I love this show. It's so sweet, we need this renewed!
They have been losing their hand on this. Characters are now so bland.
One or two funny things. But maybe it will hit with Americans because of the sugar, I mean, the nostalgia of the products/brands.
Every single episode:
Velma/Teddi: Hey Colter, we got a new one for you. Reward is something of tens of thousands and it's in Generic City.
Colter: Oh, Generic City? It's only 122,30 miles from me and I'll be there in 58min and 29 seconds.
Parent/Spouse/Friend/Offspring: I know Grandma was a hardcore porn addicted, but it's not like her to go missing. IT'S NOT LIKE HER.
Local police: Yeah, grandma was bat shit cray cray no worth looking any further. And get out of my city. And checking John Doe is a waste of time.
Colter: Hey John Doe, where is grandma?
John Doe: I told the cops we were dating, they didn't listen. Must have been something to do with her cock fight betting. Me and granny were in love.
Cock fight Ring Leader: Yeah, bitch owed me a couple grand, so I made her cook me chicken soup until her debt was paid. You'll never find her.
(some 15 mins of Fights, lurking, gun tossing, calls to local police, Reenie, Bobby, Tedi, Velma and Scooby Doo)
Grandma: Who are you?
Colter: Hi, Grandma, your _____ hired me to find you. You're safe now. Let's go.
Grandma: They'll never let me leave.
Colter: Follow my lead as I used to do with my dad when he showed me how to survive in the woods.
Local police: Yeah, it was good working together. You shared a lot about your dad, hope you find more, since the audience hasn't had an update since the 1st episode.
Grandma (at home): Thanks for saving me.
Colter: You should thank the person who was looking for you. (that is by far my favorite lol).
Person who hired him: (slides check like all their money isn't gone and they will eat nothing but roaches for about 2 years before recovering financially) Thank you so much.
Anybody: hey let's do something.
Colter: Nah, I don't socialize and need to brood about my dad's death, while I do jack shit to solve it.
Why does he jog in short distances?
Why does he hold the gun like his hand is soft limb?
Could we not afford bobby this episode?
Such a waste of Stormare...
This one hasn't aired yet. But my guess:
Velma/Teddi: Hey Colter, we got a new one for you. Reward is something of tens of thousands and it's in Generic City.
Colter: Oh, Generic City? It's only 122,30 miles from me and I'll be there in 58min and 29 seconds.
Parent/Spouse/Friend/Offspring: I know Grandma was a hardcore porn addicted, but it's not like her to go missing. IT'S NOT LIKE HER.
Local police: Yeah, grandma was bat shit cray cray no worth looking any further. And get out of my city. And checking John Doe is a waste of time.
Colter: Hey John Doe, where is grandma?
John Doe: I told the cops we were dating, they didn't listen. Must have been something to do with her cock fight betting. Me and granny were in love.
Cock fight Ring Leader: Yeah, bitch owed me a couple grand, so I made her cook me chicken soup until her debt was paid. You'll never find her.
(some 15 mins of Fights, lurking, gun tossing, calls to local police, Reenie, Bobby, Tedi, Velma and Scooby Doo)
Grandma: Who are you?
Colter: Hi, Grandma, your _____ hired me to find you. You're safe now. Let's go.
Grandma: They'll never let me leave.
Colter: Follow my lead as I used to do with my dad when he showed me how to survive in the woods.
Local police: Yeah, it was good working together. You shared a lot about your dad, hope you find more, since the audience hasn't had an update since the 1st episode.
Grandma (at home): Thanks for saving me.
Colter: You should thank the person who was looking for you. (that is by far my favorite lol).
Person who hired him: (slides check like all their money isn't gone and they will eat nothing but roaches for about 2 years before recovering financially) Thank you so much.
Anybody: hey let's do something.
Colter: Nah, I don't socialize and need to brood about my dad's death, while I do jack shit to solve it.
Anyone please tell me if I get this one right.
SO MANY continuity errors. But let's give this a shot.
I love Elsbeth, but every episode's case is the same. Specially when the suspect tries to lure her with whatever he/she sells/does for a living.
And that, kids, is how you make vegan propaganda.
Edit: And by that I mean that I wanted to see an experiment but they clearly were biased towards methods, data, results, etc.
Do you what could have been, in a better world?
Melissa has Mrs. Claus and he was kidnapped or something by the grinch, all the gifts were torched. Then, she goes kick ass, get him back, lead an army of elves to save xmas and all of this fatman style or like that badass david harbour-santa movie.
I think all that goofie thing is over now. I wanna see her kick ass.
Too fast paced, so many good acting gone to waste.
If your grandma asks what cringe is, show her this. But then later give her cookies, because you're not a monster.
Stay the fudge away. Do not waste your time. DO NOT. Don't be tempted by the awesome protagonists. You'll lose a piece of your soul here.
This show needs a warning. I keep eating while watching it and I almost choke to death every time.
This time was Nadja saying "Why don't you write him a suicide letter? (in the most caring and loving way)"
I absolutely despise musical episodes.
Finally, something original and interesting!!!!
This show can do no wrong.
Is it boring AF since the season started or is it just me?
It's a nice, sweet movie, but come on... Can't 3 men take on a 70 year old???
Apart from Andrew Schulz, all the comedians bombed in their last shows... it's a pain to watch.
This should have been a play or a really cheesy comedy. Such a waste of brilliant actors.
There is something off with this show on some websites. This show has gone to shit, but the comments are of die hard fans. On Rotten Tomato, this show has a 33% for audience....
Well, guys... Was it beautiful? Yes it was. Was it The Last of Us? Nope.
Thou shall not diss on any episode where the great Offerman appears.
I want a sequel with Ali Larter or Mila Jovovich as Mrs. Claus.
Never knew Momoa could pull of the "Jack Sparrow" vibe. I'm sold.
Damn, this was bad. Like really bad, like bad with a vengeance. But I stuck with it because of Aimee.
Really interesting and unique!! I would love to see more of that.
I think I'm colorblind, bc that truck is green to me. But really nice movie.
Are they trying to make Rosalynd the "Red John" of this show? Cause it sucks.
