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Winsome Tiffany gets embarrassed after flubbing a line.
Tiffany yawns between takes on the set of "Lights! Camera! Ego!"
Watch lovely and demure Marla Pennington trip her lips with Dick Christie.
The unflappable flubs a tantrum.
Watch as hiccups skips our super-cool heroine's tongue! Well, actors are human...even V.I.C.I.
Need we say more?
See Paul slug it out with an uncooperative prop! Who won?
An unprepared and surprised Tiffany just can't hold it in when she first lip-syncs on the fly a damaged V.I.C.I.'s call for help! Giggle on, girl!
See Vicki do Marilyn in this extended post-cut clip where impromptu coquette Tiffany hams it up with Christie.
Winsome Tiffany gets embarrassed after flubbing a line.
Tiffany yawns between takes on the set of "Lights! Camera! Ego!"
Watch lovely and demure Marla Pennington trip her lips with Dick Christie.
The unflappable flubs a tantrum.
Watch as hiccups skips our super-cool heroine's tongue! Well, actors are human...even V.I.C.I.
Need we say more?
Hey, now it's twinkle-toes Paul's turn to take a tumble!
See Paul slug it out with an uncooperative prop! Who won?
An unprepared and surprised Tiffany just can't hold it in when she first lip-syncs on the fly a damaged V.I.C.I.'s call for help! Giggle on, girl!
See Vicki do Marilyn in this extended post-cut clip where impromptu coquette Tiffany hams it up with Christie.
Ted Lawson introduces his family to V.I.C.I. or the Voice Input Child Identicant: a secretly constructed robotic domestic aide in the form of a ten-year-old girl.
The Brindles, the Lawsons' snoopy neighbors, suspect the Lawsons are hiding something and attempt to sniff out their family secret; Harriet shows off her toy robot.
When the Lawsons' babysitter cancels, Ted sees an opportunity for a new function for Vicki.
The school nerd, Warren, falls in love with the only girl who doesn't slam the door in his face: Vicki.
Jamie decides to run away when he feels that his parents attend to Vicki more than him.
When Jamie and his best friend Reggie put together a sci-fi movie project for school, the directorial power goes to Jamie's head.
Jamie learns the value of consistent honesty when he can't convince his parents that he's not responsible for breaking a teapot.
When a bully begins extorting money from Jamie and his friends, Ted attempts to teach Jamie how to fight.
Jamie uses Vicki to do his homework and gets on the school honor roll.
After Bonnie Brindle tips off Child Services about the Lawsons' new child, Vicki must pass a medical exam.
With Child Services watching, the Lawsons must hire a tutor for Vicki, and Joan resolves to complete her teaching degree.
Following a house fire, the Brindles muscle their way into staying with the Lawsons.
When Vicki begins to mimic Harriet, Ted decides to reprogram her.
Jamie attempts to mass-produce burritos made by Vicki.
The Lawsons and Reggie and Harriet take a wilderness camping trip and get lost.
Jamie throws a lavish party to impress his first crush.
Brandon Brindle begins a father war when he finds that a golf-crazed Ted has been neglecting Jamie.
A rival robotics firm suspects that Vicki is a robot and plans to steal her.
Cutbacks at United Robotronics have the Lawsons scrambling for odd jobs.
Ted is motivated to get the family into shape when an obese coworker loses a record amount of weight.
Jamie tries out for the Pee Wee football team.
A vaudeville actor becomes convinced Vicki is his long-lost daughter.
Jamie attempts to educate his dad in the ways of love.
Ted must break it to his father that Vicki is a robot.
Jamie learns a sobering lesson in using smoking and chewing tobacco to elevate his freshman status in junior high.
Still out to flatter the redoubtable Jessica, Jamie takes her out to an expensive restaurant while tightwad Ted puts Vicki in charge of household expenses.
Jamie tries to recover his respect in class when his mother comes in as substitute teacher by trying to humiliate her out of her job.
Playing a judge in a class simulation of a courtroom, Jamie dispenses uneven justice and gets impeached, while parking-ticket-skipping role model Ted tries to get himself arrested.
Joan's civic project with the homeless prompts Jamie to bring home a bum, who virtually takes over the Lawson household.
When Jamie is taken by a slick curbside vendor with a bad mini-TV, Ted goes after him for reparations -- and gets conned himself.
Jamie pushes Harriet aside in an unrequited crush on her 16-year-old cousin, who teaches him a lesson in respect.
When he's punished for thoughtlessly dropping the family's reservations to Mexico, Jamie dreams that the others are robots under his control.
To help Jamie's shy and withdrawn classmate who stutters, Ted programs Vicki to be her speech therapist.
Jamie tries to show Vicki the meaning of compassion by sharing, which she does -- including the dress off her back, while the Brindles move in with their marital dispute.
While in a store with Jamie looking for a present for her mock birthday party to convince Child Services that they treat her well, Vicki picks up an expensive watch and is picked up for shoplifting.
To get on a community-sponsored Thanksgiving ski trip for disadvantaged kids, Jamie convinces the sponsors that his parents are separated.
After being burglarized (while Vicki's home and they're at a restaurant), the Lawsons join the neighborhood watch.
While Vicki learns to spend a day without duties or instructions, Ted's new prestigious job offer in Massachusetts tests the family's taste to social climb vs. its price of morality.
To make his dad's ""button-pusher"" job seem important to his friends, Jamie hints that Ted is head of a top-secret project -- which even Ted's jealous boss, Brandon, believes.
Nagged by classmates that Vicki has a wooden personality, Jamie overdoes it in secretly programming her a livelier one.
To pay for a new bike he bought from the neighborhood bully, Jamie uses Vicki to run a school computerized match-making business.
The Lawsons take up the Brindles' snobby challenge and enter Vicki in a mall pageant against Harriet.
To help his Little League team's rock-bottom status, Jamie disguises Vicki as a boy to use her robotic abilities to bat for the pennant.
After Vicki watches a TV hypnotist turn volunteers into clowns and animals, she starts practicing her new mesmerizing ""skill"" on the Lawsons with hysterical results.
Joan invites Wally Crandal, a former 90-pound weakling college classmate, over for dinner to meet his former school tormentor: Ted, who rigs Vicki to play even crueler tricks. Only Ted's unaware that Wally's grown into a top pro wrestler.
To train Vicki to be more affectionate, Ted buys her a toy cat that only makes her mimic Jamie's past jealousy and run away.
During Jamie's part-time gas station job, Vicki fine-tunes a car to go 50 miles a gallon, causing oil companies and oil sheiks alike to drop by the Lawsons' door.
Ted and Joan decide to have the ceremonial wedding they never had -- until the Brindles butt in.
While Jamie and Reggie search for a story for the school paper, Vicki discovers that a new girl in class is a missing child.
While saving Harriet in the Lawsons' new pool, Vicki ""drowns"" and lands in the hospital under X-rays with a bewildered doctor.
Jamie takes the fall in exchange for Jessica's affections after he catches her stealing copies of the seventh grade's test.
Jamie is picked up by the possessive daughter of Ted's boss who starts pulling his strings the wrong way.
When a schoolyard pusher tries to hook Vicki on drugs, the Lawsons help the police on a undercover sting.
When Jamie befriends a deaf boy to score scout points, he learns a lesson in sensitivity and exploitation.
To win a promotion over Brandon's boss fawning, Ted decides to reveal Vicki's robot secret to his boss at a company picnic -- unaware that Brandon is out to sabatoge Ted's effort.
When unseen Vicki is struck by lightning and begins influencing objects around the house, the shook-up and unwary Lawsons call in a pair of hapless ghostbusters.
Ted brings home Vanessa, an upgraded twin of Vicki whose revolutionary but quirky quasi-human artificial intelligence runs amok.
Vicki is discovered by a marketing firm to play in a cereal commercial, but the Lawsons have second thoughts when her taste test reveals that the product isn't all it's crackled up to be.
Vicki literally balloons after Ted unwittingly upgrades her energy-supplementing polynucleotide processor with an appetite, which creates excess digestive gases and causes her a date problem for the school dance.
Vicki, Jamie and Harriet are held hostage in an inept bank robbery.
A Christmas show wherein Joan borrows a life-sized animated "doll" from a store for a charity show -- until Brandon gets his hands on it.
Due to Vicki's misinterpreting Ted's quip while doing the family's on-line banking, the Lawsons are re-categorized as deadbeats and Ted just plain dead.
Tired of the loud and impudent Brindles as neighbors, the Lawsons concoct a fake earthquake to scare them into moving.
Ted begins remodeling the house, and Joan's new real estate side job gets upstaged when Vicki sells the Lawson homestead to an unscrupulous cowpoke couple.
To help a withdrawn and bitter classmate cope with leukemia, Jamie and Joan help set up a play on fighting disease.
In an international junior high quiz, Vicki's school pits its top pupil -- her -- against an equally quick and infallible Russian whiz kid who has a secret of his own.
Due to Vicki's mishandling of terms, Child Services Officer Mrs. Fernwald thinks Ted is an alcoholic and threatens to take Vicki away unless he joins AA.
Jamie, competing with Reggie for school radio D.J., uses Vicki's voice mimicry to fake an interview with football star Lyle Alzado -- who happens to be in town listening in.
Jamie, Reggie, Harriet and Vicki try to start a rock group to play to Ida Mae's visiting agent friend.
Prompted by Ted and his class to get his school reading assignment going, Jamie videos a book report based on a 1940s P.I. named Rick Savage.
Vicky imitates Ted's demostration on saving a choking victim's life on Brendle. Brendle arrives the next day faking a broken neck and threatens to sue the Lawson's.
While running an unauthorized answering service for grounded kids which nearly wrecks Ted's respect with his boss, Jamie and Vicki play Cupids to help Reggie nerve up to meeting the girl of his dreams.
Jamie takes the fall in exchange for Jessica's affections after he catches her stealing copies of the seventh grade's test.
Ted brings home a voice activated computer. Vicki finds herself falling for the computer, but trouble begins when the computer becomes obsessed with Vicki.
Ted, Jamie and Reggie go macho on an all-male fishing trip-- tailed by a slighted and competitive bevy: Joan, Vicki and Harriet.
Jamie winds up handling two dates on the same night, blind to the fact that one of them is Harriet in disguise.
Jamie stumbles into the membership of a junior high gang whose vandalism tests his sense of belonging with right and wrong -- and inducts Vicki as its moll.
While on a company vacation at a health resort, Jamie, Vicki, Brandon and Harriet see a burglar hitting their residence -- each with a different eyewitness account.
Fly-shy Brandon bribes the Lawsons' company to fly with him on a company job on a plane that is hijacked for Cuba.
Ted brings home a voice activated computer. Vicki finds herself falling for the computer, but trouble begins when the computer becomes obsessed with Vicki.
To keep his company's presence in an Arab country, Ted lets its visiting young ruler draft Vicki into his harem.
The Lawsons enter a game show to get back at the Brindles for trying to kick them off the eligibility list.
While Jamie tests out Ted's new laser projection system in Vicki's eyes, unwary Brandon glimpses her projection of a movie's flying saucer and calls the Air Force to investigate.
Joan's doctor father drops by to visit and Ida Mae smells a plump husband. Meanwhile, Vicki vies for school cheerleader.
A digestion feedback problem with Vicki's polynucleotide processor generates nitrous oxide gas that brings laughs to anyone near her, but not to Vicki herself -- just as Ted's boss is about to visit about lay-offs.
On their first day in junior high, Vicki becomes a hall monitor and Jamie tries to avoid Harriet for a dance while vying for a class fox. Meanwhile, Ted prepares to host a cybernetics conference.
Jamie and Vicki are arrested for spray-painting a wall -- and its owner's $60 shirt.
While playing with Jamie's chemistry set, Vicki creates a potent laundry detergent that Ted -- and Brandon -- leap to market themselves.
Ted prepares for a robotics interview on a local radio talk show while Jamie looks for an idea for a class play.
Ted's singing telegram birthday greeting makes him pine back to his ""youthful years"" with a surfboard and prompts Jamie to start a singing telegram for schoolmates -- and competing with Reggie.
L.E.S. is back, and despite Ted's assurances that the rogue A.I. program has been rendered harmless, it comes back in a big way by possessing Vicki's body (chassis?) as its own.
Ted brings back ""Bad Seed"" Vanessa, who again takes Vicki's place, locks Vicki in her/its cabinet and joins the family to Hollywood, where Ted must repair a movie's robot while Vanessa mugs into a screen test on the sly.
To land a new promotion with the boss, Ted invites him over for dinner and a playful game of pool -- until Jennings starts betting the shirt off his back and a lot more playing against Vicki.
A new language translation device (Random Access Multiple Concurrent Linquistic Analytical Sequencer) installed in Vicki enables her to understand any language...even animals, like the bosses' dog. Mrs. Jennings forces Mr. Jennings to fire Ted when Joan balks at doing uncredited work for an affair.
Benny, an old college chum of Ted and Joan's is up to his same trashy school paper tricks in a big city rag now, fabricating a tabloid feature which by sheer chance ""exposes"" Vicki as a robot just as she's about to join a fashionable clique of girls.
A United Robotronics strike pits shop steward Ted against management rep Brandon; Joan has her students use the strike as a social studies exercise, which also goes awry.
Jamie regrets putting Vicki on guard duty for his pricey new bike when her eyes start to malfunction in a schoolyard of prowling thieves.
To help Brandon get promoted to a job in Japan, Joan pretends that she's his estranged wife and that Vicki and Jamie are their kids.
