1x03 Blue Bloods

Notes

• That intro actually slaps hard

Reagan: "My latest invention. Behold, the Productivitron."
Brett: "Oh God, robot arms!"
Glenn: "Christ Almighty!"

"Snake Gyllenhaal"

Mr Mothman: "Hi, everyone. Welcome to Inhuman Resources. I'm Mr Mothman. I'm a Mothman."

Mr Mothman: "Elliot Mothman, you need to finish your master's and get the fuck out of this office."

"WELCOME TO YALE THE HARVARD OF NOT EEING HARVARD"
[Camera pans underground.]
"WELCOME TO ACTUAL YALE"

Reagan: "Who's an antisocial weirdo now? Not the girl who invented robot arms to hug strangers. Oh my God, I sound insane."

Barb Shrike: "She gets it. And I absolutely love your skin. How do you get it that scaly?"
Reagan: "Hey, fuck you... using moisturiser! The drier the better, right, baby?"

• Mark Zuckerberg is a lizard :O

Zarthax Griswold Walton: "We reptoids have had a great decade. Thanks to propaganda in the media, we have made society more tolerant of our kind, from the Geico Gecko to 'The Shape of Water'."
[Lizard Guillermo Del Toro gives thanks.]
Zarthax: "We even got K. Rool in 'Smash!'"

Reptoid: "Come out with your hands up, you pink-fleshed motherfuckers!"

Glenn: I plead the Fifth and the Second!"
[Takes out shotgun.]

Mothman: "She's on her 95th HR violation. But who's counting? Me, I'm counting. Mr Mothman is counting."

Rand: "I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me 'Godzilla 2000'."

Review
This episode is actually good—yay!