1x02 Clone Gunman

Reagan: "Door open or closed?"
Robotus: "Open?"
Reagan: "Kidding!"

Myc: "Relax, we have more money than God." [Chuckles.]
Reagan: "Yeah. What's the point of unchecked power if we don't abuse it?"
J.R.: "We're out of money!"
[Reagan smashes TV screen.]

Brett: "We have to fire someone!" [Pukes.]
[All gasp. Reagan sighs.]
Gigi: "Look, skip the part where we pretend this is a hard decision and just fire Myc."
Myc: "Hey, fuck you, shoulder pads. If I'm going down, I'm talking you all down with me!"
Glenn: "I'm not retiring without a fight! I know where the weapons are hidden in every room!"

Myc: "Guys, I know how we're gonna keep our jobs."
Glenn: "Stop taking three-hour lunches and coming back drunk?"
Myc: "LOL, Glenn, no, that's a good idea. Just kidding, you idiot. You simpleton, no. We're not gonna fucking do that."

Kate: "Hi, I'm Kate. Just a little clone humour. And here's my little clone tumour."
Clone tumour: "Kill me."
Reagan: "Christ, wow."

• Omg, relevant memes: Distracted boyfriend, Stonks, Tuxedo Winnie the Pooh, minions, Drakeposting

Myc: "If I had ears, they'd be fucking bleeding right now."

Man: "Up next, we have Glenn singing 'Proud to Be an American.' Again."
[Audience groans.]
Glenn: "Clap, or you're a traitor!"

Brett: "Noel!"

• Sounds like "No!"

Rand: "Ready to make a deal?"

• RIP J.R.

Reagan: "Is our honeypot ready?"
Myc: "Reagan, I will never forgive you for this Bugs Bunny shit."