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Kids Say the Darndest Things

Season 1 2019 - 2020
TV-PG

  • 2019-10-07T00:00:00Z on ABC
  • 25m
  • 6h 45m (12 episodes)
  • United States
  • English
  • Comedy
Tiffany Haddish hosts this update to the classic TV show, talking to kids about a variety of subjects and getting their opinions about religion, government, families and other topics. They always say the darndest things!

12 episodes

Series Premiere

2019-10-07T00:00:00Z

1x01 You're Famous, But You Ain't All That

Series Premiere

1x01 You're Famous, But You Ain't All That

  • 2019-10-07T00:00:00Z25m

Host and executive producer Tiffany Haddish delivers on her promise to find the funniest kids in America! The premiere episode’s first guests include a panel of future rock princesses that question her friendship with one of their favorite musicians, two 6-year-olds discuss all the weird things grown-ups do and a musical prodigy that has Tiffany singing the blues. Later, Tiffany convinces some kids to film a commercial for her fake product, She Ready Dessert Ketchup.

2019-10-14T00:00:00Z

1x02 Taylor Swift Is My Friend

1x02 Taylor Swift Is My Friend

  • 2019-10-14T00:00:00Z1h

Kids these days are mature beyond their years. This week, we meet a 3-year-old makeup artist, a 7-year-old with his own ball-cleaning business and a 10-year-old who helps Tiffany make nice with her ex-boyfriend. Over drinks in New York City, a trio of Shirley Temple-sipping girls give Tiffany advice about reconciling with an estranged friend, and the three Taylor Swift superfans from episode one are treated to the biggest surprise of their lives.

2019-10-21T00:00:00Z

1x03 Dad, Plug Your Ears!

1x03 Dad, Plug Your Ears!

  • 2019-10-21T00:00:00Z25m

This week’s extraordinary kids include an 11-year-old aspiring comedian who tries to take Tiffany’s job, a 9-year-old yodeler and a fast-talking energetic 7-year-old. Later, Tiffany asks an 11-year-old to fire someone on her staff (guest star Rob Huebel); takes a group of kids on a tour of her latest art installation, “She Art, By Tiffany Haddish”; and meets some kids from Harlem who teach her how to double dutch, east coast style.

2019-10-28T00:00:00Z

1x04 Stick It To 'Em

1x04 Stick It To 'Em

  • 2019-10-28T00:00:00Z1h

A pair of tight-lipped siblings; a pianist from Okinawa, Japan; and a trio of girls who give Tiffany tips about what to look for in a boyfriend. Also: budding comedian Evan returns to share some breaking news with Kevin Frazier ("Entertainment Tonight").

A couple of youngsters fall in love at first sight; young string instrument virtuosos wow the crowd with a lively performance. Also: a 9-year-old aspiring talk-show host.

Kids come in all shapes, sizes and ages. This week, we meet some kids with slick dance moves, a germaphobe, a child whose age fluctuates according to the price of a kid's meal and a 10-year-old college student. Later, Tiffany meets a senior citizen who says the darndest things.

2019-11-18T01:00:00Z

1x07 Turkey in Space

1x07 Turkey in Space

  • 2019-11-18T01:00:00Z25m

In a special Thanksgiving-themed episode, Tiffany shares her favorite Turkey Day traditions and films an infomercial for "Gobble Gobble Wrapping Paper" with kids who frantically gift wrap everything from Thanksgiving leftovers to a live turkey. Later, Tiffany and an 8-year-old girl pitch movie ideas to her big shot Hollywood director friend Jack McBrayer.

2019-12-09T01:00:00Z

1x08 Could I Have a $20, Dad?

1x08 Could I Have a $20, Dad?

  • 2019-12-09T01:00:00Z25m

This week, we meet some adorable kids who discuss the pros and cons of having siblings, an 11-year-old aerialist phenom and some youngsters who are tasked with keeping an extremely exhausted Tiffany awake. Additionally, Tiffany is on carpool duty and finds herself in a precarious situation with the police.

2019-12-23T01:00:00Z

1x09 Santa’s Got a Six Pack

1x09 Santa’s Got a Six Pack

  • 2019-12-23T01:00:00Z1h

On a special holiday episode, Tiffany chats with kids about their favorite holiday traditions. Later, Tiffany plays Santa's helper to find out who is on the "nice list" and celebrates an 8-year-old magician who proves that big tricks can come in small packages.

2020-01-06T01:00:00Z

1x10 She’s Totally Not Ready

1x10 She’s Totally Not Ready

  • 2020-01-06T01:00:00Z25m

This week, Tiffany chats with a panel of sassy girls who give advice on dealing with boys, stuns a brilliant boy with her illogical ideas about traveling to the sun, and plays catch with an 8-year-old who happens to be the only girl on her baseball team. Later, a 10-year-old who poses as Tiffany is forced to make some tough business decisions on her behalf.

2020-01-13T01:00:00Z

1x11 A Thousand Thumbs Up!

1x11 A Thousand Thumbs Up!

  • 2020-01-13T01:00:00Z25m

"A Thousand Thumbs Up!" – This week, Brooklyn's youngest and toughest food critic goes on a culinary adventure at a Michelin star-rated restaurant; a group of kids break down the best way to eat pizza; and Tiffany goes toe-to-toe with a young chess player. Later, an aspiring entomologist shows off her cockroach collection, and a virtual assistant named Tiff stirs up trouble with some rebellious young boys.

Season Finale

2020-01-20T01:00:00Z

1x12 My Work Is Done

Season Finale

1x12 My Work Is Done

  • 2020-01-20T01:00:00Z25m

Host Tiffany Haddish takes a look back at some of the most LOL moments of the season. Also, 7-year-old aspiring FBI agent Clark gets a crash course in forensic science, interrogation, handcuffing and more at the FBI Academy in Quantico, Virginia, on the season finale of "Kids Say the Darndest Things."

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