3x18 The Good, The Bad and The Cuddly

Beebo came. Beebo saw. Beebo kicked Mallus' ass

Absolutely amazing. What a crazy season finale! There's a part of me that still can't believe what I just saw. I've run out of ways of saying how happy this show makes me and how glad I am that I decided go watch it in the first place. If only I could go back in time and tell my younger self how much would I end up loving this show, I bet I wouldn't even believe it. Explaining what this show is all about to someone who's never heard about it its bonkers.

I fucking love the writers. I fucking love this show. I fucking love each and everyone of the characters. I'll never get enough of it. Somehow they feels like a second family and it's sad to watch any of them go, although they sure will be back. Seeing them calling themselves losers and yet trying to be heroic despite everything is life. That's Legends at its best.

I want some of what the writers are smoking. I can't believe how amazing this season has been. It all started in Aruba and there's were it ended. These guys deserve some days off for everything they've done.

Seriously, kudos to the writers because they manage to outdo themselves every episode. Matching this level of goofiness and wackiness can't be that easy, and yet, when I think nothing can top it, they set the bar even higher. The writers' meetings must be fun. And after that cliffhanger I'm ready to see more supernatural stuff next year. I'm even happier if you count Constantine in. That last scene with Gary, though. I almost die laughing. He needs to cosplay as each member of the Legends.

These gotta be the most insanely crazy 42 minutes I've ever seen on TV. I'm so glad I was able to witness it. My cheeks hurt from laughing; my belly hurts from laughing; and there are freaking tears rolling through my cheeks. It's been a long time since I've laughed that much at a TV show. I can't believe what I just saw. I even needed to pause it for a bit 'cause I wasn't able to breath. I can't believe this is a thing that aired on television. I'm gonna miss this merry band of losers til October.

I would've given good money to see how it all went in the writers' meeting. I can only imagine them struggling to come up with ideas, encouraging the others like "hey guys, this is the season finale and it needs to be big. Epic battle between good and bad, between light and darkness, between evil and goodness". And then, after a not-so-long thinking process, one of them says "We'll have the Legends use their totems to create something pure that can destroy evil. And that pure thing is gonna be wait for it a freaking giant Beebo displaying wait for it all his cuteness against Mallus and hugging him to death. But that's not all. When Beebo defeats him, he's gonna go out leaving a blue heart
long and uncomfortable silence and then everyone starts laughing and they give this man a raise. How long until a Beebo toy is avaliable to purchase? I really need one Beebo, the defender of the universe.

Seriously, whoever got that idea deserves a raise. I can't be thankful enough cause they've given me one of the most crazy, stupid, absurd moments in history this year. Give it to the Legends to make a fight between a Furby-like toy and a time demon to be that intense.

Can we talk about how many characters were on scene? Boy, seeing Jax back was amazing. He didn't have much to do, but it's always a pleasure to see him. And he's freaking married? And has a baby girl called Martina? Can this be more beautiful? (I'm never getting over Stein's death). Kuasa's and Amaya's scenes together were surprisingly emotional. Amaya's wink while fighting was great. The same goes for Dahrk sacrificing himself to save Nora. That made me more emotional that I thought. We daw him crying last episode and tonight he gave his life to save his daughter's. Seeing him do that, especially knowing where he comes from was surprisingly emotional. But I'm glad he sort of redeemed himself. I'm sad he died, though. I don't get enough of Neal McDonough. Nora being a potential ally to the Legends next season is great. And Helen of Troy. Goodness me, Helen of Troy. She's the real MVP. I loved seeing her fight. She needs to stick around. Jonah and Zari were kinda cute together. Great chemistry. Nate and Amaya are so pure it hurts. I know Maisie Eichardson-Sellers is coming back next season as a series regular so I'm not worried about her going back to Zambesi. However, that goodbye scene was heartbreaking with Nate saying "Don't turn around". Sara's speech was amazing as well. I loved her "Now, how do we sneak out the back?" I'm also glad Ava is stiking around. They deserve their happy ending. As for Rip, well, to me, nobody's really dead until I see the body, and even then, I'm not even convinced. I really hope he comes back because it's not the same without Rip, but please, come back douche-less. He's probably just lost in the timeline again, 'cause Legends never die.

Every single time Mick opens his mouth I automatically start laughing. "Seriously, are we making a baby?" "I'm just putting this slop out of its misery" and "Worst Orgy ever" were undoubtedly my favourites. Not to mention when he referred to Hawkgirl and Hawkman as "stupid hawk flying-chicken people".

Nate and his defense of Voltron, Defender of the Universe was also great.

I can't believe now we've got to wait until October for more shenanigans.

The showrunners, probably: Okay, guys, this is our big season finale. We're sparing no expense. We need it to be epic. There's going to be a huge fight between Mallus and a perfect being of pure light that the Legends are going to create using their Totems. Any ideas as to how it's going to go down?
A writer: Oh, I don't know, how about A GIANT FUCKING BEEBO KILLING MALLUS WITH THE POWER OF A CUDDLE?
The showrunners, losing their goddamn minds, tears of joy streaming down their faces: Mark, you are a fucking genius.

Basically, whenever I think that we've reached maximum craziness on this show, they go ahead and set the bar even higher. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. I spent the entire final showdown in a fetal position, gasping for air. My stomach still hurts. I fucking love LoT so much. Who would've thought back in season 1 that it would become the most entertaining Arrowverse show, huh? Certainly not this gal! And I have to say, I've never been happier to be proven wrong. These idiots have stolen my heart. I simply adore each and every one of them. The new additions this season, Zari (or, as I like to call her, The Actual Love Of My Life) and Wally (The Flash didn't deserve you, sweetie, but don't worry, LoT is going to treat you right) have fit in seamlessly, just like Nate and Amaya did last season. What a bunch of losers. I would die for them. I can't keep a smile off my face when I'm thinking about them. They deserve an Emmy for Best Ensemble.

Sara Lance is the queen of everything. She's easily one of my favorite characters ever. Her big speech was amazing. I couldn't stop grinning. I would follow her into any battle.

I got sad about Amaya, but Maisie is still set to be a series regular next season, so I guess we don't have to say goodbye to this lovely character just yet. I'm not sure about Rip though. Could he really be dead this time? I... don't know how I feel about this. On one hand, yup, he can fuck right off, but on the other, he did kind of sacrifice himself to help the team, so it feels wrong to trash talk him?

Damien Dahrk sacrificing himself for his daughter made me emotional. He did some truly horrible things, but he managed not to be selfish in the end. Nora's pain was palpable. I've grown very attached to her character, I hope she'll return at some point in the future.

Jax! He's married, and he has a beautiful baby girl named Martina! I'm not crying, you're crying. I was so happy to see him. Helen of Troy, Good Kuasa and Jonah Hex were fun additions as well.

Jes Macallan is coming back next season, which means the Avalance ship is still sailing! Sara doesn't have a great track record with romantic relationships, so I'm delighted that this one is going to stick for at least a little longer. She deserves some happiness.

With Constantine joing the cast full time next season, things are bound to get even more insane. I can't tell you how excited I am. I do kind of feel bad for the Legends, though. They got like what, 2 minutes of peace and quiet? No rest for the wicked, I guess.

Season 4, here we come!