Horace in it (though these two just cameo at the beginning).

Despite some pacing issues (Pluto’s segment in particular drags on a bit long with no interruption), it’s a delightful cartoon that gives each main cast member some time to shine (even Minnie, a little). And it ends with Mickey getting to save the day without damseling Minnie, which is nice (it’s Donald who must be rescued). Final note: Goofy feeds chewing tobacco to fish and then they spit it into a spitoon, and it’s really… gross.

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Disney's Adventures of the Gummi Bears: 1x14 The Secret of the Juice

This is an overall fun episode with lots of action for Sunni and Calla. There’s also some obnoxious casual sexism, with Sunni being expected because of her gender to be the one to learn how to make gummiberry juice from Grammi, even though she very clearly doesn’t want to. But still, she and Calla manage to save the day after Duke Igthorn kidnaps Grammi to try to force her to make gummiberry juice for him, so the plot has a lot of good stuff despite the shaky start. Sunni says something about it being “fun to be a slavedriver” at one point, though, which wow, writers, think that through better next time.

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The Phantom Ship

An unpromising combination of Jack King, Beans the Cat, and Ham and Ex winds up leading to the most entertaining Beans-without-Porky short yet. Though, unfortunately that’s not saying a lot. This time around Beans is going on a search for treasure, and Ham and Ex sneak along for the ride. They wind up in Iceland (which is… icy), at a haunted pirate ship. There’s some mildly fun skeleton shenanigans, and an enjoyable enough final chase after some pirates get de-thawed. Nothing super exciting, but overall a more solid cartoon than I’ve come to expect from the director/character combo.

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Disney's Adventures of the Gummi Bears: 1x13 Night of the Gargoyle

Years before Disney would make a whole series about (much more attractive) gargoyles, Gummi Bears had an episode about one! This gargoyle is obnoxious and murderous, given as an anonymous gift to Calla’s dad King Gregor by Duke Igthorn. It’s just stone at first, but when night falls trouble arises. Calla and Sunni get a lot to do in this one, which is nice. A solid episode.

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Pluto's Judgement Day

This is an interesting one. The cartoon starts with Pluto chasing after a cat and disrupting Mickey in the process. After being told off, Pluto goes to sleep and has a dream where he’s put on trial by cats for his crimes against them (which apparently involve chasing two of them to their deaths and giving another mental health issues). It’s a surreal cartoon, to tell the truth. A very interesting short to watch, but not exactly the most enjoyable. There’s a racist Uncle Tom bit during the trial, which drastically lessens the appeal of the cartoon.

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Disney's Adventures of the Gummi Bears: 1x12 The Fence Sitter

A bird’s eating all the gummiberries, and each Gummi thinks they know the right way to handle the situation. Also none of them will listen to Cubbi, which means of course Cubbi is the right one. I hate it when plots revolve around half the cast refusing to listen to a friend. That said, this episode is fine.

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The Fire Alarm

Another Jack King Beans the Cat cartoon. This one’s mostly a vehicle for the characters Ham and Ex, who are just as uninteresting as they were in their debut. They spend the day with “Uncle Beans” at the fire station he apparently works at, and cause all manner of boring mischief. Beans is also, as you might guess, super boring The short ends with our ‘hero’ Beans gleefully spanking children. There’s really just… nothing to recommend about this cartoon.

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Disney's Adventures of the Gummi Bears: 1x11 A-Hunting We Will Go

You know how a lot of shows written by straight/cis people have that episode where it’s the men vs. the women? This is the Gummi Bears’ version of that. It sucks.

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Mickey's Fire Brigade

Another delightful ‘Mickey, Donald & Goofy’ cartoon. As would be assumed from the title, this time our trio are firefighters, trying to put out the flames engulfing a burning apartment building. There’s some really inventive uses of perspective and the fire they’re fighting against, and a cute “Three Little Pigs” music cue at one point. Clarabelle Cow also makes a nude appearance. A bit more action-packed and experimental than “Mickey’s Service Station”, this is a great short that’s getting us closer and closer to the perfection of 1937′s run of Mickey, Donald and Goofy cartoons.

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Disney's Adventures of the Gummi Bears: 1x10 Loopy, Go Home

Cubbi adopts a wolf cub after its mother is taken away. In the end he has to let it go live in the wild. I’ve seen this plot like five times in other shows and movies, and was over it on the second go. I can’t even pretend to care.

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Gold Diggers of '49
Disney's Adventures of the Gummi Bears: 1x09 A Gummi by Any Other Name

Sunni is growing resentful of her life at the same time that Calla is growing resentful of her own. Calla gets Cavin to show her peasant life while Sunni uses a magic hat that Zummi made her to take on Calla’s appearance and live the princess life that she’s been dreaming of. Of course they both run into aspects of these alternative lives that they dislike... and also Duke Igthorn. Calla finally finds out about the Gummis in this one, and by the end both her and Sunni have become friends! Given those two are my favorite characters in the show, I quite like this episode.

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Batman: The Animated Series: 1x15 The Last Laugh
Mickey's Garden

This is one of the Mickey Mouse cartoons I used to watch a bunch as a kid, replaying it over and over again on a VHS tape. Mickey’s trying to rid his garden of bugs, but when Pluto accidentally runs into him, spraying him in the face with bug poison, he starts hallucinating that the bugs want their revenge. There’s a lot of really imaginative (and frankly, often horrifying) uses of the bugs, whether they’re eating fruits and veggies, walking around drunk on poison (I don’t know how that works either), or trying to kill Mickey and Pluto. Just a fun, imaginative cartoon.

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