Review by Digital Phreaker

Game of Thrones: Season 3

3x01 Valar Dohaeris

Well if it ain't the greatest bear-lover north of the Wall, Tormund Giantsbane!

God, Ciarán Hinds as Mance Rayder is just more proof that the casting on this show was perfect.

There's good ol' Davos being honest again, when it could've easily resulted in his death.

Tywin: And to teach me humility, the gods have condemned me to watch you waddle about wearing that proud lion that was my father's sigil and his father's before him.

Not that I needed more proof of what a piece of shit Tywin was, this line is what really sells it. I can't remember if it's mentioned in the show, but in the books, Tywin fucking hated his father for nearly ruining House Lannister; Tywin didn't give a shit about his father's or grandfather's legacies, he only cared about his legacy: the legacy of making House Lannister one of the richest, most powerful Houses in Westeros. So all he was saying in this moment was "I will not let you ruin my legacy."

Tywin: Oh, and one more thing. The next whore I catch in your bed, I'll hang.

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse meme: This is called foreshadowing; it's a surprise tool that'll help us later...when Tyrion finds Shae in Tywin's bed.

Fuck, I always go full Andy Bernard when seeing Kraznys cut that nipple off. Men may not need their nipples, but them shits are so sensitive to pain, he might as well have shoved that knife up the ass of the Unsullied he was using to prove the point.

Barristan is back, baby! To Jorah's great discomfort.

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