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Vindicta
3

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BlockedParentSpoilers2023-10-22T02:10:29Z

Jeremy Piven's head in a vise is unintentionally funny.

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Totally Killer

it's hard to take the killer serious when it looks like he took a pill in Ibiza... but it's still worth a watch

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Evil Dead Rise

More of a sequel to "Smile" than Evil Dead... but still worth a watch.

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Extortion

Captain Phillips 2 ft. Danny Glover with a Caribbean accent.

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Mindcage

The best part of this movie is we get to see Martin Lawrence playing John Malkovich, playing Martin Lawrence.

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Love and Monsters

I was coerced to leaving this review because, I was caught stealing food.

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Advantages of Travelling by Train

I don't know how to describe this one without spoilering or sounding like I'm insane.

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Bill & Ted Face the Music

It was neither excellent nor bogus, but watchable.

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Project Power

Good movie with a major plot-hole: How you gunna have a main char who's power is lyricism, and a bad guy name Biggie, but they don't end up battle rapping.. smh

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Lonely Hearts

Worth watching for Jared Leto and James Gandolfini's (RIP) hairlines.

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Mope

Some of the content is definitely cringeworthy, but the acting is surprisingly good and it's paced decently.

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Becky

Home Alone meets John Wick.

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Madea's Big Happy Family

Probably my favorite of the Madea series, so many "er"s at the end of the words, Maury and Bow Wow in the cast, plus just a lot of scenes that put a smile on my face.

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Look Away

I wish I had looked away more often during the hour and a half this snoozefest was on.

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Crossing Point

A decent time-killer if you're into Jason Statham-type action flicks. Could do with less shaky cams and more hynas, but still very watchable.

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The Hole in the Ground

I wish I found a hole in the ground, so I could throw this movie in it.

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The Ballad of Buster Scruggs

The problem with vignettes is you ultimately want more of the ones you like, and less of the ones you don't.... the format works pretty well for this mashup of comedy/western/musical tho, with an ensemble cast with so many familiar faces, esp for fans of the Coens' other films.

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The Mummy

A dying religion uses Tom Cruise's empty soul as a vessel to spread its evil. Scientology or the plot to this weak remake? You decide.

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The Endless

I could've sworn I reviewed this movie yesterday.

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Louis Theroux: Louis and the Brothel

The world is filled with pimps and hos, and Louis talks about those he knows.

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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Buy the ticket, take the ride... 11/10

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Demonic

Slept on horror flick that deserves a sequel.

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Louis Theroux: Gambling in Las Vegas

As someone who has been known to throw the dice a time or 2 and lived most of my life in Vegas, I can relate all too well to some of these characters.. I don't understand how the big homie went broke... he had a system!

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Terrifier

I give it a threeifier, and await the fourthest installment in this series.

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Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief

Great docu that opened the way for other exposés into this cult organization*.

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My Scientology Movie
5

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BlockedParentSpoilers2018-10-15T07:54:40Z

Not one of his best, but the road was closed bit was gold.

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Solo: A Star Wars Story

Donald Glover shines as Lando.

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Star Wars: The Last Jedi
3

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BlockedParentSpoilers2018-10-15T06:59:29Z

They're dead, every single one of them.

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Unfriended: Dark Web

I wish I could unwatch.

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Unforgettable

This movie was very unforgettable forgettable.

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