Acoucalancha
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Past Lives

"You make my world so much bigger and I'm wondering if I do the same for you?"

Equally heartwarming and heartbreaking. Simple, but elegant. Romance is usually a flop with me, not my favorite genre but this one managed to make me emotional especially in the last few minutes. The characters and the two relationships we get here are so real and relatable. Supported by three amazing performances, beautiful imagery and a calm and soothing score. Some thought-provoking themes on fate, reincarnation, soulmates and immigration. The In-Yun stuff is a concept I probably won't ever forget. Really makes you question your life. Perfect emotional ending. Kinda scary that this is coming from a first time director, better watch out for Celine Song!

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Scream VI
Dune: Part Two
Skinamarink

Story: what story? It's art!
Characters: Nope. Let's focus on the walls instead.

Not scary in the slightest the only scares were jumpscares with loud music. I didn't care what happened to the two pairs of legs. If you're going to do a movie about a child's point of view put the camera on their forehead, not on the floor. The walls and ceilings got wayyy too much screen time. Painfully boring!

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Fall

Quite the butt-clenching, nail-biting, edge of your seat experience! It looked so realistic and the landscape was beautiful. The two leads did great. It does suffer from being overlong and lost some heat in the third act.

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Barbarian

An intense, unpredictable, gory and scary mystery horror. It has great acting performances, amazing visuals and a ton of scares. The first half was so scary to me and midway through the movie we get a sudden mood change and it becomes more comedic while remaining scary. It was a huge risk to do that but that's what sold the movie for me. Everyone was laughing in the theater whenever Justin Long was on screen he was hilarious. Overall a very fun ride this needs to be watched in a crowd or with friends if you can.

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Pinocchio

Old characters are brought to life in this live-action but it feels... lifeless! Some minor changes but really nothing new added to the story. The CGI looked good in some parts but terrible in others. Benjamin Evan Ainsworth does a good job as Pinocchio's voice but the highlight for me was Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Jiminy Cricket (although his CGI model looked lazy and weird). Some of the dialogue was awful! Overall this remake really lacks heart, originality and feels unnecessary. I would definitely rewatch the original instead. Fingers crossed for del Toro's version!

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From: 2x02 The Kindness of Strangers
Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
Bullet Train

Found it boring and had a hard time getting invested in the story. It is sometimes funny especially when Brad Pitt is on screen but it gets so cheesy and goofy that it's hard to take it seriously. The characters were great Lemon and Tangerine were my favorites the girl in pink was so unbearably annoying but I guess that was the point of her character. The action sequences weren't the best especially the sword fighting. The surprise cameos were fun but pointless really and they could of cut out some of them. Also I swear this movie felt like 4h I tought it would end at least 3 times. The final villain was so underwhelming he should of kept his mask on or something.

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Violent Night
Troll

An ancient troll awakens in the Norwegian mountains and wrecks havoc and panic.

Godzilla meets Troll Hunter in this fantasy action that explores Troll folklore and actually has a good political message. Great design for the Troll and the CGI looks amazing. The dialogue is cringe at times and it's predictable. Acting was ok. Had some fun watching this, the pacing was satisfying and wild third act. Decent action flick, what's there to Troll about?

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Pearl

So different from X but yet so familiar the setting, style and nods to the first keeps reminding you this is a prequel. A strong character study on Pearl and her origin story as she absolutely spirals into madness. Mia Goth gives one of the best performances of the year and definitely the best of her career yet! I love how up close and personnal we get to know her character and how close the camera gets to her face it's like looking straight at her soul. If I had to say something negative about it is that it gets predictable. Overall an amazing prequel that keeps the X factor from the first! The final scene was sooo iconic!

I absolutely loved every second of it and can't decide if I liked it more than X, they're equals for now.

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The Sea Beast

How to Train Your Dragon meets Pirates of the Caribbean meets Luca. Beautiful animation, good story and cool monster designs I wanted to see more of them. That purple crab thing was amazing!

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The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon: 1x03 Paris Sera Toujours Paris

Um, that orchestra of zombies is easily the best thing i've seen in any Walking Dead show! Where do I buy my tickets?

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Infinity Pool

Be prepared for every bodily fluid to be layed out on the screen!

Infinity Pool introduces some interesting sci-fi elements mixed in with some horrifying thematics and a rich exploiting everything subplot (we needed another one of those). Everything is there for an interesting watch until these ideas fade into the background to become a weird-ass porno trying too hard to be stylish and layered. The second half of the movie felt like it was going absolutely nowhere and it reduced it's main character to pretty much nothing, leaving the viewer with nobody to root for except Goth's performance. Mia Goth once again shows her acting chops (among other things), she's unhinged, wild and horny. Goth and Skarsgård made a captivating duo on-screen. Unfortunately even their amazing performances couldn't save this movie - or rather they were this movie. Beautiful trippy disturbing visuals, hypnotising camerawork, psychedelic score, brutal kills and stellar acting. The movie ended and I was still waiting for the plot to show up but it never did. It absolutely went for style over substance and ruined it's great potencial.

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Oppenheimer
From: 2x05 Lullaby
Guillermo del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities: 1x03 The Autopsy

The Autopsy of Jane Doe meets The Thing. Practical effects at their best it looked amazing and realistic. Turned my stomach a few times. Great atmosphere, great story and an interesting character. Loved the outcome of the autopsy and what it turned out to be. Truly memorable! Best episode so far.

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Mr. Harrigan's Phone

How dare they market this as horror it doesn't have an ounce of it! Straight out drama with a grain of supernatural. It's well-acted and nicely filmed but ultimately a slow burn with no burn at all. It started pretty decent with the bonding of our two main characters but then it just went so flat and the ending was even worse... nothing happened. Also i'm officially fed up of Jaeden Martell's voice that voiceover was so annoying.

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Smile

Very similar to It Follows and The Ring. It builds tension quite well and gives you a well crafted jump scare once in a while. I found some parts pretty scary. The camera work in here is top notch and so is the transition between scenes. The psychological horror elements weren't anything new or impressive but still pretty enjoyable. The story got very predictable but I loved the third act it was a blast and some nice CGI/practical effects? I wanted more smiles in the movie it feels like there weren't that many but then again too much would ruin it too. One things for sure I was smiling whenever it happened on screen! Would of liked more explanation as to what the hell kind of entity that was and why it likes to smile so much... I'm willing to bet this is getting a sequel.

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Inside the Mind of a Cat

Watched it with my cat. I highly recommend if you're a cat person like me I learned a lot from this fun documentary. Cats are the best! Meow

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Guillermo del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities: 1x04 The Outside

"What the fuck Stace?? ... is it bad?"
"yeah, it's pretty bad, honey."
"Hon, this is... this is real bad."

This one goes hard on the messaging about beauty standards and trying to fit in. Lots of body horror and awkward cringe moments. Those rashes looked pretty itchy and the goo monster was cool. The thematics work great with Christmas that was a good choice. Dan Stevens' accent was hilarious I would definitely buy anything he sells. Kate Micucci's a new face for me she was great.

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Leave the World Behind
When Evil Lurks
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Absolutely shocking moments of gore with awesome practical effects. They really show everything too, doesn't shy away from killing kids and animals in the worst imaginable ways. The story in between these moments are incredibly boring to me though. Annoying dialogue, frustrating decision making and unnatural character interactions—or is it culture shock?! I doubt it cause it's awful, I hope nobody thinks like these characters. The superstitions and religious beliefs are also overly exagerated to the point of becoming comedy. Too much melodrama and exposition in the third act. A frustrating watch. It's too bad because I really enjoyed the beginning of the movie and the epic gnarly gore scenes.

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Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3
The Immaculate Room

1 movie. 88 minutes. $5 million. If you leave, you lose.

I got through it where's my money??

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Keep Breathing

Very boring! Maybe 30% survival and the other 70% of it was flashbacks of her boring life with her husband. Last episode is her sobbing and talking to people who aren't even there. Probably the lamest survival story i've seen. First 2 or 3 episodes were good though.

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Lift
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BlockedParent2024-01-12T20:20:35Z— updated 2024-01-20T06:01:18Z

Peak january Netflix movie, the year is officially lifted.

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The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar

I could listen to Benedict Cumberbatch talk all day but good thing this is a short because it was very tiresome. It was the perfect amount though and a type of storytelling I haven't seen much of (can't say i'm crazy about it). Same scrupulous sets, impeccable dialogue, symmetry in every shot, aspect ratios galore and carefully chosen color palette as the usual Anderson. It was very visual but I feel like judging the acting based on vocal performances, because holy shit was it ever vocal. Probably more words spoken than most 90 minute movies.

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