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The end of Hollywood week on American Idol; The Bachelor narrows down the final two; Entertainment Tonight asks the provocative question about Kevin Smith: How Fat Is He?; Live with Regis and Kelly's Regis asks a probing question of guest Michelle Williams; The Amazing Race's "brilliant" new contestants, including, "such as," Miss Teen USA 2007 contestant Caitlin Upton and Big Brother's Jordan; The Hills rip-off, Peak Season: Vancouver; MTV's Sixteen and Pregnant's Janelle explains the facts of life to her mom; The Bad Girls Club beatdown; Little Miss Perfect judges creepily discuss the contestants; Las Vegas Jailhouse freakout. Plus the Kick-Ass Clip of the Week: MTV's Tool Academy contestant, Angelo, cries when confronted about being a tool.
Joel honors the "best" in television, movies and pop culture.
American Idol creates unwarranted tension; the return of The Hills featuring Heidi's new post-surgery look; former Bachelor Jake Pavelka gets emotional when he's voted off Dancing With the Stars; Sandra Bullock files for divorce from her Nazi-mistress-loving husband, Jesse James; Larry King and his estranged wife reconcile (or do they?); "Bieber Fever" grips the world as Justin Bieber asks his fans to calm down after they trample his mother; Molly Ringwald writes a book; Today features the world's smallest pony in a new segment, "That's Some Cute Ass Sh&!"; Cyndi Lauper drops the Hasselhoff bomb on Celebrity Apprentice; RuPaul's Drag Race's bitch-slapping finale.
Plus, the Kick-Ass Clip of the Week: Passive-aggressive electric mixing on Homekeepers with Arthelene Rippy.
Dancing with the Stars judge Len Goodman breaks out his big paddle for Evan Lysacek; Cojo's sheepish return to Entertainment Tonight; Joel travels to New York and invades both Live with Regis and Kelly and the fourth hour of Today; Wendy Williams reveals way too much about her vagina; Tyra Banks' rabies-induced fit; Cyndi Lauper takes a detour while trying to make a long story short on Celebrity Apprentice; Spencer acts douchey on The Hills; Wife Swap's zombie-loving kids; WWE Smackdown!'s Chris "Masterpiece" Masters erotically dances his man boobs; Worst Case Scenario with Bear Grylls. Plus, the Kick-Ass Clip of the Week: It's Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno, where she "mates" with a bed bug and a duck.
Lindsay Lohan's Caanes-related no-show court appearance; "Bieber Fever" hits American Idol; Joey Fatone's retun on Dancing with the Stars; the new Miss USA's pole-dancing and film past comes to light; Kate Gosselin tries to choose a new mate on Extra; Chris Klein's exciting "audition" for Mama Mia!; anticipation builds for "everyone" for Sex and the City 2; "Bordeom Busters" on Today; Access Hollywood's Maria Menounos and Community's Ken Jeong drop by; football-loving husband gives "birth" on Wife Swap; Heidi tries (unsuccessfully) to approximate a facial expression on The Hills; MTV's The Dudesons in America; former astronaut Buzz Aldrin's "spacey" introduction on WWE Raw.
Plus: the Kick-Ass Clip of the Week, The Soup salutes the end of Tyra, by showing Tyra talking about Tyra.
Joel recaps 20 years of E!s programming including: E! Live from the Redcarpet, E! News.
People Who Were Famous for Nothing: (Anna Nicole Smith from The Anna Nicole Show; Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie from The Simple Life; and Kim Kardashian from Keeping Up with the Kardashians)
Reality Shows (including Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami; House of Carters; Leave It to Lamas; Dr. 90210; The Girls Next Door; Sunset Tan; Wild On!; Denise Richards: It's Compicated; Living Lohan; Pretty Wild; Gastineau Girls; Kendra; Katie + Peter: Filthy Rich Cattle Drive; Snoop Dogg's Father Hood)
Plus: the arrival of the one true Seacrest! (Ryan, that is.)
Joel recaps reality show "romances" including The Bachelor; Jersey Shore; Tool Academy and For the Love of Ray J.
Highlighting the most outlandish coverage of the year's biggest scandals, celebrity misbehavior, and greatest reality show dont's.
Joel McHale and the Soup crew tee up the most outrageous clips of TV from the Untied Kingdom and the best regrettable moments of British celebrities on American TV.
This week, Joel McHale breaks down the latest Hollywood happenings including the latest Bachelor couple to bite the dust, a Bachelorette breaks more hearts, and Dina Lohan's ice cream drama. Plus, Spike honors Sylvester Stallone, Miley Cyrus reminds us she's still an incoherent teen, and see who La Toya Jackson is turning to for closure on Michael's death. Then, the crew tunes into the strangest moments from America's Got Talent, Dance Your A*s Off, The Real L Word, Wipeout, and other hot shows
Joel plays "Fill in the Blank" with Mel Gibson and discovers that his rants are actually sort of cute and cuddly...
The Hills comes to an end and Joel reminisces about all the good murderous times he's shared with the cast of vapid twenty-somethings...
Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston announce they've found true love, and Joel announces he's found their long lost "Uncle Fid" to give a toast and spit dip on your shoe...
The Bachelorette's Kirk introduces Ali to his dad, who in turn attempts to introduce Ali to her maker...
Wifeswap presents us with a mother who has a debilitating fear of both zombies and dictionaries...
And our Clip of the Week will literally make you want to hurl your feces at the TV...
Joel recaps the pop culture moments of the week including: America's newest folk hero, Jet Blue flight attendant Steve Slater; Bachelor Pad, 19 sex-starved people sharing a bedroom and a hot tub; Jane Velez-Mitchell takes issue with Montana Fishburne's porn video; Bill O'Reilly's attack on Jennifer Aniston's message that single moms don't need a dad; Snooki's arrest for disorderly conduct; America's Got Talent features YouTube "sensations"; So You Think You Can Dance announces a winner; Jersey Shore's Ronnie gets a chick's digits but comes up short, while Vinny and Snooki get a little closer; The Real World: New Orleans's Ryan reveals himself to be a pansy after he blows chunks witnessing a housemate eating a mosquito on a bet; Big Brother's latest evictee; Wife Swap's robotic husband; inspired by the return of Dating in the Dark, comes a new reality show, "Surgery in the Dark." Plus: the Kick-Ass Clip of the Week, Las Vegas Jailhouse's inmate's jail shout-out. ("What's up, Tyrone?")
Joel tries to stop The Office's Oscar Nunez when he stops by with a Port-O-Potty full of bad intentions for Tila Tequila...
America's Got Talent judge Howie Mandel reveals his burning hatred for one Lady Gaga...
Bachelor Pad uses pie and vomit buckets to sink even lower into the land of lowest-common-denominator TV...
Dina Lohan swings by Today to play hardball with the hardball-playing Matt Lauer and in the process gets hardballed (that sentence will make sense tonight at around 10:09 PM)...
The Real World's not-gay Ryan stars in one of the most inadvertently brilliant clips in Real World history...
And Children Hospital's Rob Corrdry pops in to proclaim his homicidal love for Justin Bieber...
Joel snorts up this whole Paris Hilton/Devil's Dandruff story and tries to read the messages in Billy Bush's eyes...
Gabourey Sidibe's mother Alice Tan Ridley feels the cold, bony finger of nothingness tapping her shoulder on America's Got Talent...
Breaking Bad star and Emmy winner Aaron Paul stops by to sell Joel some pure, crystallized, mind-blowing sandwiches...
New Dancing with the Stars contestant David Hasselhoff celebrates his gig by lubricating his liver on Access Hollywood...
And Fashion Police co-host Kelly Osbourne pops in to abuse the power of her badge and harass Joel...
Joel takes The Soup to Austin, Texas to hang out with award-winning filmmaker and Machete director Robert Rodriguez! But things go South when Joel discovers what Robert's currently working on...
America's Got Talent judge Howie Mandel flirts with a contestant, as well as the idea of having to introduce himself to the neighbors whenever he moves...
The Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion special explodes in a climax of prostitution accusations and couch-jumping she-males...
Larry King hangs out with Ryan Seacrest and sings Lady Gaga's Poker Face out of his ancient face...
And America's Next Top Model premieres and makes you want to immediately wash your hands...
The Situation's time-travel dance on Dancing with the Stars; The Amazing Race's a capella studs get spooked by the Ghana locals; Tiger Woods' alleged sex tape; Harry Loves Lisa; Courtney Love's naked tweet; Oprah's money fight with J.K. Rowling; Charo's live "performance" on Wendy Williams; Dr. Oz diagnoses anal cramps; Undercover Boss has to deal with crap on the job... literally; Fredo's intense workouts on The Biggest Loser; Kim of The Real Housewives of Atlanta goes bisexual; chemical warfare on Bad Girls Club: Miami; Logo's new gay show, The A-List: New York; Nancy Grace shows her softer side on Swift Justice.
Plus: the kick-ass clip of the week: Today's shocking story of 911 "non-emergiences."
Joel looks at the dysfunction involving reality-show roommates on such shows as Jersey Shore, Bachelor Pad, Big Brother, etc.
Joel presents the worst moments of celebrity drunkenness.
Joel recaps TV's biggest smackdowns.
A look back on the year's biggest relationship meltdowns and dating show "oh no they didn't"'s: From Jake and Vienna's Bachelor blow-up to Mel Gibson's wheezy voicemails
Joel recaps the pop culture moments of the week in The Soup's 300th episode.
Joel counts down the top clips of the year including:
#40) RuPaul's Drag U "drag your baby" contest
#39) The Bachelor's Jake Pavelka invited to land his plane on contestant's "landing strip"
#38) Fox L.A.'s Tony McEwing's "artful" segue between murder and dodgeball
#37) Nerd at "BlizzCon"
#36) Man vs. Wild's Bear Grylls gives himself a "survival" enema
#35) Bachelor Pad's Wes "woos" Gia through "song"(?)
#34) The Real Housewives of Atlanta's "sugar vagina" talk
#33) The cinematic brilliance of Magadheera
#32) The Bad Girls Club's Lexi keeps her cool during a beatdown by farting
#31) America's Got Talent contestant Magique Bazaar's "stage-crashing" talent
#30) Paris Hilton's "iconic" aunt on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
#29) The Fashion Show's Calvin Tran ("Oh, here go hell come.")
#28) Passive-aggression on Homekeepers with Arthelene Rippy
#27) HardKnocks's Antonio Cromartie celebrates his family... by trying so hard to remember his many, many kids
#26) Over the Limit suspect describes to the police how "f***ed up" he is after getting stopped for drinking
#25) The Little Chocolatiers
#24) Megapiranha starring '80s pop star Tiffany
#23) Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami's "Steroid Liza"
#22) Toddlers & Tiaras littlest deer slayer
#21) French instructional video from YouTube which shows children how to make art(?)
Joel counts down the top 20 clips of the year.
