David: "With meowmeowbeenz, students can rate teachers. Teachers can rate students. Everyone and anyone can rate each other."
Abed: "Meowmeowbeenz takes everything subjective and unspoken about human interaction and reduces it to explicit, objective numbers. I've never felt more alive."
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Jeff: "How?" Annie: "She's nice to people, Jeff. You know Shirley." Shirley: "Oh, Vicki, thank you. Did you just give me four meowmeowbeenz?" Vicki: "Um..." Shirley: "I love my four from Vicki." [Vicki's rating goes down.]
Wtf
Vicki: "No! Stop it! I didn't mean it!" [Vicki sobbing and running away.] Jeff: "Yeah. I do know Shirley."
Jeff: "I'm like, 'That's two cups,' and she's like, 'What?' I'm like, 'Two cups, balls back, tops off.' "
Jeff is a bro
Abed: "Small talk, guys. I make small talk now."
Star-Burns: "These are snacks for the fives." Leonard: "Yeah? You're a two." Annie: "Leonard, would you rather a three serve the fives food?" Leonard: "No."
Damn, what happened
Abed: "Give my spot to someone else. I don't want to be a five. I was happy as a three. I'm miserable." Shirley: "Oh, dear Abed. So humble." [Abed's rating goes up.] Abed: "You people are monsters."
Man: "You know... I once loved a two." [Man sighing.] Man: "Matthew... He was my everything. But... numbers change."
Damn
Britta: "Actually, keep the tray tables where they are, Koogler." Jeff: "Oh, great mother of ones, Mustard-faced saviour, there is still a five hiding among us that has not been cleansed." Britta: "Nonsense. All fives were reduced to oneness in the great purge of about two minutes ago."
Koogler: "So how do you cleanse a five that's unregistered?" Jeff: "Delete it."
Delete it? No, give it 1 star
Britta: "No! No! Wait! NO, DON'T GO! Where are you going?!" [Voice breaking.] Britta: "No."
Review by Clobby ClobstersBlockedParentSpoilers2021-12-19T05:18:45Z