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Cumia forgets his scheduled appearance. Zac talks about being a naughty girl and his Covid battle. Xia laughs at her husband's hospital trip. Chip keeps the show friendly by keeping Xia's knees out of sight. Xia accidentally sends folklore in the chat. Zac and Chip are displeased.
Due to last week's terrible error, Anthony is forced to re-audition for Chip. A proper apology is given and all is well. Vos comes in with guns blazing and a brand new PARTY! sign, much to the delight of Chipperson, Xia and Anthony. Xia shows a questionable bruise in a delightful place. Bonnie makes a cameo appearance and Chip roasts Geno. Everyone reveals their favorite magic trick. NOTE: Hopefully this is the last Zoom episode for a while. There are a couple of audio issues in this one, due to two different recordings being combined because Chip's stopped recording 20 minutes in.
Chip's fancy outfit sparks gambling talk and Columbian neckties. Kerryn's trousers are discussed as cheese puns are thrown around the room. Chip reveals himself to be a Bay City Rollers superfan. A mouse in Compound Media is hunted, Chip and Anthony riff as Australians. The joy of period cups is discussed.
Xia debuts the Scamper Walk, arguably the most hateable thing on the internet. Chip and Brendan sing sea shanties. Chrissie shows off her Walken impression and Brendan talks diet. Chip recalls the time he was beaten singing Sweet Molly Malone.
A great episode for anyone who enjoys the intro song, as multiple errors by the staff disrupt the opening of the Podacast. Chip tells the tragic tale of the anvil on his mother's foot. Natalie Cuomo returns to the Podacast dressed to the nines. Lyle and Anthony prove what great 'guy friends' they are.
This is a special Valentimes day episode. Chip talks about the terrible girl that stood him up. Twice. Matty drinks consistently and updates us on his girls bachelorette party. Everyone admits tuggin their peckas to music videos.
Keanu makes her return to discuss her boyfriend, who is old. Chipperson suspects he wants to have pretend to enjoy necrophilia with her. She also discusses her hideous Valentine's Day meal. Xia is scolded for her vulgah photos in a Chip shirt and legal action is threatened. Dave Temple shows off his tremendous body as his girlfriend cries in a virtual therapy session.
Natalie Cuomo returns and admits she got Chip's name tattooed on her body. Chipperson is delighted. Jim Florentine brings his son Luke back on, who attempts to interfere with Chip's new relationship. Lyle is jealous when Natalie leaves early to open for Kurt Metzger, after the size of his genitals are bandied about.
After neglecting to bring sandgwhiches to a fat-breasted male acquaintance of Chipperson, Joe DeRosa shows up with 4 delicious treats. Chip, Xia and Bryan Johnson dig in and eat like hogs. As Jim, fat, sits home alone, Chip relishes the fresh meat and bread and lovely toppings. Once again, Xia has forgotten her brassiere and is upsetting Daddy. In a topical segment, Xia finally sees The Godfather and the gang explains Deliverance.
Zac Amico and Ralph Sutton rejoin Chip and help Kevin Dumbrowski with his audition. Chip talks about his time working at Area 51 and his dear friend Cosmo. The gang discusses candy and what movies make them cry. Chipperson makes everyone jealous describing his candy corn / meat treats. Old sitcoms are also chatted about and the depth of Gilligan's Island is revealed.
Brenny joins Feens and Cannon to laugh it up with Lyle. Chip expertly renames their podcast, as well as Xia and Natalie's new podcast. Brenny shows off his physicality by doing a lunge.
Back after a much needed week off, Chipperson shines, to the surprise of no one. Kerryn makes a triumphant return, although Lyle is disappointed at her outfit. She brings Jared, her cohost, who is open about his battles with excessive saliva. Chip talks about his days in the mafia on Staten Island. The gang looks up Kerryn's feet online and discusses the width of her ankles.
Dave Temple and his butchered nail bed makes a return and Dylan Negri joins Chip for the first time. Dylan explains his tattoos, which have no meaning. He also discusses dating a woman in her mid 70's. Batman vs Superman is tackled. Most importantly, daddy is sent some incredible real gold jewelry and he put is on, much to the delight of Xia and all other female fans. Ralph and Chip have a huge fight about green screening.
SORRY FOR THE DELAY IN UPLOADING I WAS AWAY THIS WEEKEND
Chip tells a cute (and true) story about making a cucumber dirty and destroying a white rug. Whatevah Amy and Chip bond over mob ties. And most importantly, Bobo returns with hot takes on sports, relationships, and the shipping of boxes.
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Ian Fidance returns and tells everyone about his 'friend's' pecka that burns. Greg Stone has sex with furniture and Gigi bears her bosoms for everyone to give a sensooal feel too.
Zac Amico returns and is on fire with mean spurreted jokes. Amber Heard's gift to Johnny Depp is discussed, as is a fine way to improve a salad. Mia Hammond and Mike Cannon are also chime in and discuss body dismemberment. NEW DOUG BELL EPISODES COMING SOON!
Chip finally gets the new studio he has been demanding from Ralph Sutton. Nathan Orton makes his debut on the Podacast as Chrissie Mayr and Colum Tyrrell return and everyone shares teachable moments. Xia tells her world famous 'Counter Story', which has been optioned by Netflix for a 10 part documentary.
A really fun episode. Ralph and Keanu confess to their sexy date and it's really hot ending. OF pecka ratings are explained and Daddy is tempted to start his own OF page. Xia gives a rating example as Lyle and Ralph discuss how awful it is. Keanu confesses to her dishonest rating system Ralph has sad news about a friend and Keanu's relationship is floundering. And most importantly, Xia buys a special belt with an attachment.
Shanks makes his debut on the Podacast and he and Chipperson compare prison stories. Brendan and Shanks rap battle and it's not at all uncomfortable. Dr Rhodes is late, but eventually makes it and describes her unique healing. Shanks and Brendan also flirt a bit.
Mike Figs auditions for Chipperson and hits it out of the park. He reveals himself to be a foot lover who wishes to sniff the shoes of sexting expert Amber Sweetheart. Amber learns much from Chip and offers to direct scenes with him and Xia on O.F. Mike Cannon offers to be a cameraman and promises not to 'tug'. And Cannon also gets an '11' in a very humiliating rating.
Chip is under the weather but manages to be halareous anyway. Mike Feeney, Chanel Omari and Dave Temple join and discuss their first kiss. Chipperson demonstrates how to kiss properly and Dave Temple has the best kissing story.
Bryan Johnson returns and Stacey Prussman makes an outstanding debut on the Podacast as the gang joins Anthony over at Compound. She discusses running for mayor and her Dr/boyfriend's pecka problems. Apparently it was burnt up like a muuug. Everyone believes the doc's pecka got all messed up from Anthony's pool. Kevin Brennan serves beverages and makes a cameo.
Aaron Berg returns and does a sensual, intuitive roleplay with Kerryn about her upcoming date with a MODEL. The conversation turned to feet, as it often does. Chip has Xia's feet pulled up on Wiki feet and we discover that her husband makes her wear socks because he hates her feet so much. Aaron is quite upset about Xia's first kiss in a movie theater and Chipperson brings down the house with Gilligan's Island knowledge.
Ian Fidance makes a triumphant return, as Keren Margolis and KP Burke audition for Chipperson and find themselves in awe of his broadcasting techniques. Keren, in an attempt to make Chip jealous, discusses her ex boyfriend who believed many WW2 facts have been made up. She admits she cries often and enjoys the feeling. KP is vainly attempting to give up food and alcohol. The highlight is everyone discussing what they dip fries in. And poor Lyle being tinkled on by a turtle.
After many, many instances of poor employee behavior, Chipperson finally brings down the hammer and gives Xia the spanking she deserves. To the viewer, it will appear sultry and sensual. Chip also helps Zac Amico by doing a world class wrestling promo (for free) and Dave Temple discusses his mother. She and Delores have much in common, which bonds Dave and Chip.
Chip heads to Compound where Keanu tells everyone which Compound employee she used to sleep with. She refuses to discuss his pecka in the detail Chipperson wants. Anthony shines light on the Geno / Dixon saga (this was taped last week) and Chip teaches Xia how to defend herself from a punch. Chip engages in sensooal roleplay as a sexy fireman, Anthony does Foghorn Leghorn. Keanu also discusses the accidental self-shooting of an ex boyfriend.
Xia comes in sweating profusely and proudly announces she has forgotten to wear deodorant. Brendan Sagalow nose dives into her pits and Mike Cannon realizes it looks rather appealing. Chip introduces the Alamo Draft House to the NY audience. Brendan and Chip agree to collaborate on some music.
Xia brags about pockets in her Holly Hobby-ish dress and Chip is not impressed. Chip and Ralph bond on being break dancers and Chip shows off the Robeit, poplockin. Chip describes the perfect place to take Jen Aniston on a date. Kerryn raves about raw dogging and goody-two-shoes Ralph only wears bags. Kerryn likes to be in sync when taking dumps. Chip mistake Russia for Florida.
Therapy has been helping Lyle and he decides to demonstrate with Aaron taking on the role of the therapist, playing Delores. Tears are shed and lessons are learned. KP Burke plays the therapist wonderfully, and Ian roots for Chip to spend $50 on Xia's underpants. The Jackson 5 is discussed for far too long Chip also opens up about his embarrassing speech impediment.
Chip, Mike Feeney and Zac Amico agree that Walt Jr. was the best thing on Breaking Bad. And the mall jokes FLY back and forth. Xia has an epic bomb which delights everyone. Chip confesses a repulsive fetish. And talks about the time he ran over a mewing box.
Robbie Goodwin is terrified as he auditions on the Podacast. He is joined by Dave Temple and Daniel 'Horse Pecka' Kurland. Chip and Robbie do impressions together and bring the house down. Chip confesses the time he was shorted on a payment for backside kissing. Daniel asks the philosophical questions about porn everyone else is afraid to ask. Chip also raves about Bucky Dent's acting career.
Chip delights everyone by regaling them of tales of his dog fighting days, when his brave litter of puppies would try to make Daddy proud. Stacey Prussman returns, and she and Kerryn both admit to soiling their trousers at one time. Xia and Ian just miss each other in Boston. An episode chock full of 'what ifs'.
Mike Figs and Keren Margolis rejoin Chipperson as Keren talks about her shopping addiction. She tells sexy tales about her ex-roommate who left skin and hair all over the place. Chip had a friend like him, so he shaved the smelly skin off with a razor. Mike demonstrates dirty talk that gets the ladies sopping. His impression of min-Kiss was a hit and Chip complains about being single.
Chip is joined by Zac Amico, Shannon Lee, Xia, and star of stage and screen, EROCK! Nagel has proven difficult to pin down for a booking, but he never fails to delight Chipperson. Chip goes deep and asks everyone what their favorite possession is and Erock opens up about what it's like to be a dad. Shannon hasn't had any in over 4 years, but her and Chip finally find a date that works for supper. Zac is a fan of a man who ate someone's lungs.
Bobo returns to the show on FIRE roasting everyone like they've never been roasted. Jennifer Steele-Mondello joins the program and is awed by Daniel's wit. She also enjoys his flirting. Kerryn is late and Chipperson threatens a spanking. Chip also attempts to date Jennifer. Xia has a bomb for the ages.
Chipperson SWOOPS into Compound and welcomes back Kevin Brennan, Tony Two-Shirts and Shuli. Shuli is awe struck by Lyle, as he never gets to see him in person. The caring side of Anthony rears it's beautiful head as he attempts to raise money for Xia's bosoms, with the small caveat that he be permitted to feel and juggle them. Kevin is a wee bit tipsy and points out certain unknown things about Shuli.
Natalie Cuomo returns to the podacast in order to get a better look at Chipperson to aid with her Chip tattoo. Chip, Dave Temple and Xia debate where it belongs, with Natalie hoping for Chip tear drop tattoos and Lyle believing his face belongs on her rump. The gang also analyzes Natalie's desire to curl up near a toilet instead of socializing in a green room. There is also a very in depth discussion about her chewing volume.
Jabroni Mike and Vinny Vinesauce join Chip for the first time. They are a hit, while simultaneously being in awe of Chipperson. Zac Amico is uncharacteristically mean, and Xia is all stuck to her seat for some reason. Who Killed Captain Alex is unpacked and everyone agrees Ugandan karate is the best. Zac shares whe he loves Atari and Vinny shares why he hates ball pits.
An exciting episode! Kerryn tells everyone about her hot date who brought another woman! Ralph has returned to the podacast to give everyone the updated height of his new girlfriend. Stacey revisits the rotted tool of her ex and the gang looks up pictures on google. Everyone seems to have a different reaction than Chipperson. Xia prepares to cheat and go on a big date. Chip is devastated.
Ian is very self-conscious about putting on 65 pounds. Xia's date is analyzed in detail and Chipperson is none too pleased. Chip comments about Xia's revealing outfit. In a stunning revalation, Luke doesn't show up with Jim Florentine beause he's apparently 'too old for Chipp'. Chip hides his humiliation and smiles as per usual. Chip reveals what an online dating profile would look like. The gang also reviews Mr Hands and a fellow with a jar for Jim Florentine. #chipchippersonson #jimflorentine #ianfidance
Chip is occasionally blurry, much to the dismay of viewers. Daniel 'UPS' Kurland joins the show to confess cheating with another carrier. The gang is dismayed but supportive. Christine Berg makes her podacast debut and confirms what Chipperson has long suspected about things with Aaron. Not good news. Xia and Christine discuss whose bosoms can hold more pencils. And the answer may surprise you. Or it won't surprise you at all. Zac Amico is murderous as usual.
Dave Temple and Gigi Dior join the program to discuss Gigi's lawsuit from Dior. Chipperson offers some legal advice. Dave and Chip bond condemning Xia's pornographic story about Gigi showing her bosoms in public. Gigi arrives late and treats Chip to a flash and is forgiven for lateness. Dave opens up about telling a girl she's fat. Chip also discusses adult baby fetishes.
Mike and Tim from Dad Meat join Chipperson for the first time. Xia reveals she's a ginger down there and Chip is quite pleased. Zac and Chip combine on a few zingers. Dalton Meyer, the Guiness Book of World Record holder for clapping! joins the program for an in depth interview.
Blind Mike makes his debut on the Podacast and does not disappoint. He explains to Daddy how poorly his pecka performed at Skanfest. He issues a very firm handed discipline to Xia, who is dressed for a Dukes of Hazzard episode. Zac commits to getting healthy and there are several good bombs.
Robert Kelly begs his way back on the Chipperson's show, promising to do a good audition. Mike Figs returns (with wrinkled pockets) and Bob is none too pleased. The gang is joined late by adult film star Ebony Mystique, who bonds with Chip over their knowledge of the Black Panthers. Mike proves himself to be a porn savant.
Chrissie Mayr and Brendan Sagalow join the show in an episode taped right before Skankfest. Chip demonstrates his machine gun fingers as the gang discusses how useful fingers are. Chip does a Raging Bull reference that goes nowhere. Chip also shows off his woke lingo to the delight of everyone. Tami Klurdzz is finally spoken about.
Geno and Keanu appear with Chip to cement their relationship to the world. Keanu has phone issues which Ian tries compulsively to fix. We learn that she was kidnapped by Big A and that Geno likes to purchase photos from Keanu. Everyone debates the meaning of morning constitutional. Chip and Geno discuss football like experts, Geno proves he is mentally ill while watching football.
