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What We Do in the Shadows

i think of it like this: if youre going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.

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Zoolander

did you ever think that maybe theres more to life than being really really, really ridiculously good-looking?

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The IT Crowd: 2x01 The Work Outing

this could easily be my favorite episode.

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The X-Files: 3x02 Paper Clip (3)

lots of files. lots and lots of files.

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American Horror Story

coven has been the worst of the bunch for me. im waiting to finish freak show to see if that still stands.

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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: 4x02 Kimmy Has a Weekend!

you know how al gore invented the internet? well, he also invented a rhythm for it. its a powerful rhythm. its called: the al gore rhythm.

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Making a Murderer: 1x04 Indefensible

wow. after this ep, all i can say is wow.

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Parks and Recreation: 7x12 One Last Ride

i was holding on the whole way... then ann and chris showed up, and i completely lost it. so sad this show is over; even more sad that wittels is gone.

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RIPLEY

ripley is an absolutely stunning piece of cinematography. also puzzling how some are bothered by the fact that its not in color, and using it as the sole reason to shit on it. the light, always the light.

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What We Do in the Shadows: 1x09 The Orgy

Shame bats. Bats full of shame. And you know them, because they dont fly as high.

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Dark Skies

the presence of the greys is now a fact of life, like death and taxes.

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What We Do in the Shadows

got sooo excited when i heard this was coming. hope there are cameos! :smiling_imp:

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Masters of the Universe

this movie has the power.

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Escaping Twin Flames

this is some unhinged and cruel shit, and all in the name of love. so much wrong with these two. hopefully they face the consequences for being the con that they are.

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¡Three Amigos!

would you say i have a plethora of piñatas?

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The IT Crowd: 2x02 Return of the Golden Child

you brush your teeth in the bath. (so?) thats where your balls are.

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The Big Lebowski

yeah? well, you know, thats just like uh, your opinion, man.

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Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: 10x16 November 5, 2023: Abortion Rights

hehe did any of you vote?

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The Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker

the extent of my knowledge of this guy was the schmoyoho song. had no idea everything spiraled for him after that. definitely uncomfortable watching people go on about everything they did to try to get a piece of the guy. you dont learn very much about kai, but makes you wonder if all of it wouldve still happened had he not gone viral.

im not a virus!

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Dark Side of the Ring

for someone who never really got into wrestling (aside from the occasional mexican wrestling), it is still a fascinating watch. very well done and i find myself hanging on to every word. it must be incredible for a diehard fan immersed in its history.

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Bob's Burgers: 7x16 Eggs for Days

dad? if you die in the wall, well name the restaurant after you!

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Bob's Burgers: 7x05 Larger Brother, Where Fart Thou?

when he calls her shrimp! such a sweet ending

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The X-Files: 3x24 Talitha Cumi (1)

hes so bad at crying.

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The IT Crowd: 1x05 The Haunting of Bill Crouse

the cart/hallway scene almost kills me every time!

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Conan O'Brien Must Go: 1x02 Argentina

good grief this ep had me in tears

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The X-Files: 4x13 Never Again

that time scully got a tramp stamp...

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The X-Files: 2x07 3

this ep is so cringey... and not because of the blood.

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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: 4x03 Party Monster: Scratching the Surface

she dumped me like a poop, bro.

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Bob's Burgers: 7x16 Eggs for Days

i lost the year 1996 to schnapps.

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The X-Files: 3x16 Apocrypha (2)

this is the first time ive noticed but thats fucking michael buble on that submarine. haha

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