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Rent-A-Goalie

All Episodes 2006 - 2008

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  • 2006-10-02T01:30:00Z
  • 30m
  • 12h 30m (25 episodes)
  • Canada
  • English
  • Fifth Ground Entertainment
  • Comedy
Rent-a-Goalie revolves around the exploits of Cake (Christopher Bolton), a hockey-mad, recovered-from-everything go-to guy, who runs a rag-tag hockey goalie rental service out of Cafe Primo, a family-owned coffee shop in Toronto’s Little Italy. Here, at this crazy crossroads of hockey culture and coffee culture, Cake has finally found a home. He spends his time juggling friends and enemies, the ridiculous and the profound, while always trying to live by The Code – an ever evolving set of personal ethics, spiritual maxims and athletic credos that keep him on the straight and narrow.

26 episodes

Series Premiere

2006-10-02T01:30:00Z

1x01 The Arrivalist

Series Premiere

1x01 The Arrivalist

  • 2006-10-02T01:30:00Z30m

Cake impresses the boys when Tiger Williams calls him to book a goalie, but his world is turned upsidedown when his one night stand walks back into his life.

2006-10-09T01:30:00Z

1x02 The Irish Are Fags

1x02 The Irish Are Fags

  • 2006-10-09T01:30:00Z30m

When Cake's old enemy O'Malley registers the business name 'Cake's Rent-a-Goalie' and steals Lance "The Boil," a war ensues which can only be settled on the rink.

2006-10-16T01:30:00Z

1x03 Malta

1x03 Malta

  • 2006-10-16T01:30:00Z30m

Old habits die hard when Cake's old flame Malta comes to town. The girl with game jeopardizes his standing with his own stable of goalies as well as with Johnny and Francesca and even with Phil Esposito.

2006-10-23T01:30:00Z

1x04 Blue Balls

1x04 Blue Balls

  • 2006-10-23T01:30:00Z30m

As passion heats up between Cake and Francesca, a mysterious testicular infection spreads among the Goalies, threatening Cake's delicate truce with O'Malley.

2006-10-30T02:30:00Z

1x05 Bar Code

1x05 Bar Code

  • 2006-10-30T02:30:00Z30m

Cake and Francesca have it out when she recruits a hot young goalie.

2006-11-06T02:30:00Z

1x06 Shit Zone

1x06 Shit Zone

  • 2006-11-06T02:30:00Z30m

When a third goalie rental service threatens both Cake's and O'Malley's livelihood, Cake is forced to listen to Francesca's business advice.

2006-11-13T02:30:00Z

1x07 Going to the Chapel

1x07 Going to the Chapel

  • 2006-11-13T02:30:00Z30m

Wedding bells ring when Billy proposes to Francesca and Cake's long forgotten same-sex partner arrives at Cafe Primo.

Season Finale

2006-11-20T02:30:00Z

1x08 Fire in the Hole

Season Finale

1x08 Fire in the Hole

  • 2006-11-20T02:30:00Z30m

On the cusp of game seven of The Cup final, Cake gets blamed for hexing Toronto goalie Harry Bontar and suffers the wrath of Toronto fans.

Season Premiere

2007-10-22T01:30:00Z

2x01 The Voucher

Season Premiere

2x01 The Voucher

  • 2007-10-22T01:30:00Z30m

As compensation for burning down Café Primo, Cake (Christopher Bolton) takes on NHL goalie Harry Bontar as a rent-a-goalie in a deal brokered by Darryl Sittler.

2007-10-29T01:30:00Z

2x02 A Gazebo of One's Own

2x02 A Gazebo of One's Own

  • 2007-10-29T01:30:00Z30m

O'Malley (Oliver Becker) wages war on Cake (Christopher Bolton) after Bontar (James McGowan) burns down his beloved gazebo.

2007-11-05T02:30:00Z

2x03 Domi Daze

2x03 Domi Daze

  • 2007-11-05T02:30:00Z30m

Cake (Christopher Bolton) goes toe-to-toe with Tie Domi when Short Bus (Jeremy Wright) gravely offends the former NHL star.

2007-10-01T01:30:00Z

2x04 Burlington

2x04 Burlington

  • 2007-10-01T01:30:00Z30m

Cake (Christopher Bolton) and Doc (Matt Gordon) head to Burlington to rescue Billy (Stephen Amell) and then race back home to save Café Primo from the hands of the Esposito brothers.

2007-11-01T01:30:00Z

2x05 Everybody's a Fag

2x05 Everybody's a Fag

  • 2007-11-01T01:30:00Z30m

After unknowingly playing goal for the Gay League, Lance (Gabriel Hogan) is thrown into a crisis of self-examination.

2007-11-01T01:30:00Z

2x06 Nickname Lockout

2x06 Nickname Lockout

  • 2007-11-01T01:30:00Z30m

When an argument over nicknames escalates to a goaltender strike, Cake (Christopher Bolton) enlists the authority of NHL legend Mike Palmateer to save the day.

2007-11-01T01:30:00Z

2x07 Rabies Almost

2x07 Rabies Almost

  • 2007-11-01T01:30:00Z30m

When Joey Almost (Joe Pingue), convinced he has rabies, locks himself in the card room, Cake (Christopher Bolton) must enlist in the help of Joey's wife (Michelle Nolden) and a certain hallowed sports trophy to draw him out.

2007-11-01T01:30:00Z

2x08 Gnarsty Snarch

2x08 Gnarsty Snarch

  • 2007-11-01T01:30:00Z30m

Cake's 313-day celibacy streak is on the line when Fran (Inga Cadranel) refuses to join him in abstinence and Malta (Sarain Boylan) makes it her mission to break him.

2007-12-01T02:30:00Z

2x09 B-Boys

2x09 B-Boys

  • 2007-12-01T02:30:00Z30m

Lance (Gabriel Hogan) gets his first big DJ gig — only to be denied when it's revealed that Cake's (Christopher Bolton) old enemy is the promoter.

Season Finale

2x10 Texas

Season Finale

2x10 Texas

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Season Premiere

2008-10-21T01:30:00Z

3x01 Upstairs

Season Premiere

3x01 Upstairs

  • 2008-10-21T01:30:00Z30m

With the impending move of the Edmonton Oilers to Texas being blamed on him, Cake finds additional pressure being brought to bear by a secretive group dedicated to preserving the sport.

2008-10-28T01:30:00Z

3x02 The Cheesemaker's Oath

3x02 The Cheesemaker's Oath

  • 2008-10-28T01:30:00Z30m

Cake puts Lance in change of a goat cheese making operation but things go sour very quickly

2008-11-04T02:30:00Z

3x03 Internetstopper

3x03 Internetstopper

  • 2008-11-04T02:30:00Z30m

Cake tangles with an old nemesis who is bent on revenge and looks to use the internet as part of his plan.

2008-11-11T02:30:00Z

3x04 Eva Has a Dot Dot Dot

3x04 Eva Has a Dot Dot Dot

  • 2008-11-11T02:30:00Z30m

Cake helps O'Malley and his new girlfriend stage a wrestling benefit to benefit a mysterious illness no one has heard of before.

2008-11-18T02:30:00Z

3x05 Two Letters

3x05 Two Letters

  • 2008-11-18T02:30:00Z30m

An old nemesis of Johnny shows up at Cafe Primo and a family secret emerges that threatens the very existence of the cafe.

2008-11-25T02:30:00Z

3x06 He Man

3x06 He Man

  • 2008-11-25T02:30:00Z30m

Fearing he may be losing respect and control of the goalies to an adventure writer, Cake resolves to prove his manliness.

2008-12-02T02:30:00Z

3x07 Ham in a Pram

3x07 Ham in a Pram

  • 2008-12-02T02:30:00Z30m

Cake is intimate with Malta with the understanding that there is no consequences to be worried about afterwards. However, Cake quickly learns that there are repercussions after all.

2008-12-09T02:30:00Z

3x08 Shite Storm

3x08 Shite Storm

  • 2008-12-09T02:30:00Z30m

Fran and Cake wind up becoming intimate with each other one night but the aftermath threatens the very existence of Cafe Primo itself.

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