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Call Girls, The Eradicator, Ballet, Crushing Your Head Part 2, Cause of Cancer, Pear, Kathie and the Blues Guy, Crushing Your Head Part 3
Sketches: Call Girls: Two girls call each other simultaneously. The Eradicator: The masked squash player. Ballet: The cruel ballet school teacher. Head Crusher #2: The head crusher crushes businessmen's heads. Cause Of Cancer: The Kids discover the cause of cancer. Pear: Man wakes up from the pear dream. Kathie The Blues Guy: Kathie & Mississippi Gary talk about their relationship. Head Crusher #3: Head crusher continued.
Thirty Helens 1, Sketch Comedy, Thirty Helens 2, Cabbage Head, Restaurant, Tractor, Sarcastic Guy, Buddy's Better, Thirty Helens 3, Womyn
Sketches:
Gunslinger II, Gorilla, Hey Man, Citizen Kane, Contact Lenses, Hey Man 2, Salty Ham, Hey Man 3
Sketches:
Gunslinger #2: Gunfighter that runs a concession stand.
Gorilla: Slapstick sketch about guys attacked by gorilla.
Hey Man #1: Man harassed by guys on the street
Citizen Kane: Two friends have a dispute about the name of a movie.
Contact Lenses: Story of a modern hero told by guy in an alley
Hey Man #2: Family harassed by guys continued.
Salty Ham: Gordon complains about Fran's salty ham.
Hey Man #3: Funeral goers harassed by guys concluded.
Deja Vu, Asshole, The Daves I Know, Menstruation, House Rules, The Dinner, Sick of the Swiss, Country Doctor
Sketches:
Deja Vu: Guys fighting in alley, one gets deja vu
Asshole: Rude guy ruins some friends' evening out.
The Daves I Know: Bruce sings about the Daves he knows.
Menstruation: Dave talks about menstruation.
House Rules: Man fighting with wife demands to be let into the house.
The Dinner: Timmy tries to console his mother & father.
Sick Of The Swiss: The guy who is sick of the Swiss.
Country Doctor: The leisurely country doctor comes to save the farmer.
Indian Drum, Geralds, Crushing Disco 1, Good Grampa, Explore Scott, Are Extraterrestrials Dull?, Elvis, Crushing Disco 2
Sketches:
Indian Drum: Man screams about his lost indian drum
Geralds: Businessmen negotiate relationships.
Crushing Disco #1: Head crusher crushes heads outside a club.
Good Grandpa: Family at dinner talks about Grandpa's poo.
Explore Scott: Take a vacation on Scott's body.
Are Extraterrestrials Dull?: Exploration of the question ""Are Extraterrestrials Dull?""
Elvis: Bruce wonders what it would be like if Elvis were his landlord.
Crushing Disco #2: Head crusher continued.
Thirty Helens 1, Bored Robbers, Running Faggot, Thirty Helens 2, Flogging, The Trucker, Can I Keep Him?
Sketches:
Thirty Helens Agree #1: "Tattoos aren't for everyone."
Bored Robber: Apathetic burglar robs apathetic homeowner.
Running Faggot: The song of the running faggot.
Thirty Helens Agree #2: Twenty-Nine Helens Agree, "Promptness is important."
Flogging: Tense businessmen go to the gym to relax.
The Trucker: The story of a truck owner.
Can I Keep Him?: Kid brings home a stray businessman.
Hotel La Rut, Plummet, Hotel La Rut 2, First Poem, Fletcher Christian, Hotel La Rut 3, Joymakers
Sketches:
Hotel La Rut #1: They can't help thinking about Tony.
Plummet: Parachuters wonder about the odds.
Hotel La Rut #2: Hotel continued.
First Poem: Angered by world, Bobby writes first poem.
Fletcher Christian: Not the real Fletcher Christian.
Hotel La Rut #3: Hotel continued.
Joymakers: Nena from Joymakers makes a surprise party at A.T. & Love.
Ping Pong, The Vacation, Ping Pong 2, Chain Gang, The Banker Doesn't Like Us, Dinosaurs, Ping Pong 3, Tony Comes to Dinner, The Banker Doesn't Like Us 2
Sketches:
Ping Pong #1: The annoying ping pong watcher's commentary.
The Vacation: The family blowout before the trip.
Ping Pong #2: The annoying ping pong watcher.
Chain Gang: Guy from the chain gang is recognized in a restaurant.
Banker Doesn't Like Us #1: The ""Nobody Likes Us"" Guys try to get a loan.
Dinosaurs: Buddy talks about dinosaurs' bad manners
Ping Pong #3: The annoying ping pong watcher.
Tony Comes To Dinner: White girl brings home a black boyfriend to meet her parents.
Banker Doesn't Like Us #2: The ""Nobody Likes Us"" Guys continued.
A Place to Die, Secretaries, A Place to Die 2, Preacher, Weston, A Place to Die 3, Teddy Bears' Picnic
Sketches:
A Place To Die #1: Man explains how he's going to die in the house he was born.
Secretaries: Cathy & Kathie gossip about Tanya
A Place To Die#2 : Die in that house continued.
Preacher: Mark's preacher character
Weston: Weston discusses the stars.
A Place To Die #3: Die in that house continued.
Teddy Bear's Picnic: Father tries to put his kid to sleep with a story.
Hoopla McGuillicutty and Green, Wake Up!, MacIntyre Name, One Step at a Time, Nobody Likes Us, McGuillicutty and Kurosawa, Three for the Moon
Sketches:
Hoopla: Security guard complains about hoopla.
McGuillicutty & Green: Vaudeville act with bad straight man.
Wake Up!: The drunk brothers come over at 3AM.
MacIntyre's Name: The story of a farmer.
One Step At A Time: Two guys discuss taking things one step at a time..
Nobody Likes Us: ""Nobody Likes Us"" guys sing on a bus.
McGuillicutty & Kurosawa: Yet another bad straight man.
Three For The Moon Three guys sit on wall and discuss the moon.
Night of the Living Dead, Can Never Go Home, Thirty Helens Coleslaw, Under Control, Gunslinger 1, Star-Crossed Lovers, Thirty Helens Hawaii, Barbershop
Sketches:
Night Of The Living Dead: Silly parody of the movie.
Can Never Go Home: Attila and his lover have a spat.
Thirty Helens Agree #1: Coleslaw
Under Control: Fire at A.T. & Love.
Gunslinger #1: Once shot a man just to watch him die.
Star Crossed Lovers: The lovers that were like Romeo and Juliet were.
Thirty Helens Agree #2: ""Hawaii was better before.""
Barbershop: Clem tells stories in the barber shop.
Turning Over, Mood Swing, Billy Dreamer 1, Folk Music, Who's Gay in Hollywood?, Billy Dreamer 2, Skoora!
Sketches:
Turning Over: Kathie turns over.
Mood Swing: Several mood swings happen in this lovely home.
Billy Dreamer #1 : Billy Dreamer talks to his boss.
Folk Music: A discussion of folk music.
Who's Gay In Hollywood?: Weston Esterhazy and Virgil discuss who's gay in Hollywood.
Billy Dreamer #2: Billy Dreamer dreams while watching TV with friends.
Skoora: The legend of Skoora, the gentle shark.
Sign of Loneliness, Networking, Lopez 1, Fat Hitch-Hiker, Lopez 2, No Regrets, The Lamp, Lopez 3, Indian Woman, Lopez 4
Sketches:
Signs Of Loneliness: What's happening in the lonely city.
Networking: Gerald and Gerald network at a business party.
Lopez #1: Man calls out for Lopez outside of a house.
Fat Hitch-hiker: Man gives a "fat" guy a lift.
Lopez #2: Lopez continued.
No Regrets: Man criticizes donut shop customers.
The Lamp: Man who has to call the wife of a man who was killed by a lamp.
Lopez #3: Lopez continued.
Indian Woman: Boy who has decided to become an Indian woman.
Lopez #4: Credits.
Editors Intro, Editors (Film), Break Up, I Lied, Dull Death, I'm a Cat, My Routine, Schoolroom, Editors Finale
Sketches:
Editors Intro: Editors discuss what to cut.
Breakup: Song about Bobby's breakup.
Editors #2: Editors discuss what to cut continued.
I Lied: Story of a man and his father.
Dull Death: The guy with the life-after death experience.
I'm A Cat The life of a cat, with the cat jazz band.
My Routine: The everyday routine of one man.
Schoolroom: Boring teacher has affair during class.
Editors Finale : Editors discuss what to cut continued.
Death Row, White Guy, Crazy Love, Buddy's Island, Captain Alan, Mechanic, Baby
Sketches:
Death Row: Girls discuss cutest boy on death row.
Man Guy: The faux blues man from Vermont.
Crazy Love: The men who love all women.
Buddy's Island Buddy stranded on a desert Island.
Captain Alan: Drunk guy pretends to be a cop.
Mechanic: The mechanic with the beautiful blonde locks.
Baby: A baby-less couple talks to a mother in the park.
The Floater, Is He?, Thirty Helens: Pens, Manny Coon, Thirty Helens: Minds, Bass Player, Compensation, Thirty Helens: Disagree, Power of my Cock
Sketches:
The Floater: Man wonders how did this happen.
Is He?: Cathy & Kathie wonder if the new guy is gay.
Thirty Helens Agree #1: Pens.
Manny Coon: A brief speech by Manny Coon.
Thirty Helens Agree #2: Minds.
Bass Player: A tribute to a bass player
Compensation: Workmen explain how compensation works.
Thirty Helens Agree #3: Disagree.
Power Of My Cock: A man holds the house hostage from inside the bathroom.
Boo!, Dracula, The Middle, Crushing Girlfriend, Mass Murderer, B & K, Beautiful Women
Sketches:
Boo!: The author of scary books.
Dracula: Leslie has a friend over.
The Middle: A comedy sketch premise.
Crushing Girlfriend: Head Crusher's friend comes over.
Mass Murderer: A look at the life of a murderer.
B&K: A song and dance team.
Darcy Pennell: Ugly women's fashions.
Love Me, Stinky Pink, Premise Beach, Crouton, Olympics, Premise Beach 2, Shi**y Soup, She's Gone
Sketches:
Hey Baby, Island Boys, Can't Kill Rock, Tarantula, Cat's Away, Mutilated, Car Ride, OWWW
Sketches:
Hey Baby: Guys at a bar bark at women.
Island Boys: Island-native brothers discuss manhood.
Can't Kill Rock: Bobby and teacher discuss the death of rock.
Tarantula: The pick up artist.
Cat's Away: Guys party when girlfriends leave.
Mutilated: Scott complaining about some missing... skin.
Car Ride: A nice ride through the country.
Owww: Monique the pyromaniac is fired.
Fat Man, How We Met, Thirty Helens: Photos, Bank People, Double Date, Buddy is Canadian, Buddy Holly, Thirty Helens: Helens, Dr. Seuss Bible
Sketches:
Fat Man: The fat man song.
How We Met Nena and husband find out how their friends met.
Thirty Helens Agree #1 : "There's a time and a place to show photos of your kids."
Bank People: Who the hell are they.
Double Date: The guys go on a date in a restaurant.
Buddy Is Canadian: Buddy discusses Canadians.
Buddy Holly: What Buddy Holly was really like.
Thirty Helens Agree #2: "A Helen is a Helen."
The Dr. Seuss Bible: A presentation of the Bible if it was written by Dr. Seuss.
Sketches:
Death Row: Episode 115
Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark
Recurring Characters- Melanie
In short- Girls discuss cutest boy on death row.
Banker Doesn't Like Us: Episode 108
Stars- Dave, Kevin, Scott
Recurring Characters- "Nobody Likes Us" Guys
In Short- They can't get a loan because Elinor doesn't like them.
Buddy's Better: Episode 102
Stars- Scott
Recurring Characters- Buddy Cole
In short- Buddy comments on what "they say" about the races.
Crushing Your Head #2: Episode 101
Stars- Dave, Bruce, Mark, Kevin, Scott
Recurring Characters- Mr. Tiscic aka Mr. Tyzik aka the Headcrusher
In Short- The Headcrusher crushes businessmen's heads.
Citizen Kane: Episode 103
Stars- Bruce, Kevin, Scott
Recurring Characters- n/a
In Short- It was Citizen Kane...or maybe it was Psycho.
Car Ride: Episode 119
Stars- Bruce
Recurring Characters- n/a
In short- The $300 car.
Womyn: Episode #102
Skits
You Millionaires!
- Stars: Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
- Recurring Characters: N/A
- In short: A man asks the millionaires to leave his trash alone.
Oversensitive Guy
- Stars: Dave, Bruce, Kevin
- Recurring Characters: N/A
- In short: The Oversensitive Guy's girlfriend dumps him.
Working Stiffs
- Stars: Mark
- Recurring Characters: Mr. Tiscic aka Mr. Tyzik aka the Headcrusher
- In short: The Headcrusher crushes yuppies' heads.
Goodnight Nookie
- Stars: Bruce, Mark
- Recurring Characters: Cabbagehead
- In short: Cabbagehead gets his date to let him in for a drink.
Rusty
- Stars: Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Scott
- Recurring Characters: N/A
- In short: Rusty likes seniors.
Old Lady/Battle
- Stars: Kevin, Mark, Scott
- Recurring Characters: Mr. Tiscic aka Mr. Tyzik aka the Headcrusher
- In short: A man tries to save an old lady from the Headcrusher.
Love at First Sight
- Stars: Scott
- Recurring Characters: Buddy Cole
- In short: Buddy discusses the notion of love at first sight.
Reg
- Stars: Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
- Recurring Characters: N/A
- In short: Four men's buddy Reg.
Headcrusher quits for the Night
- Stars: Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
- Recurring Characters: Mr. Tiscic aka Mr. Tyzik aka the Headcrusher
- In short: The Headcrusher quits for the night...or does he?
