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Ned creates a diary but Newton thinks it's boring! So, when Ned goes to the farm, Newton tries to make the trip more exciting! / Ned starts doing fractions at school, but he doesn't know anything about them. That means Newton has to tutor him—but he ends up cutting himself in half!
Ned's class has started learning fractions, which Ned has difficulty with. To help him grasp the concept, Newton splits himself across the middle, but his lower half develops a mind of its own and tries to run away.
Ned joins Xylophone Camp but it's not all it seems. It turns out to be a club for kids to join when the others are full. Now Ned has to make people want to play the xylophone. / Ned has to do a school project and he wants to do it on the Bermuda Triangle, where stuff has been disappearing. Can he solve the mystery?
Ned sends in 20 cereal box tops to get a "Captain Ocelot Crypto-Claw" toy, but when it doesn't come for eight weeks, Newton decides to go and find it. After going through the company that makes it, they find out each of the toys is manufactured by a goat named "Inchina", and the box tops are meant to feed her as she makes each toy, which takes up to eight weeks.
Ned is excited to go to xylophone camp, but is dismayed to find out that no one there actually plays the xylophone, and that it's meant to be a camp for all the kids that couldn't get into "fun camps". After seeing that everyone is wasting their time on an electronic toy called the "Battery Drainer" because of its flashy commercial, Ned decides to create his own commercial to get the other kids interested in playing the xylophone.
Ned has to do a local history project for school, but all of the good topics are taken. He soon finds out about the Friendly Triangle, an area in town where things allegedly disappear. He gets several eyewitness accounts of paranormal events in the Triangle, but when he tries to investigate them, he finds out all of his witnesses were just from a family with very poor eyesight that lost their things, and that the Friendly Triangle isn't real.
Newton thinks that Ned and Linda are getting married. / After getting struck by lightning, Newton and Ned switch bodies.
Rusty McCabe is well-known around town as a snobby rich boy, but when Ned's photos get mixed up with Rusty's at the photo booth, Ned finds out that Rusty's family is broke. At first, intending to disgrace him, Linda instead convinces him to be sympathetic, and people start donating things to Rusty's family. They later find out that these photos were from a theme park called "Live Like Ordinary People Land", where rich people pretend to be poor.
Ned's parents all go up to a cottage in the mountains, owned by Renfrew's parents, for some "peace". Renfrew's parents, unfortunately, are foley artists, and decide to catch up on some work while they're there. Things are made worse when Ned has to deal with Renfrew some more and gets lost in the woods while trying to re-enact the stories of fictional nature hero Woodsy Foreston.
Ned ends up taking both Linda and a foreign student to the aquarium so, to fix the problem, Newton sets him up with every girl in school! / There's a new Furby-esque toy called Playbee, and Ned buys one. But there's one problem—the toys are really evil trolls trying to conquer the world!
Ned signs up for the school debate team to be closer to Linda, even though he's bad at public speaking. Newton helps him by passing him notes, and Ned becomes the school debate champion. He's so good, in fact, that he successfully debates in favor of the town mayor's ridiculous plan to replace all of Friendly Fall's streets with canals, to ease pollution.
Protecting his owner from burglars, Newton unwittingly attacks the Tooth Fairy, who puts a curse on Ned that makes his front teeth grow to the size of playing cards. / Ned receives help on a rigged scavenger hunt from Newton... and from a magical remote that doesn't work on televisions, but does seem to work on everything else.
When Ned and Newton accidentally bankrupt Friendly Falls, everyone he knows has to take a demeaning second job in neighboring Carty Garbageton to pay the town's bills. / Ned's classmates watch in stunned horror as he shows the film he made for Health class with (unfortunately) Newton's help.
