Woody Woodpecker is in the Foreign Legion, where he protect a dancing girl from a sheik that wants her for his harem.
An angry volcano god in the South Pacific demands a sacrifice, and a lovely young woman in the god's service finds the perfect candidates in the form of two American sailors: Woody Woodpecker and Buzz Buzzard.
Police are warned of an escaped criminal, "The Bat", who possesses a super strength tonic. He hides the tonic in Woody's house hoping to retrieve it the next day.
Used car salesman owner Buzz Buzzard tries to interest Woody in buying a new car, after sabotaging the one he currently owns.
Woody Woodpecker and Buzz Buzzard fight over who will take the heartthrob Winnie Woodpecker out on a date.
Woody notices an ad in the paper for a rich woman looking for a husband. Not everything is as it seems when he arrives at her house.
A wanted criminal hides inside a piano that Woody Woodpecker is tuning, and forces Woody at gunpoint to play said piano as cover so he can escape.