Cate Blanchett looks like Governor Arihnda Pryce (Star Wars Rebels) and still holds the record for the worst Russian accent in cinematic history. Tarzan (Shia LaBeouf) swings on some vines, makes friends with some monkeys and sword fights like a pro. Senior Jones developps his psychic powers and the franchise is now officially linked to the Alien franchise. None of the performances are worth mentioning here, the story made no sense to me, too much use of CGI, the action sequences are bland and the sci-fi stuff doesn't belong in this franchise it's so off-putting and mis placed. Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is definitely the worst in the franchise and even if I were to judge it as a separate entity not in the Indiana Jones franchise, it's still a poor attempt at an action movie and very generic. The ants were incredible though and I loved the entire set piece for the third act especially the ancient mechanical doors opening.

A minute of silence for the rat snake, who apparently wasn't a rat snake.

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