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Project Power

Good movie with a major plot-hole: How you gunna have a main char who's power is lyricism, and a bad guy name Biggie, but they don't end up battle rapping.. smh

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Doom Patrol

Brendan Fraser starring in a super hero zero show worth watching. I know you think i'm trolling, but i'm not.

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Black Mirror: 6x03 Beyond the Sea

how good of an actor is Aaron Paul?

He can play Josh Hartnett, playing Aaron Paul.

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Becky

Home Alone meets John Wick.

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The Endless

I could've sworn I reviewed this movie yesterday.

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Unfriended: Dark Web

I wish I could unwatch.

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Leaving Neverland

With everyone getting #metoo'ed these days, it's finally time we get to see one of the true originators of the trend get some love...

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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Buy the ticket, take the ride... 11/10

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Look Away

I wish I had looked away more often during the hour and a half this snoozefest was on.

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Advantages of Travelling by Train

I don't know how to describe this one without spoilering or sounding like I'm insane.

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Bill & Ted Face the Music

It was neither excellent nor bogus, but watchable.

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The Hole in the Ground

I wish I found a hole in the ground, so I could throw this movie in it.

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Making a Murderer

Season 2 has a lot of filler, and gets boring in the middle, but still worth a watch.

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The Mummy

A dying religion uses Tom Cruise's empty soul as a vessel to spread its evil. Scientology or the plot to this weak remake? You decide.

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Dopesick Nation

So at first glance Frankie looks like Steve-O after surviving a meth lab explosion... however, the dude has a lot of heart, and he seems like a real mofo and that's rare these days with reality TV and social media "celebrities". His co-star is also a sweetheart, and waaay easier on the eyes as they say.. and no spoilerino but she's real as they come too as you find out later in the series...

The show hooks you with the ongoing storylines from one episode to another, instead of the cookie cutter format and tired cliches that Intervention has.

Easily my favorite Viceland series.

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Mindcage

The best part of this movie is we get to see Martin Lawrence playing John Malkovich, playing Martin Lawrence.

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Love and Monsters

I was coerced to leaving this review because, I was caught stealing food.

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Star Wars: The Last Jedi
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They're dead, every single one of them.

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House of Villains

Just finished ep2, and they haven't eliminated anyone yet, ugh

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Vindicta
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Jeremy Piven's head in a vise is unintentionally funny.

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Totally Killer

it's hard to take the killer serious when it looks like he took a pill in Ibiza... but it's still worth a watch

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Evil Dead Rise

More of a sequel to "Smile" than Evil Dead... but still worth a watch.

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Extortion

Captain Phillips 2 ft. Danny Glover with a Caribbean accent.

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Lonely Hearts

Worth watching for Jared Leto and James Gandolfini's (RIP) hairlines.

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Mope

Some of the content is definitely cringeworthy, but the acting is surprisingly good and it's paced decently.

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Madea's Big Happy Family

Probably my favorite of the Madea series, so many "er"s at the end of the words, Maury and Bow Wow in the cast, plus just a lot of scenes that put a smile on my face.

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Crossing Point

A decent time-killer if you're into Jason Statham-type action flicks. Could do with less shaky cams and more hynas, but still very watchable.

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The Ballad of Buster Scruggs

The problem with vignettes is you ultimately want more of the ones you like, and less of the ones you don't.... the format works pretty well for this mashup of comedy/western/musical tho, with an ensemble cast with so many familiar faces, esp for fans of the Coens' other films.

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The Jinx: The Life and Deaths of Robert Durst

The coldest whiteman of all-time.

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Louis Theroux: Louis and the Brothel

The world is filled with pimps and hos, and Louis talks about those he knows.

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