Count Vertigo

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Dahmer - Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story: 1x02 Please Don't Go

Holy shit, the ending broke my heart. What a bunch of incompetent sons of bitches. Poor kid.

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Vikings: 6x06 Death and the Serpent
Peaky Blinders: 6x05 The Road to Hell

Yeah, I kept lying to myself until now and I kept saying to myself to give it time, it will get good, but the second to last episode is exactly like the rest, no fucking excitement, 0 progress, NOTHING IS FUCKING HAPPENING.
I am sorry to say it but they dropped the ball. Hard.
The situation is almost Game of Thrones level bad.

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Shameless: 11x12 Father Frank, Full of Grace

The show hasn’t been good or even decent in years but fuck if I’m not gonna miss it.

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Peaky Blinders: 6x04 Sapphire

Damn they spammed this episode with unnecessary music. Some weird directing all around in this one.

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The Flash: 5x17 Time Bomb

Ok, the whole “we need her consent if we are going to take away a little girl’s powers, thus stopping her from becoming a murderous psycho” is making me consider dropping the show now more than ever. This one is evidence that no CW show can keep being decent for more than 3 seasons.

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Peaky Blinders: 6x06 Lock and Key

An inconclusive last episode, full of strange decisions by the writing team (looking at you Finn) and awfully bad directing.
I can't say I'm surprised, that's just the way it is I guess, it's neither the first nor the last series butchered at the end.
Fuck you Anthony Byrne.

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Shameless: 11x07 Two at a Biker Bar, One in the Lake

First episode I'd call great and that reminds me of the old Shameless in a LONG TIME!

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The Walking Dead: 11x16 Acts of God

Geez thank the Heavens it's finally ending.

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DC's Legends of Tomorrow: 6x12 Bored on Board Onboard

Lots of stuff going on in this episode but I think it definitely was the best of the season.

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Suits: 2x11 Blind-Sided

Mike needed a fucking bitch slap by the end of this episode, holy shit. What a self righteous hypocrite.

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American Horror Story: 10x09 Blue Moon

This is the most disturbing thing I've ever seen in a TV series. I feel like I'm in a really weird and scary LSD trip that I hope fucking ends soon.

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Animal Kingdom: 5x12 Loose Ends

Holy shit this new clear-headed Pope is my favorite character now. Bad fucking ass.

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The Walking Dead: 11x19 Variant

So damn boring, an hour of talking about feelings again.

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The Flash: 6x09 Crisis on Infinite Earths: Part Three (III)

Damn the writing in this thing is all over the place, as are the costumes and CGI, it's like the budget was cut instead of raised. Not even going to mention the anti-matter cannon that destroys all universes at once if Flash stops running. I mean... REALLY? IF THAT THING CAN DO THAT WHY THE FUCK ISN'T THE ANTI MONITOR DOING IT!? Also can't wrap my head around the simple fact that this can be stopped in simple manner using the Wave Rider to go back in timp and stop Nash Wells from setting the Anti Monitor free, but I'll just pretend for some reason that isn't possible. Also, why the fuck is everyone reffering the Lyla and Nash suddenly as Harbringer and Pariah? Just because they said so? WTF? Gone are the days where Oliver had to wait 4-5 seasons to be callled Green Arrow.

Lucifer cameo was the good stuff tho, even if it kinda hurts my head a little to think that Constantine didn't think getting the DEVIL in on it would be of much help.

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DC's Legends of Tomorrow: 3x09 Beebo the God of War

FUCK YEAH I WISH I WOULD'VE TAPED MY REACTION WHEN I SAW CONSTANTINE AGAIN

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Dexter: New Blood: 1x06 Too Many Tuna Sandwiches

God this reboot is doing Dexter so much justice, I have no idea if it's that good or it's just the nostalgia hitting in but it leaves the last 3 seasons in the dirt.

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Band of Brothers: 1x09 Why We Fight

Most digusting thing I have ever seen in any show. My mind cannot comprehend how there could be so much hate in the world.

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The Witcher: 1x03 Betrayer Moon

OK, why isn't Triss fucking MERIGOLD a hot-ass redhead like she's supposed to? So far this is my biggest complaint for this show.

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True Blood: 4x12 And When I Die

"I am so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name. FUCK SOOKIE!"
-Pam de Beaufort,

expressing the feelings of every single True Blood viewer EVER.

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Carnival Row: 2x07 Kindred

Not a fan of Philo’s newfound schizophrenia, also why the fuck would the ravens do something so stupid? What’s the fucking explanation?

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The Walking Dead: 11x24 Rest in Peace

Wow, thank fucking God it's over.
Anticlimactic, cringe situations, poor writing, logic holes and embarrassing CGI, but at least it's over. 5-6 seasons too late but it's over.
I was 12 when I started watching this, abandoned it around Carl's death when it got tediously boring, caught up in season 10 and was bored to tears by this shitty final season. The spin-offs are a big no-no for me personally.

To anyone who's never seen the show that will somehow make the terrible decision a few years from now to binge watch The Walking Dead from the beggining and reads this comment, I am really sorry for you and all the time you wasted, and yeah, I know, that first season was really great.

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Under the Banner of Heaven: 1x04 Church and State

I’ve had a bad opinion on religion as a whole , but man, after this show I fucking hate everything about it and its manipulation.

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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

Went into this one with expectations of epic proportions after how much I've loved Spider-Man NWH, but I didn't feel this one. The acting and CGI was top notch but it's Marvel, so that shouldn't really be mentioned as an upside. The script wasn't really good and the whole "multiverse" concept and theme felt like false advertising for me. And don't even get me started on the cameos.

Multiverse of Madness means the main universe and one extra apparently.
Nothing about mutants being brought to the MCU, Prof. X gets about 4 minutes of screen time and a stupid death.
Why the fuck did John Krasinski play Mr. Fantastic? Was Ioan Gruffudd busy or what?
Also Strange Supreme was a total fuck-up and false advertising.
So many missed opportunities... Michael B. Jordan Black Panther, Tom Cruise Iron Man, Chris Evans Human Torch, any Quicksilver, any Blade, damn.
And the post credit scene. Just a big fuck you to ticket payers.

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Dexter: New Blood: 1x10 Sins of the Father

I don't know what to feel... wow

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DC's Legends of Tomorrow: 5x03 Miss Me, Kiss Me, Love Me

This episode was actually pretty good overall compared to last weeks’ shitshow.

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Fear the Walking Dead: 3x09 Minotaur

Please kill Madison, please kill Madison, please kill Madison, please kill Madison.

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Animal Kingdom: 6x13 Fubar

What an ending to an amazing show. Did not expect any of it. I really hope some streaming service picks it up and gives it the larger audience it so deserves. I want Shawn Hatosy in EVERYTHING.
FUCK J

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Suits: 2x12 Blood in the Water

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Guys who get cheated on, and go after the guys instead of blaming their wives or girlfriends are pathetic.

MODERATION EDIT: Be respectful.

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We Own This City: 1x04 Part Four

Geez, I’m nervous to Google the real life Jenkins, I’m gonna have a stroke if he’s a free man. Most unlikeable guy ever portrayed by Jon Bernthal.

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